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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    One time we had a [strike]Luau[/strike], [strike]Looao[/strike]Luao, fucking Hawaiian thing at my old bar and I got too drunk to work so I entertained and these rugby girls kept getting crazy with the whip cream and with the licking and such and I kept going back behind the bar I AM GOING TO NEED MORE OF THESE

    Went through a damn case

    can't remember what the point of my story is

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    hahahahahaahaahahaha

    how wasteful can we get, i mean really. to make pancakes, you get a bowl, you measure out some powder, add water, mix pour onto a pan. making the batter takes mere minutes

    But the spray can is for the new lazy human

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I just opened a pez dispenser, and... it has instructions.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    hahahahahaahaahahaha

    how wasteful can we get, i mean really. to make pancakes, you get a bowl, you measure out some powder, add water, mix pour onto a pan. making the batter takes mere minutes

    I don't know. I was too lazy to finish reading your post once you got to powder.

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    BbajBbaj Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    trentsteel wrote: »
    One time we had a [strike]Luau[/strike], [strike]Looao[/strike]Luao, fucking Hawaiian thing at my old bar and I got too drunk to work so I entertained and these rugby girls kept getting crazy with the whip cream and with the licking and such and I kept going back behind the bar I AM GOING TO NEED MORE OF THESE

    Went through a damn case

    can't remember what the point of my story is
    rugby girls are usually butch and have a hankering for whipped creams?

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    BYToady wrote: »
    I just opened a pez dispenser, and... it has instructions.

    The end.

    She is fucking nigh.

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    big lbig l Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    ah, the term i was looking for was felch

    that's a pretty handy word

    though it's only really used for semen so i guess it was wrong anyway.

    dang

    The example sentences are really priceless.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Bbaj wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    One time we had a [strike]Luau[/strike], [strike]Looao[/strike]Luao, fucking Hawaiian thing at my old bar and I got too drunk to work so I entertained and these rugby girls kept getting crazy with the whip cream and with the licking and such and I kept going back behind the bar I AM GOING TO NEED MORE OF THESE

    Went through a damn case

    can't remember what the point of my story is
    rugby girls are usually butch and have a hankering for whipped creams?

    Yes. That's it. Actually they were kind of hot but they had muscles. Like, they could crush me.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    BYToady wrote: »
    I just opened a pez dispenser, and... it has instructions.

    The end.

    She is fucking nigh.

    on a can of bug spray i used once:
    May be harmful to bees.

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Rich felched the santorum out of his dog's ass.

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    listen, time spent mixing pancake batter is time potentially spent hitting F5


    this product was made for us

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    We have whipped cream in a can, so why not pancakes?

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    I just opened a pez dispenser, and... it has instructions.

    The end.

    She is fucking nigh.

    on a can of bug spray i used once:
    May be harmful to bees.

    That tears it.

    Its well past time for an apocalypse.

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    OH GOD WHY DIDN'T I READ THE INSTRUCTIONS?!

    EVERYTHING HAS GONE WRONG! HORRIBLY WRONG!

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    I just opened a pez dispenser, and... it has instructions.

    The end.

    She is fucking nigh.

    on a can of bug spray i used once:
    May be harmful to bees.

    will you please illustrate this?

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    ahahaha, i probably will tomorrow, at the moment i am all tucked into bed, far from my tablet, just browsing the forums before i go to sleep

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    ahahaha, i probably will tomorrow, at the moment i am all tucked into bed, far from my tablet, just browsing the forums before i go to sleep

    cool

    if you do, pm me to let me know? I'd hate to miss it

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    no prob, man i have to work on my entry against gsm too D:

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    bel you will crush GSM

    i can feel it

    i am lending you my spirit

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    Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    So far, he's rollin' downhill.

    I don't see him gettin' up any time soon.

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    It'd be more expensive, granted, but has ramen in a can been invented?

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Yeah. Its called dog food.

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    I just opened a pez dispenser, and... it has instructions.

    The end.

    She is fucking nigh.

    on a can of bug spray i used once:
    May be harmful to bees.

    That tears it.

    Its well past time for an apocalypse.

    2012 my good sir.
    I'm actually praying for planet X these days.

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    would that be Planet X-TREME?

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    X-TREME does not begin to cover just how gravitationally fucked we'd be if planet X really did exist

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Legacy wrote: »
    FCD wrote: »
    Pancakes in a can? What, was the "just add water" mix not convenient enough?

    Not JUST pancake in a can...

    But...a 'Batter Blaster'. I mean...who ARE THE AD WIZARDS WHO CAME UP WITH THIS ONE...

    Also, the frozen pb&j where you drop it in the kid's lunch pack and it supposedly thawed by lunch time was prolly the worst conceived food concept ever. Nothing says parental love like fuck you your lunch is in the freezer now go defrost it

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    FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Well, so long as we find the two tiny women in the seashell who summon Mothra, it should work out okay. Oh, and hopefully Godzilla is a good guy when Planet X finds us.

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i just walked into someone else's apartment

    it was really embarrassing

    not quite as embarrassing at the greasy fucking pizza they were about to eat, but

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    bsjezz wrote: »
    i just walked into someone else's apartment

    it was really embarrassing

    not quite as embarrassing at the greasy fucking pizza they were about to eat, but

    At least they were kind enough to let you use their computer.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    hahahahah

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    B.C. wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    i just walked into someone else's apartment

    it was really embarrassing

    not quite as embarrassing at the greasy fucking pizza they were about to eat, but

    At least they were kind enough to let you use their computer.

    ok so i laughed a lot at this, so what, wanna fight about it?

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    BEL GET TO BED

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    OR START DRAWING

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    fine fine, sleep time, night duders <3

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    And I was fixin' to pick a fight with Bel too...

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    heh b.c.

    i'm eating some of the pizza now too

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Are they still letting you post about it on their computer too?

    These must be free-thinking anarchists or hippies

    Try to have sex with his girl see if he lets you do that too

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    haha she was in her pyjamas

    it's okay if i have sex with anyone but my girlfriend tonight i'm in big trouble

    the wine and candles are out and i'm sitting here moaning at her about indigestion

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    We have some of this in the tiny tiny fridge! The pancakes that result from this are basically coasters. Pure Canadian maple syrup and real butter could not disguise their taste, but they sure are delicious compared to... nails!

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    Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Ever try pancakes without syrup or butter? Mmmmmm.

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