Well it could have been worse - we were freaking out for a while there that Qorzm, B:L and FreeAgent were all bad guys, until we found out that Lawninator was all the witches rolled into one.
Well it could have been worse - we were freaking out for a while there that Qorzm, B:L and FreeAgent were all bad guys, until we found out that Lawninator was all the witches rolled into one.
Oh man, we would have been awesome bad guys.
To be clear, had I been evil, I would have been a lot less suspicious.
B:L, I'm a confirmed good guy, because Xenogears of Bore had seered me as well. Of course you wouldn't know that, because Osvik left Qorzm and anyone else he seered out of the loop because HE was the one who had not been confirmed to his satisfaction.
If Osvik trusted me enough to name YOU a seer, and you didn't die a malicious death afterwards...
Something was up when Qqorzm asked for the list of confirmed innocents, and how he didn't know your name (I didn't give it up) but you knew his.
Quorzm asked me for a list too, thats one of the reasons I freaked out and started talking to Obbi and DP, because they were the only people I trusted
then you PMed me and asked for a list too, and then on top of that you pulled your stunt an hour before close
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EvilBadmanDO NOT TRUST THIS MANRegistered Userregular
edited June 2008
DAY 5 I am Hated.
Queen Bumble escaped Flutter Valley with her life, but never again would she hold the trust of the world at large. Small price to pay for the havoc left in her wake.
Flutter Valley would regenerate fully now that the Sun Stone was replaced. Years of prosperity would follow Our Little Ponies Adventure. Too bad they all ate toxic witch meat the night prior and effectively genocided their diabetes inducing race.
Win some.
Lose some.
Everyone Dies at the end to a minor plot device, save Queen Bumble.
I'm going to have to guess Quoth as far as Queen Bumble goes. She seemed particularly evil, but I have no proof and everyone was content with Fembot, so I went with it.
well the only reason we were supposed to believe you were innocent was because Quorzm seered you
so when he started acting freaky we didnt trust you either
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edited June 2008
My Little Reveal Post Lynching To Occur Afterwards
Let's start with the obvious, the entire Phalla was based off a joke list of titles I posted in the sign-up list. Why not make it a joke phalla with a joke premise and gruesome day one deaths? Sure, I am running the risk of approximately eleventy billion grudge votes from here until next year (which, ironically is when Phallanoia2 is due up, SIGN UP NOW). But the tried and true joke Phalla with no mafia has been done. So, I decided to mix up a bit and include 1 mafia under the guise of three characters.
Here's Lawinator's Role PM:
YOU ARE HYDIA
The head witch and mother of the Witches from the Volcano of Gloom.
YOU ARE REEKA
The fatter, shorter witch sister who only thinks of food.
YOU ARE DRAGGLE
She is the meaner witch sister out of the two.
YOU ARE THE WITCHES OF THE VOLCANO OF DOOM
Your superior bipedal movement prevents you from falling for Vigilante traps.
Your Votes count TRIPLE until Day 3.
On Day 3, you may kill one pony of your choice per day. PM me the name of this Pony.
WIN CONDITION: Surviving to Day 6 will corrupt Flutter Valley beyond repair or recognition.
I am a bastard. And Osvik actually figured it out. I accidentally deleted the excellent PM he sent two nights ago when he used his vig kill on me. Too bad Lawinator's kill stopped Os' Vig. As for Queen Bumble, her kills were always a die roll, but could not be the Witches or the Witches' target, to prevent further game skewing. Also, Lawinator chose targets without knowing the die roll.
VILLAGER PM:
Welcome to the Fluttering Valley! As you may have heard, the Sun Stone has gone missing. Queen Rosedust has charged you with safely locating and retrieving it. Failure to do so will certainly result in the destruction of this sacred pony location!
Your Pony: PONYNAME
The Vigilantes and Seers had an additional sentence on their PMs detailing their abilities.
Also the Pony Names in the Narration were more inspired by their colors on the show. Except in cases where I felt a color better fit the name (i.e. Red for Cherries Jubilee).
Shady had it all figured out, now the problem was getting the others go along with it. Ever since day one, the pieces of her puzzle slowly aligned themselves, until...
Shit.
I had actually feared he DID tell the network what he had done.
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Says the guy secretly sending PMs and acting all suspiciously networked.
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Oh man, we would have been awesome bad guys.
To be clear, had I been evil, I would have been a lot less suspicious.
I didn't trust Qqorzm either. But damnit, I'm always suspiciously good.
If Osvik trusted me enough to name YOU a seer, and you didn't die a malicious death afterwards...
Something was up when Qqorzm asked for the list of confirmed innocents, and how he didn't know your name (I didn't give it up) but you knew his.
we would've jumped for Qorzm if you didn't do that 'I has a reveal' thing!
then you PMed me and asked for a list too, and then on top of that you pulled your stunt an hour before close
I am Hated.
Queen Bumble escaped Flutter Valley with her life, but never again would she hold the trust of the world at large. Small price to pay for the havoc left in her wake.
Flutter Valley would regenerate fully now that the Sun Stone was replaced. Years of prosperity would follow Our Little Ponies Adventure. Too bad they all ate toxic witch meat the night prior and effectively genocided their diabetes inducing race.
Win some.
Lose some.
Everyone Dies at the end to a minor plot device, save Queen Bumble.
Oh and Queen Bumble:
It was an EPIC B:L REVEAL. It's just fluff.
You seriously expected that I was gonna go "LOLOL I'm Queen Bee!" before vote close?
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we decided in IM that we had probably lost anyways but if we were gonna lose we may as well kill you too
Qqorzm didn't have a list.
That's why I freaked and tried to see if the DP seer targets had a list, to prove that DP was the real networked seer and Qqorzm was an imposter.
You guys and your paranoia.
But you all only managed to make my penis harder.
so when he started acting freaky we didnt trust you either
Lynching To Occur Afterwards
Let's start with the obvious, the entire Phalla was based off a joke list of titles I posted in the sign-up list. Why not make it a joke phalla with a joke premise and gruesome day one deaths? Sure, I am running the risk of approximately eleventy billion grudge votes from here until next year (which, ironically is when Phallanoia2 is due up, SIGN UP NOW). But the tried and true joke Phalla with no mafia has been done. So, I decided to mix up a bit and include 1 mafia under the guise of three characters.
Here's Lawinator's Role PM:
The head witch and mother of the Witches from the Volcano of Gloom.
YOU ARE REEKA
The fatter, shorter witch sister who only thinks of food.
YOU ARE DRAGGLE
She is the meaner witch sister out of the two.
YOU ARE THE WITCHES OF THE VOLCANO OF DOOM
Your superior bipedal movement prevents you from falling for Vigilante traps.
Your Votes count TRIPLE until Day 3.
On Day 3, you may kill one pony of your choice per day. PM me the name of this Pony.
WIN CONDITION: Surviving to Day 6 will corrupt Flutter Valley beyond repair or recognition.
I am a bastard. And Osvik actually figured it out. I accidentally deleted the excellent PM he sent two nights ago when he used his vig kill on me. Too bad Lawinator's kill stopped Os' Vig. As for Queen Bumble, her kills were always a die roll, but could not be the Witches or the Witches' target, to prevent further game skewing. Also, Lawinator chose targets without knowing the die roll.
VILLAGER PM:
Your Pony: PONYNAME
The Vigilantes and Seers had an additional sentence on their PMs detailing their abilities.
Also the Pony Names in the Narration were more inspired by their colors on the show. Except in cases where I felt a color better fit the name (i.e. Red for Cherries Jubilee).
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how were we supposed to kill you again
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I was thinking it was impossible for you to try somethin' like this, but then I recalled the Death Note phalla.
Nah, I think there were 3 seers and 4 vigs. Although this is a terrible idea.
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which is why I thought you did it
Xenogears, DarkPrimus, Qqorzm
Hylian, Osvik, ?, ?
50 players, like 3 bad guys.
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I had actually feared he DID tell the network what he had done.
Neat.
I didn't bother waitin' to throw in a new sig, as you can tell.