Durrrrrrrrr [chat]

Dynagrip

ViolentChemistry

MikeMan wrote: »

Podly wrote: »

MikeMan wrote: »

come out, come out, virginia don't let me wait
catholic girls start much too late
sooner or later it comes down to fate
i might as well be the one

^^^Knows what all the drunk girls at my catholic university like to sing^^^

hi5

<grew up catholic and loved every minute of every school dance

No more catholic girls, they are against the rules.

Edit: Doubly so if they have parents.

amateurhour

Podly wrote: »

So guys....I'm gonna get a sugar momma tomorrow night. It's my school's Jubilee party, where they make millions and millions in donations. My friend is managing the class of '93 and '98, so she knows both who should look good and who gives the most donations.

Hells yes.

That's awesome man, you have to be real careful there. Offer to buy some stuff here and there to keep her interested, but then let her pay when she's all like "oh no, I insist I pay for it all"

Nova_C

Hey, Echo, I've seen that comic where you picked up the avatar of the Asari chick, but I can't remember what it is - can you remind me?

Podly

Pimp

Quid

Actually, which is easier? College math or college algebra?

ViolentChemistry

Quid wrote: »

Actually, which is easier? College math or college algebra?

I didn't know algebra wasn't math.

Dynagrip

Podly wrote: »

Pimp

Cheater

Echo

Nova_C wrote: »

Hey, Echo, I've seen that comic where you picked up the avatar of the Asari chick, but I can't remember what it is - can you remind me?

Three Panel Soul.

Wonder_Hippie

That Ika i Rutan lady is so disturbing for an American viewer.

Haphazard

Durrrrr!

MikeMan

I fucking hate Bellicheck.

Dynagrip

Yeah, no shit. I didn't have a problem with him until his hubris became palpable.

amateurhour

I had this weird conversation the other day about a bizzaro world where Khoo found Kurtz before Gabe and Tycho and PvP was the biggest webcomic in the world.

cause let's face it. Khoo is the sole reason for the Penny-Arcade brand.

That guy needs to open his own business school

Quid

I've come to a conclusion: I still hate math and it still sucks.

ViolentChemistry

Man, it still hurts my head remembering that that dude thinks atheism is a rule-set.

Elki

MikeMan wrote: »

I fucking hate Bellicheck.

South Park ripping on him was my favorite part of the last season.

And Eli & co have earned the right to never be mocked by me ever again for that win of theirs.

Jacobkosh

amateurhour wrote: »

cause let's face it. Khoo is the sole reason for the Penny-Arcade brand.

I'm not going to face that. PvP is terrible.

edit: I mean, I'm sure PA wouldn't be the world-spanning global oligarchy it is today without him, but it's not exactly the same as turning lead into gold

yalborap

ViolentChemistry wrote: »

Man, it still hurts my head remembering that that dude thinks atheism is a rule-set.

Well duh. It's pretty loose on the setting, though, so you can use it in place of plenty of other RPGs.

amateurhour

Jacobkosh wrote: »

amateurhour wrote: »

cause let's face it. Khoo is the sole reason for the Penny-Arcade brand.

I'm not going to face that. PvP is terrible.

edit: I mean, I'm sure PA wouldn't be the world-spanning global oligarchy it is today without him, but it's not exactly the same as turning lead into gold

Oh yeah, I mean they stand for something, and have a great comic, and would have one regardless, but they're not exactly shrewd businessmen.

If it wasn't for Khoo we would be reading Penny Arcade "brought to you by 1up.com" !!!

Aldo

Talking about "Durrrrrrr":

darklorddraven wrote:

i type funny because of my speachimpedment it makes me feel more like me when it talk to ppl

Loren Michael

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/20278737/jesus_made_me_puke/print

[SIZE=+1]H[/SIZE]ere I have a confession to make. It's not something that's easy to explain, but here goes. After two days of nearly constant religious instruction, songs, worship and praise — two days that for me meant an unending regimen of forced and fake responses — a funny thing started to happen to my head. There is a transformational quality in these external demonstrations of faith and belief. The more you shout out praising the Lord, singing along to those awful acoustic tunes, telling people how blessed you feel and so on, the more a sort of mechanical Christian skin starts to grow all over your real self. Even if you're a degenerate Rolling Stone reporter inwardly chuckling and busting on the whole scene — even if you're intellectually enraged by the ignorance and arrogant prejudice flowing from the mouth of a terminal-ambition case like Phil Fortenberry — outwardly you're swaying to the gospel and singing and praising and acting the part, and those outward ministrations assume a kind of sincerity in themselves. And at the same time, that "inner you" begins to get tired of the whole spectacle and sometimes forgets to protest — in my case checking out into baseball reveries and other daydreams while the outer me did the "work" of singing and praising. At any given moment, which one is the real you?

You may think you know the answer, but by my third day I began to notice how effortlessly my soft-spoken Matt-mannequin was going through his robotic motions of praise, and I was shocked. For a brief, fleeting moment I could see how under different circumstances it would be easy enough to bury your "sinful" self far under the skin of your outer Christian and to just travel through life this way. So long as you go through all the motions, no one will care who you really are underneath. And besides, so long as you are going through all the motions, never breaking the facade, who are you really? It was an incomplete thought, but it was a scary one; it was the very first time I worried that the experience of entering this world might prove to be anything more than an unusually tiring assignment. I feared for my normal.

Quid

Oh shit I got one right.

HEY GUYS I GOT ONE RIGHT.

Now if only one in eight correct got you a passing grade.

nexuscrawler

Elki wrote: »

MikeMan wrote: »

I fucking hate Bellicheck.

South Park ripping on him was my favorite part of the last season.

And Eli & co have earned the right to never be mocked by me ever again for that win of theirs.

then theres the Jets......

Wonder_Hippie

I should go pick up a copy of The Great Derangement. Thanks for reminding me, Loren.

His spot on NPR was hilarious, as expected.

Loren Michael

Podly wrote: »

I actually had my first kiss to this random girl at a freshman year dance. I was like...14.... and like "omg she has such big tits!"

I don't even think I got her name

I had my first sexual experience involving another person at a Unitarian youth group outing.

Buncha goddamn hippies.

amateurhour

Loren Michael wrote: »

Podly wrote: »

I actually had my first kiss to this random girl at a freshman year dance. I was like...14.... and like "omg she has such big tits!"

I don't even think I got her name

I had my first sexual experience involving another person at a Unitarian youth group outing.

Buncha goddamn hippies.

Man, I got screwed on my first experience, literally. I went from never having so much as really even kissed a girl to sex.


Talk about an awkward, embarrasing, and really, really awesome

Spoiler:

45 seconds

Wonder_Hippie

There it is. I see it. I see what Track Nine's doing.

Fucker's a foaming-at-the-mouth libertarian. I didn't even know they had those in England.

Tav

Quid wrote: »

Oh shit I got one right.

HEY GUYS I GOT ONE RIGHT.

Now if only one in eight correct got you a passing grade.

What maths are you doing? I love when I can actually do maths that other people find difficult.

ViolentChemistry

I'm still trying to figure out how they managed to get around the whole "except you can opt not to donate your organs" counter-argument so as to keep flinging the whole "shitting on people's beliefs" nonsense around.

skippydumptruck

I have to drive back to Phoenix this weekend because they are fumigating our apartment. Boo 5 hour drive.

Good morning, le chat.

MikeMan

Elki wrote: »

MikeMan wrote: »

I fucking hate Bellicheck.

South Park ripping on him was my favorite part of the last season.

And Eli & co have earned the right to never be mocked by me ever again for that win of theirs.

Man I'm a Jets fan and I was dancing in the streets at that win.

Everybody was a Giants fan around here that day, I'll tell you that.

It was such an awesome week. Hi 5's from random strangers, shouts in public.

Awesome.

Johannen

Aldo, i've started downloading Dream Of Mirrors to play, you think there will be anyone else from PA on there? It seems that you get bonuses for playing with people you know.

Spoiler:

Plus i've been playing Trickster and the drilling system in that along with the game development is just horrid.

Wonder_Hippie

ViolentChemistry wrote: »

I'm still trying to figure out how they managed to get around the whole "except you can opt not to donate your organs" counter-argument so as to keep flinging the whole "shitting on people's beliefs" nonsense around.

That's one thing I'm really, really coming to hate about forum debates. You can peg somebody on a faulty concept, but they can usually get away with glossing right over it. I just don't understand it.

Variable

but he fucking lost.

to the giants.

Drez

Never hesitate, ever. Karate chop to the thorax first, questions later.

MikeMan

Variable wrote: »

but he fucking lost.

to the giants.

Fuck yes.

Variable

MikeMan wrote: »

Variable wrote: »

but he fucking lost.

to the giants.

Fuck yes.

I was a little late on the conversation but the spirit is still there, goddamnit.

MikeMan

It was a glorious superbowl.

Probably the best I will ever witness.

radroadkill

There are still no oranges. This is ridiculous.

ViolentChemistry

radroadkill wrote: »

There are still no oranges. This is ridiculous.

Murder is the answer.