YAH VERY NICE

B.C.

I did not enjoy the Borat movie.
Probably because I saw it after it had already left theaters and had been absolutely burnt out on people constantly quoting the movie to me.

Belruel

i never saw the borat movie, and i am ok with this. in fact, i am happy.

i ave also never seen the titanic, and i do not feel like i am missing anything from not seeing either one

Balefuego

there were a few parts where I laughed really really hard

satansfingers

Belruel wrote: »

a sprite is not a coke, ok? good.

no, bel, everything is a coke

all carbonated beverages

Balefuego

Belruel wrote: »

i never saw the borat movie, and i am ok with this. in fact, i am happy.

i ave also never seen the titanic, and i do not feel like i am missing anything from not seeing either one

you are missing out on some Kate Winslet boobies

#pipe

Balefuego wrote: »

Belruel wrote: »

i never saw the borat movie, and i am ok with this. in fact, i am happy.

i ave also never seen the titanic, and i do not feel like i am missing anything from not seeing either one

you are not missing out on anything good

Kusuguttai

borat was funny

bsjezz

i feel kinda bad because i just got into a very profane verbal battle about whether or not a raised hump was a pedestrian crossing or not, and the dude who thought differently had a little kid in a booster seat in the back of his car

i hope the kid cried for a long time after that

Centipede Damascus

Belruel wrote: »

i never saw the borat movie, and i am ok with this. in fact, i am happy.

i ave also never seen the titanic, and i do not feel like i am missing anything from not seeing either one

we have so much in common, you and I

Belruel

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

Belruel wrote: »

i never saw the borat movie, and i am ok with this. in fact, i am happy.

i ave also never seen the titanic, and i do not feel like i am missing anything from not seeing either one

we have so much in common, you and I

hi5

(also i now have The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock stuck in my head)

Balefuego

man pipe, Kate Winslet is pretty cute

#pipe

bsjezz wrote: »

i feel kinda bad because i just got into a very profane verbal battle about whether or not a raised hump was a pedestrian crossing or not, and the dude who thought differently had a little kid in a booster seat in the back of his car

i hope the kid cried for a long time after that

I sure hope you were for the negative

#pipe

Balefuego wrote: »

man pipe, Kate Winslet is pretty cute

some pretty unimpressive titties though

Weaver

I go around my neighborhood at night and rip up the hundreds of signs that stupid faggots put up advertising their housing developments.

Balefuego

well to be honest it's been so long since I saw Titanic that I dont really remember

although they were nice in Little Children

bsjezz

#pipe wrote: »

bsjezz wrote: »

i feel kinda bad because i just got into a very profane verbal battle about whether or not a raised hump was a pedestrian crossing or not, and the dude who thought differently had a little kid in a booster seat in the back of his car

i hope the kid cried for a long time after that

I sure hope you were for the negative

fuck no, man, i don't drive

it was a bloody brick-paved alleyway not wide enough to fit two cars along, with a raised hump that bridged a path between two shop doors

if that's not a pedestrian crossing you might as well be running over lolly-pop ladies

ZeroFill

Balefuego wrote: »

there were a few parts where I laughed really really hard

me too, especially the part where he says "Can I draw you" man no girl really falls for that shit

Lucky Cynic

Kusuguttai wrote: »

borat was funny

TO A POINT!

Balefuego

bsjezz wrote: »

#pipe wrote: »

bsjezz wrote: »

i feel kinda bad because i just got into a very profane verbal battle about whether or not a raised hump was a pedestrian crossing or not, and the dude who thought differently had a little kid in a booster seat in the back of his car

i hope the kid cried for a long time after that

I sure hope you were for the negative

fuck no, man, i don't drive

it was a bloody brick-paved alleyway not wide enough to fit two cars along, with a raised hump that bridged a path between two shop doors

if that's not a pedestrian crossing you might as well be running over lolly-pop ladies

are you not aware of speed bumps or

#pipe

bsjezz wrote: »

#pipe wrote: »

bsjezz wrote: »

i feel kinda bad because i just got into a very profane verbal battle about whether or not a raised hump was a pedestrian crossing or not, and the dude who thought differently had a little kid in a booster seat in the back of his car

i hope the kid cried for a long time after that

I sure hope you were for the negative

fuck no, man, i don't drive

it was a bloody brick-paved alleyway not wide enough to fit two cars along, with a raised hump that bridged a path between two shop doors

if that's not a pedestrian crossing you might as well be running over lolly-pop ladies

Man, unless it's fucking black and white striped, or has a pair-of-legs cross walk sign, it ain't a crosswalk.

How about you just wait and let the thousand kilogram rolling death machine pass you by before you cross.

Don't ever assume a driver is going to stop for you. Don't matter who's right and who's wrong, you're the one who's gonna be smeared across the ground.

Weaver

Borat is about as funny as a man that thinks that animals are OK to have sex with.


Wait-

bsjezz

#pipe wrote: »

bsjezz wrote: »

#pipe wrote: »

bsjezz wrote: »

i feel kinda bad because i just got into a very profane verbal battle about whether or not a raised hump was a pedestrian crossing or not, and the dude who thought differently had a little kid in a booster seat in the back of his car

i hope the kid cried for a long time after that

I sure hope you were for the negative

fuck no, man, i don't drive

it was a bloody brick-paved alleyway not wide enough to fit two cars along, with a raised hump that bridged a path between two shop doors

if that's not a pedestrian crossing you might as well be running over lolly-pop ladies

Man, unless it's fucking black and white striped, or has a pair-of-legs cross walk sign, it ain't a crosswalk.

How about you just wait and let the thousand kilogram rolling death machine pass you by before you cross.

Don't ever assume a driver is going to stop for you. Don't matter who's right and who's wrong, you're the one who's gonna be smeared across the ground.

fortunately it's never happened because 99% of people stop for me. because it's a pedestrian crossing

i'm not in the business of risking my life for ten seconds of work-paid time, but i do feel the need to tell some jerk who thinks he owns the road because he got let out of the office at 3 o'clock that an alleyway isn't the place to play speed-racer, especially not when his kid's in the car with him

Balefuego

ok so you dont know what a speed bump is

Staxeon

Raised or embossed pavement does not a pedestrian crossing make. It needs to be marked, usually with signs and such that say "PED XING".

But who the hell marks a crossing in an alley anyway? Its an alley, isn't that the preferred place to mug and murder people?

#pipe

Jezz listen

I see where you're coming from

but I have almost hit too many idiots J-Walking to sympathize with you

Balefuego

I've actually been hit by a car while jaywalking

it was totally my fault for being an idiot too

Jordyn

guys it's almost my birthday.

Agent Vesago

Balefuego wrote: »

Belruel wrote: »

i never saw the borat movie, and i am ok with this. in fact, i am happy.

i ave also never seen the titanic, and i do not feel like i am missing anything from not seeing either one

you are missing out on some Kate Winslet boobies

I walked past my roommate and his girlfriend when the boobie part was on.

I saw all I needed to see of the movie.

And I have never seen Borat.

Weaver

Jordyn wrote: »

guys it's almost my birthday.

Mine is June 12th, when is yours?

Centipede Damascus

Jordyn wrote: »

guys it's almost my birthday.

do you have your conical hat and noisemakers ready

Gafoto

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

Belruel wrote: »

i never saw the borat movie, and i am ok with this. in fact, i am happy.

i ave also never seen the titanic, and i do not feel like i am missing anything from not seeing either one

we have so much in common, you and I

Is three a crowd for this group? I am totally standing in your corner.

Staxeon

Jordyn wrote: »

guys it's almost my birthday.

PREPARE THE SPANKING MACHINE!!!!!!!!

Everyone line up! We only get one shot at this!!

Jordyn

I just took my pills so I won't have a seizure on my birthday.

Jordyn

Weaver wrote: »

Jordyn wrote: »

guys it's almost my birthday.

Mine is June 12th, when is yours?

uuuh, June 2nd.

Hence, it's almost my birthday like...this very moment.

Balefuego

happy birthday Jordyn

Jordyn

For my birthday, Dan Didio killed my favorite character.

Cold Salmon and Hatred

mine is june 29

I have the best birthday

Weaver

Jordyn wrote: »

Weaver wrote: »

Jordyn wrote: »

guys it's almost my birthday.

Mine is June 12th, when is yours?

uuuh, June 2nd.

Hence, it's almost my birthday like...this very moment.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

If I had known ahead of time I would have sent you a card or something.

Jordyn

I told Ben that the next time I have a seizure, since I wake up all confused, he should dress us both in superhero outfits and then take me outside and when I wake up on the street, stand over me and say "C'mon, get up! Doctor Steakem is getting away!" or something.

Bearstranaut

I have a weird idea of the crimes Dr. Steakem has committed.