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GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
edited June 2008 in Social Entropy++
Guys I was checking my spam this morning and I noticed the message at the very bottom here on my gmail:
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I feel like they're not even trying to sell me anything anymore.

Go dig through your spam folder and see what awesome things you find. It's digging for buried treasure but more unsavory!

Gafoto on
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  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
  • PolagoPolago Registered User
    edited June 2008
    Well that's just brilliant.

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Man, I barely look at my regular mail, much less my spam.

  • PolagoPolago Registered User
    edited June 2008
    I never get spam for some reason, of just about any kind. The most that's come through in the past month was when MSN got a spat of people hocking webcam sites. Never any dong sizers or free diplomas though.

  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I get so much spam on my gmail account.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I receive spam from some pretty unique people

    like Salmon Z. Chunderclod

    The Genius of the Daleks

    Latest upload: Chapter Five on 13th of March, 2014
  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User
    edited June 2008
    IMMENSE WEAPON OF LOVE!: Try this remedy, and you'll be able to stimulate even the deepest of her love spots!

    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.

    Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hit her cervix five times to get the double clawshot.

    The Genius of the Daleks

    Latest upload: Chapter Five on 13th of March, 2014
  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User
    edited June 2008
    "it`s maria"

    Do not ignore me please,
    I found your email somewhere and now decided to write you.
    Let me know if you do not mind. If you want I can send you some pictures of me.
    I am a nice pretty girl. Don't reply to this email.
    Email me direclty at dmaria@famplayfit.cn

    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.

    Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    hahah i've got one that says:

    "give her womb a good massage with your newly augmented pole"

    that's certainly creative.

    Also

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    Cold, easton. Cold.

    +./\ 50 ?. 50
  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    From verificationawarenesscenter@gmail.com:

    Dear Account User

    This Email is from Gmail Customer Care and we are sending it to every
    Gmail Email User Accounts Owner for safety. we are having congestions
    due to the anonymous registration of Gmail accounts so we are shutting
    down some Gmail accounts and your account was among those to be
    deleted.We are sending you this email to so that you can verify and
    let us know if you still want to use this account.If you are still
    interested please confirm your account by filling the space below.Your
    User name,password,date of birth and your country information would be
    needed to verify your account.

    Due to the congestion in all Gmail users and removal of all unused
    Gmail Accounts, Gmail would be shutting down all unused Accounts, You
    will have to confirm your E-mail by filling out your Login Information
    below after clicking the reply button, or your account will be
    suspended within 24 hours for security reasons.

    * User name:

    * Password:

    * Date of Birth:

    * Country Or Territory:

    After following the instructions in the sheet, your account will not
    be interrupted and will continue as normal. Thanks for your attention
    to this request. We apologize for any inconveniences. Warning!!!
    Account owner that refuses to update his/her account after two weeks
    of receiving this warning will lose his or her account permanently.

  • Waka LakaWaka Laka ゲームセンターCX! 課長 ON!Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    J3p wrote: »

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    Cold, easton. Cold.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That made my day.

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    According to my spam folder, my penis is tiny and unloved.

    In reality, it's barely average and just underused. Take that intertrons!

  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User
    edited June 2008
    OH SNAP, SON

    YOU HAVE NO EXPERIENCE

    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.

    Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
  • RedZeroRedZero Registered User
    edited June 2008
    Found this one when I got to work today. Who actually falls for these things... oh... right.


    Hello,
    I'm Song Li, I work with the Hang Seng Bank here in Hong Kong. Although the
    internet is a very hard place to meet people because you don't know who to
    trust, what to believe and what not to.I have an obscured business suggestion
    for you. There is the sum of $22,500,000.00 in my bank "Hang Seng Bank" Hong
    kong. There were no beneficiaries stated concerning these funds which means no
    one would ever come forward to claim it.
    That is why I ask that we work together so as to have the sun transferred out of
    my bank into your account.
    Please do not be offended with the manner I contacted you. It was necessitated
    by the urgency and nature of this transaction.

    Should you be interested please send me your;

    1. Full names
    2. Private phone number
    3. Current residential address

    Your can reach me on my private email: slisong@yahoo.com.hk

    Kind Regards,
    Mr. Song Li.
    sngligbiz

  • MonoxideMonoxide Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    I get so much spam on my gmail account.

    I do too, but it's because my gmail username is a dictionary word

    what's awesome about gmail is it doesn't matter and I just leave it in there until it autopurges

    if I need something that may have got stuck in spam you can just search 'in:spam stupid email'

  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I like my penis, but no one else seems to, they all run in terror when I pull it out, I only want to cuddle.

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Ha, Live Search Club gets stuck in my spam.

  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User
    edited June 2008
    RedZero wrote: »
    Found this one when I got to work today. Who actually falls for these things

    that one forumer dude's mom who gave away like $10,000 as a deposit on her "brazillian lottery winnings"

    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.

    Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    RedZero wrote: »
    Found this one when I got to work today. Who actually falls for these things

    that one forumer dude's mom who gave away like 10,000 as a deposit on her "brazillian lottery winnings"

    whoa whoa whoa

    what

  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Veratas' mum I believe but I never got the full story I just remember he was happy about winning the lottery then something FBI something.

  • ZombotZombot Registered User
    edited June 2008
    Veratas' mum I believe but I never got the full story I just remember he was happy about winning the lottery then something FBI something.

    It was great because we all got to see his dreams crushed in front of him.

    Spoiler:
  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User
    edited June 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    RedZero wrote: »
    Found this one when I got to work today. Who actually falls for these things

    that one forumer dude's mom who gave away like 10,000 as a deposit on her "brazillian lottery winnings"

    whoa whoa whoa

    what

    do you not remember this? it was a few months ago, and the dude was all

    "YES WE WON THE LOTTERY HOLY SHIT WE AREN'T POOR ANYMORE"


    and everyone was congratulating him


    and then like 3 days later he posted back

    "MY MOM GOT SCAMMED FOR THE ENTIRETY OF HER SAVINGS ACCOUNT AND WE ARE POOR, WE ARE SO POOR NOW"

    and everyone mocked him and his stupid mom

    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.

    Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    RedZero wrote: »
    Found this one when I got to work today. Who actually falls for these things

    that one forumer dude's mom who gave away like 10,000 as a deposit on her "brazillian lottery winnings"

    whoa whoa whoa

    what

    clearly you do not forget Veretas and the terrible horrible no good very bad day?

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Veratas' mum I believe but I never got the full story I just remember he was happy about winning the lottery then something FBI something.
    Oh man, I remember that. That was so funny/tragic to watch unravel.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Waka LakaWaka Laka ゲームセンターCX! 課長 ON!Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    RedZero wrote: »
    Found this one when I got to work today. Who actually falls for these things

    that one forumer dude's mom who gave away like 10,000 as a deposit on her "brazillian lottery winnings"

    whoa whoa whoa

    what

    clearly you do not forget Veretas and the terrible horrible no good very bad day?

    Wasn't aware it happened. Guess I missed it.

  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User
    edited June 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    RedZero wrote: »
    Found this one when I got to work today. Who actually falls for these things

    that one forumer dude's mom who gave away like 10,000 as a deposit on her "brazillian lottery winnings"

    whoa whoa whoa

    what

    clearly you do not forget Veretas and the terrible horrible no good very bad day?

    Wasn't aware it happened. Guess I missed it.

    NOT ANYMORE

    REQUIRED READING

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=51961

    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.

    Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    I got this one just now:
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    Dear Valued Customer,

    You have 2 new important message waiting in your inbox folder.

    Due to Various Invalid Attempt to login to Your Account.

    please supply all of the following information

    Click here to read.

    Best Regards

    Halifax Bank Plc Security Department

    *Please do not reply to this email as your reply will not be received*.

    Yeah, they've gone to the effort of getting the banks logo, but it's hosted on a newspaper's website.

    And then the link they want you to go to? ([url]http://niederwölzer-leistungsschau.at/[/url][...]index.htm) isn't even a .co.uk!

    Oh those zany spammers.

  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    From: jammal terrill

    Subject: I love you!

    Content: Sincerely

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i lost my gmail address to spam
    i mean it all goes to junk mail but i think some things have gone there that shouldnt have
    it makes it hard to use it as a regular email cos i wanna know whats going to spam

    my hotmail gets hardly any spam, like maybe around 10 a week, despite it being what i actually use for everything
    shit i hardly gave out the gmail at all, then suddenly blam 100 spams for you today

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    From: jammal terrill

    Subject: I love you!

    Content: Sincerely
    Jammal Terrill just happens to be my alter-ego. :winky:

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    RedZero wrote: »
    Found this one when I got to work today. Who actually falls for these things

    that one forumer dude's mom who gave away like 10,000 as a deposit on her "brazillian lottery winnings"

    whoa whoa whoa

    what

    clearly you do not forget Veretas and the terrible horrible no good very bad day?

    Wasn't aware it happened. Guess I missed it.

    NOT ANYMORE

    REQUIRED READING

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=51961
    wow

  • devotfeigedevotfeige Registered User
    edited June 2008
    This thread is amusing.

    I don't get spam. At all. Ever.

    I almost miss it sometimes.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    my face is stupid and i look stupid :(

  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I NOW KNOW YOUR NAME, ALEXANDER.VOLK

    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    the dot is essential!

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Attract more hot women

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