Those things we've gotten wrong all those years.

Dislexic

Blaket wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

Kantankeris wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

Blaket wrote: »

So, I've just gotten off the phone to one of the senior project leaders in Victoria (Australian state dammit) of a large, international company.

Turns out he has been incorrectly calculating the earthquake code for god knows how long.

The earthquake code is reasonably important in making buildings stand up.

Magnificent. My earthquaking machine will strike terror into the hearts of billions, instead of being a waste of them!

Yeah, billions of Australians will shout your names to the heavens while the world ignores them and the New Zealanders laugh hysterically.

Man, you said international. Are you telling me that the only building being fucked up are in Oz?

International.

Though this structure is going up in the Northern Territory.

Shit son, most stuff goes all over the world, my point it that he was in a reasonably high position of a big company and I ran rings around him.

you did call someone about this, right? Because every building he was in charge of will now need to be inspected, and you can't rely solely on the word of the CEO these days

Mysst

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

mysst you are fucking confused tonight

the second 'them' can be replaced with 'billions'. As in 'billions of dollars.' It's not that gigantic a leap, man.

Charles Kinbote

Mysst wrote: »

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

mysst you are fucking confused tonight

the second 'them' can be replaced with 'billions'. As in 'billions of dollars.' It's not that gigantic a leap, man.

did you seriously just reply to a post of mine that came before a post of yours as if it came after

god damn you are dumb

Zombiemambo

Larlar wrote: »

"Luke, I am your father" is perhaps the most commonly misquoted line of all time. It's either that or "Beam me up, Scotty."

You are my son, Luke

I Win Swordfights

I remember when this happened between me and Air.

I was so goddamn confused.

JUST SAY WHAT YOU MEAN, YOU COCKFUCKS, IT'LL GO SO MUCH SMOOTHER.

The Far Side

Zombiemambo wrote: »

Larlar wrote: »

"Luke, I am your father" is perhaps the most commonly misquoted line of all time. It's either that or "Beam me up, Scotty."

You are my son, Luke

"you are teh gypsi, luke, show me your whears" - borat, borat 7: borat visits cloud city (2071)

Mysst

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

mysst you are fucking confused tonight

the second 'them' can be replaced with 'billions'. As in 'billions of dollars.' It's not that gigantic a leap, man.

did you seriously just reply to a post of mine that came before a post of yours as if it came after

god damn you are dumb

No, I responded to a post of yours when I saw it to clarify what your reading comprehension is obviously unable to do.

Charles Kinbote

Mysst wrote: »

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

mysst you are fucking confused tonight

the second 'them' can be replaced with 'billions'. As in 'billions of dollars.' It's not that gigantic a leap, man.

did you seriously just reply to a post of mine that came before a post of yours as if it came after

god damn you are dumb

No, I responded to a post of yours when I saw it to clarify what your reading comprehension is obviously unable to do.

Mysst wrote: »

Kantankeris wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

Blaket wrote: »

So, I've just gotten off the phone to one of the senior project leaders in Victoria (Australian state dammit) of a large, international company.

Turns out he has been incorrectly calculating the earthquake code for god knows how long.

The earthquake code is reasonably important in making buildings stand up.

Magnificent. My earthquaking machine will strike terror into the hearts of billions, instead of being a waste of them!

Yeah, billions of Australians will shout your names to the heavens while the world ignores them and the New Zealanders laugh hysterically.

Man, you said international. Are you telling me that the only building being fucked up are in Oz?

See, you got Kantankeris and Blaket mixed up. That is what the confusion comment was in regards to.

Blake T

Dislexic wrote: »

Blaket wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

Kantankeris wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

Blaket wrote: »

So, I've just gotten off the phone to one of the senior project leaders in Victoria (Australian state dammit) of a large, international company.

Turns out he has been incorrectly calculating the earthquake code for god knows how long.

The earthquake code is reasonably important in making buildings stand up.

Magnificent. My earthquaking machine will strike terror into the hearts of billions, instead of being a waste of them!

Yeah, billions of Australians will shout your names to the heavens while the world ignores them and the New Zealanders laugh hysterically.

Man, you said international. Are you telling me that the only building being fucked up are in Oz?

International.

Though this structure is going up in the Northern Territory.

Shit son, most stuff goes all over the world, my point it that he was in a reasonably high position of a big company and I ran rings around him.

you did call someone about this, right? Because every building he was in charge of will now need to be inspected, and you can't rely solely on the word of the CEO these days

Daaaaw, you're cute, like a puppy!

I'm just refusing to ok the current design we've been asked to do.

Mysst

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

mysst you are fucking confused tonight

the second 'them' can be replaced with 'billions'. As in 'billions of dollars.' It's not that gigantic a leap, man.

did you seriously just reply to a post of mine that came before a post of yours as if it came after

god damn you are dumb

No, I responded to a post of yours when I saw it to clarify what your reading comprehension is obviously unable to do.

Mysst wrote: »

Kantankeris wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

Blaket wrote: »

So, I've just gotten off the phone to one of the senior project leaders in Victoria (Australian state dammit) of a large, international company.

Turns out he has been incorrectly calculating the earthquake code for god knows how long.

The earthquake code is reasonably important in making buildings stand up.

Magnificent. My earthquaking machine will strike terror into the hearts of billions, instead of being a waste of them!

Yeah, billions of Australians will shout your names to the heavens while the world ignores them and the New Zealanders laugh hysterically.

Man, you said international. Are you telling me that the only building being fucked up are in Oz?

See, you got Kantankeris and Blaket mixed up. That is what the confusion comment was in regards to.

Ah, ok. Yeah, that makes sense then. So, now that you've drained my vitriolic fluid, whaddya want to do next?

Fishman

I don't know. What other fluids you got?

Charles Kinbote

we could kiss a little if you wanted maybe

ThatDudeOverThere

teefs your ironic fakequoting of borat is just as annoying as actual quoting of borat

The Far Side

.

Mysst

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

we could kiss a little if you wanted maybe

Depends, what'd you eat last?

Filler Inc.

Peanut butter.

I can smell it from here.


or is that my dog?

Dislexic

Filler Inc. wrote: »

Peanut butter.

I can smell it from here.


or is that my crotch?

Filler Inc.

Dislexic wrote: »

Filler Inc. wrote: »

Peanut butter.

I can smell it from here.


or is that my crotch?

Yeah, either way, it's the same joke dislexic.

ThatDudeOverThere

The Far Side wrote: »

.

just telling it like it is, kiddo

I Win Swordfights

Tdot, I accidentally clicked on your signature, and holy shit that's awesome.

SirToasty

Two pages late, but I know a kid named Thor. He is into indy music. That sounds completely backwards but he is a cool guy.

Also one of my best friends' last name is Thore. He is one of the raddest dudes of all time.

edit: I clicked on your sig, tdot, because I was curious. Where have I heard that quote before? I can't think of it.

ThatDudeOverThere

it's not a quote that I can recall

Fishman

Berk wrote: »

Fishman I can't remember, did you play an elf in the two towers?

Yeah. I was going to play an Orc as well in RotK, but then they went and changed shooting schedules on me and I couldn't make it work.

At least I think it was RotK. The problem with three movies at once is that you never actually know what you're filming for except when it's really, really obvious. That plus the great lies all the AD's would tell us so that we couldn't leak shit onto the internet.

honkymcgoo

For the longest time I thought that Kay jewelers commercial went "Every GIFT begins with kay" as opposed to "Every KISS begins with kay".

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Now playing: Flobots - Handlebars
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Dislexic

I don't even see it because imageshack sucks balls

SirToasty

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

it's not a quote that I can recall

Well I mean, I have heard it somewhere else. Recently too.

Monkeybomb

Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

OmegaTofuNinja

Kantankeris wrote: »

I used to think "a lot" was a single word, since spell-check doesn't catch "alot". I thought this until at least the middle of 7th grade.

I did this until I saw the comic about a year or so ago

Fellhand

OmegaTofuNinja wrote: »

Kantankeris wrote: »

I used to think "a lot" was a single word, since spell-check doesn't catch "alot". I thought this until at least the middle of 7th grade.

I did this until I saw the comic about a year or so ago

That's a great comic.

Triple B

Kantankeris wrote: »

Triple B wrote: »

man my location is clearly stated beneath my avatar (east if you can't figure it out)

HOLY SHIT! We are neighbors Triple B!

I was just listening to a man dressed in Spandex sing a few lines of that song the other day while he drove our amphibious landing craft under a drawbridge!

That's where it's happenin', baybay! Thaaaat's where you'll find meeeeee....

OmegaTofuNinja

Fellhand wrote: »

OmegaTofuNinja wrote: »

Kantankeris wrote: »

I used to think "a lot" was a single word, since spell-check doesn't catch "alot". I thought this until at least the middle of 7th grade.

I did this until I saw the comic about a year or so ago

That's a great comic.

Any comic that can change my life the way it did is a good comic

TankHammer

You know, a lot of spelling and grammar mistakes can be corrected if people would just read more. This goes for learning new words.

Unfortunately it won't help with the pronounciation, which is what has gotten me into a lot of awkward conversations in the past.

"You see... I don't really get many chances to use my vocabulary outside of the internet so I didn't really know how to pronounce that. Did I butcher it badly? I did, didn't I?"

sdrawkcaB emaN

Rankenphile wrote: »

oh my god I love my hometown sometimes

Dick Fallis

ahurhurhurhur

Synthetic Orange

When I was young, my friends and I got into a fight over if the line was "robots in disguise" or "robots in the skies". Yep.

OmegaTofuNinja

What side were you on Synth

Were you on God's side?

ThatDudeOverThere

synth is never on god's side

Bungletongue

Wait, that stance looks vaguely familiar... T Pose? Thor Pose! Oh Thor, you beautiful brilliant bastard.

Spoiler:

OmegaTofuNinja

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

synth is never on god's side

are you sure?

Zombiemambo

I'm afraid I don't follow, Bungle

ThatDudeOverThere

you lost me there, bungle