Holy shit I pissed off Thor

I Am Not A Bear

This is what happens when you fuck with Thor's Oak.

I'm looking at you Boniface.

You fucked shit up for the rest of us.

Meissnerd

Maybe this is all viral advertising for Thor's new movie

Keith

Rolo wrote: »

Trillian wrote: »

It is vaguely damp here on the west coast.

The best coast.

Fuck your coast.

South-central does it like nobody does.

shit rolo

i knew you were black but i didn't know you were compton black

Blankspace

I am totally going to drive down to Asgard and complain tomorrow

Balefuego

Blankspace

Oh my god I am saving that

Lucky Cynic

There needs to be more Gods of bad things.

Gods of Wrath and Hatred...

Olivaw

Blankspace wrote: »

I am totally going to drive down to Asgard and complain tomorrow

Hey, tell Heimdall I said hi

We went to high school together

Dislexic

I wish it would rain here in tampa, florida again.

We've had a pretty consistent drought for a couple years now.

Blankspace

FUCK THE SIRENS ARE BACK

MAYBE THEY AREN'T TORNADO SIRENS

MAYBE THE RUSSIANS ARE WORKING WITH THOR

Ranx

blank

are you gonna die son

I Am Not A Bear

Where the fuck does Blank live?

Blankspace

I don't wanna die

fightinfilipino

it's really Clor.

you're only slightly fucked.

Ranx

blank better make your peace with jesus

unless you wanna burn in hellfire for all of eternity

Volucrisus Aedrius

The Russians are attacking with Tornado Bombs.

You act like you've never heard of Tornado Bombs, or that they surely cannot exist because Tornados cannot fit in bombs.

What if I told you that in the 50s the Russians manufactured Tornado Pills.

I mean, Christ, who do you think financed the ACME corporation's research, eh? Kruschev, you dolt.

Staxeon

Blankspace wrote: »

I don't wanna die

Quickly sacrifice some pickled herring and a Nokia phone!! That should appease any Norse god.

Larlar

Blank, dump a pack of jello pudding into a bowl of milk and hold it up to a tornado. I want to know if they can wisk.

I Am Not A Bear

Meissnerd

My favourite killing-other-gods-with-mistletoe Norse god is Loki

Blankspace

I Am Not A Bear wrote: »

Where the fuck does Blank live?

The Far Side

Meissnerd wrote: »

The Far Side wrote: »

somebody save me from the wind

yes

Blankspace

Whew

no more Tornado Warning

Now it is a Flash Flood Warning

The Geebs That Is A Pony

jesus christ that cubs game almost gave me a heart attack

Ranx

before I realized that christianity was dumb

I always assumed that I'd live a life of awesome sin

then on my deathbed I'd I'd repent and go to heaven

I Am Not A Bear

Good. You live far enough away from me.

The Far Side

Ranx wrote: »

before I realized that christianity was dumb

pretty big here ranx

Balefuego

Ranx wrote: »

before I realized that christianity was dumb

I always assumed that I'd live a life of awesome sin

then on my deathbed I'd I'd repent and go to heaven

yeah thats not how it works brah

Vorus

Blankspace wrote: »

Whew

no more Tornado Warning

Now it is a Flash Flood Warning

you will drown in wally west

Larlar

Blankspace wrote: »

Whew

no more Tornado Warning

Now it is a Flash Flood Warning

But you can't make pudding with a flash flood.

Blankspace

There are worse ways to go out

I Am Not A Bear

I'm atheist deal with it

The Far Side

Oh man flash floods are awesome

1 second laa-dee-dah

next second you can swim down the street

Ranx

The Far Side wrote: »

Ranx wrote: »

before I realized that christianity was dumb

pretty big here ranx

well

replace christianity with the concept of rigidly organized religion I guess

Meissnerd

Larlar wrote: »

Blankspace wrote: »

Whew

no more Tornado Warning

Now it is a Flash Flood Warning

But you can't make pudding with a flash flood.

flan?

I Am Not A Bear

Man, christianity is a pretty broad term and does not solely mean an organized religion.

Volucrisus Aedrius

The Far Side wrote: »

Oh man flash floods are awesome

1 second laa-dee-dah

next second you can swim down the street

Swimming amidst debris, corpses, and fecal matter.

Oh and Sean Penn in a small boat. You'll probably see him there.

Blankspace

Okay I went to go put my car in the garage

It's like I jumped in the pool

Berk

The Far Side wrote: »

Ranx wrote: »

before I realized that christianity was dumb

pretty big here ranx

jesus is an odin analogue deal w/it

Larlar

I Am Not A Bear wrote: »

I'm atheist deal with it

why do we have to deal with this

just when I thought it was only religious nuts who wouldn't shut up

you go and ruin the stereotype for us anti-religious nuts