Social Entropy++: AWESOME POST in "When chemicals collide.", by Shankill Butcher

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"I'm hairy! Hairy like him!"

Forum: Social Entropy++
Post: When chemicals collide.
Posted by: Shankill Butcher


Original Content:

there's this girl I know

now understand that I am not just being an asshole when I say that she is hideous. probably 4'11" and a face like a troll. this wouldn't be notable if she weren't a total bitch to everyone. she is awful. and she is a leech to one of the coolest, smartest girls I know, so she often finds her way to parties of ours. she's even a bitch to the cool girl, and the cool girl doesn't even like her. I don't know how she still finagles her way into our shit.

her track record for substances is as follows:
1) had one beer, and burped up beer foam onto a wall
2) had two beers and rolled around the floor yelling about how drunk she was
3) got high once, and:
a. called all her friends to talk about how "trashed" she was
b. kept trying to run away from the people that blazed her down
c. during a viewing of austin powers, fat bastard came on screen. this girl immediately began crying, and saying "No! They're all going to know!"
a friend of mine asked "what are they going to know? what are you talking about?"
the girl screamed "that I'm hairy! hairy like him!"

Dr.Funkenstein

The best girl

Walrus Pete

Ahahaha oh my god.

Malkor

No one wants to know that.

Centipede Damascus

noooo

now we all know

SithDrummer

she was trying to stop herself from telling everyone

Scrublet

A girl like this started showing up around my group. Suffice it to say, after once or twice around me, she stopped showing up. An inability to get rid of this person means you just aren't trying hard enough.