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people watching

World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
edited June 2008 in Social Entropy++
portland is a really great place to do some people watching because it's full of crazy people

let's do it

tell me all about a person you can see right now

right now I can see a man covered in tattoos and piercings, scowling, smoking a cigarette, pushing a baby stroller. in this baby stroller is a cat who is totally chillin' out.

now you go

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i don't really internet outdoors

  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I see myself in the reflection of my laptop

    I am luminous

  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Yesterday on my way home I saw on old man walking down the street in the rain throwing his arms around madly and shouting.

    Those guys are always fun.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    go outside more mouthbreathers

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    it's fucking a hundred degrees here

    fuck your outside

  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    last time i was at the airport

    there was a really hot black girl getting her baggage

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I saw a dude on television once.
    he looked normal, i guess

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    on the metro this morning, i saw a 400 pound lady in a muumuu walk in, and i was terrified she was gonna jam herself in the seat next to me.

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  • CasperCasper __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2008
    I have a client in my waiting room and he is crying while filling out his paperwork to see the attorney. He is a very large (muscular) guy and is two ranks higher than me, it is very awkward.

  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    go outside more mouthbreathers

    why would i be on the computer when i go outside

    i'd be doing stuff

  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Casper wrote: »
    I have a client in my waiting room and he is crying while filling out his paperwork to see the attorney. He is a very large (muscular) guy and is two ranks higher than me, it is very awkward.

    oh god

    I bet there is a really fascinating story here

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  • BrocratesBrocrates __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2008
    go outside more mouthbreathers

    But the sun burnzzzzz.

  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The area around my office is not conducive to people watching. White trash city.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The last person I saw outside had his shirt tucked into his underpants and his underpants were riding quite high. I don't like outside.

  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    The area around my office is not conducive to people watching. White trash city.
    that's the best kind of people watching

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    seriously though at work I see a lot of really terrible people

    the way they eat disgusts me

    I haven't had a slice of pizza since I started in january

  • AretèAretè infiltrating neo zeed compoundRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I am at work so only people watching I can do is that of boring ass work people.

    And it is what the fuck hot right now in NYC.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I can see my coworkers right now.

    Sadly, one of them isn't Weaver.

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  • CasperCasper __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2008
    Casper wrote: »
    I have a client in my waiting room and he is crying while filling out his paperwork to see the attorney. He is a very large (muscular) guy and is two ranks higher than me, it is very awkward.

    oh god

    I bet there is a really fascinating story here

    Most likely not, it is probably another divorce case. Same story over and over again, I deployed to Iraq, she took all my money and now she wants a divorce, happens all the time.

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Where did the insut of "mouthbreathers" come from anyway? I've never really understood what's so horrible about that.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Casper wrote: »
    Casper wrote: »
    I have a client in my waiting room and he is crying while filling out his paperwork to see the attorney. He is a very large (muscular) guy and is two ranks higher than me, it is very awkward.

    oh god

    I bet there is a really fascinating story here

    Most likely not, it is probably another divorce case. Same story over and over again, I deployed to Iraq, she took all my money and now she wants a divorce, happens all the time.
    that is really goddamn depressing

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I was on oxford street today and saw a guy with a tophat, and a proper suit. and no shoes.

    scarab you have mental problems
  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I can't see him from here, but I work right beside him. This dude is absolutely tearing his mom apart on the phone. He's been ripping her up for the past 20 minutes about some sort of money issue. Some of the insults he is throwing at her are pretty great.


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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    WaM's right, watching white trash is fascinating.

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    usually when i look outside i see cop cars outside this yellow house up the road

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    casper, you should start a business there for divorcees like that poor guy, where, for a low fee plus travel costs, you send out a lady friend in the states to ring the door bell, punch their wife in the box, then walk away without saying a word.

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I see my brother calling his friend for a BBQ

  • OdinOwnsYeAllOdinOwnsYeAll Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm surrounded by attractive former sorority girls that I've worked with for the last 10 months. I thought the high school shit would end in college, but I was surprised to find out that the bullshit persists even into the "real world."

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  • oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    portland is a really great place to do some people watching because it's full of crazy people

    let's do it

    tell me all about a person you can see right now

    right now I can see a man covered in tattoos and piercings, scowling, smoking a cigarette, pushing a baby stroller. in this baby stroller is a cat who is totally chillin' out.

    now you go

    I effing love that guy. He's so crazy.

    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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  • CasperCasper __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2008
    Casper wrote: »
    Casper wrote: »
    I have a client in my waiting room and he is crying while filling out his paperwork to see the attorney. He is a very large (muscular) guy and is two ranks higher than me, it is very awkward.

    oh god

    I bet there is a really fascinating story here

    Most likely not, it is probably another divorce case. Same story over and over again, I deployed to Iraq, she took all my money and now she wants a divorce, happens all the time.
    that is really goddamn depressing

    And all my family and friends wonder why it is taking me so long to "pop" the question.

  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Just a minute ago, I saw a homeless lady staring into a bank, watching people use the ATM. She was muttering something to herself.

    It was kinda sad.

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  • CasperCasper __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    casper, you should start a business there for divorcees like that poor guy, where, for a low fee plus travel costs, you send out a lady friend in the states to ring the door bell, punch their wife in the box, then walk away without saying a word.

    You might be onto something here. What do you think a appropriate fee would be?

  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Casper wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    casper, you should start a business there for divorcees like that poor guy, where, for a low fee plus travel costs, you send out a lady friend in the states to ring the door bell, punch their wife in the box, then walk away without saying a word.

    You might be onto something here. What do you think a appropriate fee would be?

    i would say a barter system maybe, like smokes and porn dvds and looted goods and etc etc. then you can turn yourself into that guy in the military that can "get things, no questions asked"

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  • VorusVorus Registered User
    edited June 2008
    My grandparents used to take me to the mall to people watch for my birthday

    Worst hour of the year, every year, hands down

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    WaM's right, watching white trash is fascinating.

    Every damn day? No it is not I promise you.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Vorus wrote: »
    My grandparents used to take me to the mall to people watch for my birthday

    Worst hour of the year, every year, hands down

    the fuck kind of present is that

    what are they, poor?

  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Vorus wrote: »
    My grandparents used to take me to the mall to people watch for my birthday

    Worst hour of the year, every year, hands down

    the fuck kind of present is that

    what are they, poor?

    maybe they were showing him the stuff he could have gotten as a present if they werent cruel old people

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    one year jermaine's parents just dropped him off at the mall for his birthday

    no money

    it's a pretty funny story, if it didn't happen to you

  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Vorus wrote: »
    My grandparents used to take me to the mall to people watch for my birthday

    Worst hour of the year, every year, hands down

    How many years did they do it for?

  • gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i see a cat stalking a squirrel

    however neither cats or squirrels is people.

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