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[MiniPhalla] Super Robot Mini, Game Over, Minor Good victory

GumpyGumpy There is alwaysa greater powerRegistered User regular
edited June 2008 in Critical Failures
This is a miniphalla

Don't know what Phalla is? Check the link.

Super Robot Mini

Far beyond space and time, where the many dimensions of the universe meet, lies a planet. It's a nice planet, with water and plants and things, but we do not care about that.

It is a planet which previously was not inhabited by intelligent life. Due to its unique location (Beyond space and time.) the United Phallan Society set up a military base to help guard earth from any invasion from beyond the universe. This base is called Terminal Phalla.

And currently, its long range sensors are picking up a number of unknown dimensional anomalies just under a days travel away. Since this is Phalla, unknown must mean evil. An invasion is underway! Terminal Phalla must not be destroyed! But thanks to the defense budget being diverted to fund a vast number of day one bandwagons on Zot and supply MrBlarny with yet more spreadsheet paper, the Terminal Phalla defense force is made up of a couple of tanks and a single battleship.

And 26 Plucky Super Robot Pilots

The game will be played up in a 6 zone map. Imagine it as a triangle, with terminal Phalla at the point and the outer areas at the base (1 Zone, 2 Zone and then three zones in three layers.)

You are all super Robot Pilots. That means that you can all handle yourselves in a fight. You want a few more details before you sign up and launch? Read the handout
Spoiler:



Rules

You may make both a green and a red vote everyday. Everyday, details of the current invasion forces will be posted in the narration and the OP. If something is listed in the OP, It can be targetted. By everything that can target a player.

This is a HP based game.

It is one large group of good guys versus a smaller connected group of bads. Faction based game this isn't.
Activity is encouraged, deaths will occur if you do not make at least two posts a day. Vote closes at 21:00 GMT (9 PM).

No sharing or quoting of PMs with the host.

This Miniphalla will last a total of 6 days.

Sign up in Lime, if your Sign up involves you being extra manly or super or heroic in some way all the better.

List of our current heroes

1: Stew_Stick
2: Jpants
3: Edcrab
4: Greeper
5: eecc
6: Malkor
7: Lignisse
8: TheLawinator
9: Elskid
10: Durax
11: Rainfall
12: JohnHam
13: Toxic Toys
14: B:L
15: Obbi
16: Tyler
17: Wildcat
18: Egos
19: Bwanie
20: IamtheAznman
21: MinamiHideo
22: cj iwakura
23: Clawshrimpy
24: Mr D
25: Freeagent
26: Seriously
27: Zot

Reserves

1: Fembot
2: Exarch
3:
4:

Game will start at 9PM the day everyone is signed up.
Clarifications may be made in Some form of orange
This game will be different from what you've played before (Unless you have played Phallout its kinda like that but with evils and nowhere near the detail I don't want to die)

There are also no vanillagers, if you signup for a game run by me you should all have a fun time god damn

If Zot signs up I dare you all to bandwagon him day one.
I dare you.

Some clarifications
Day 1
Day 2
Day 3
Day 4
Day 5
Day 6


CURRENT INCOMING ENEMIES:

2 Shielded and 4 Minor Grunts have moved from Outer ground into Base airspace, 3 Evasive Grunts have also appeared in base airspace.

Outerground is reinforced with 4 Minor grunts.


Mr B made us a wonderful map (day 1)
MrBlarney wrote: »
Maps are in place. Yellow and orange-tinted pilots have been significantly damaged.

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Day 2 Day 1 Day 0

Gumpy on
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  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !Sign me UP!

    9PM EST or PST?

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    You... you have robots.

    !sign up for the love of god SIGN ME UP

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  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    class signUp {
    public static void main (String[] args) {
    System.out.println("!sign up");
    }
    }

    Greeper is now Minister Of Communication in my new regime.
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Syndalis, if you knew anything about Greeper, you would know Greeper is never not field dressing a stag.
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  • ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I wake up.

    I man up.

    I !sign up.

    Penny Arcade Developers at PADev.net.
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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !sign me up, for the love of Wall-E.

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  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Greetings citizen, and welcome to the colonial robot military recruitment center!

    As you know, service means citizenship.

    Would you like to know more?


    ...

    !sign up

    No gods or kings, only man.
    LoL: BunyipAristocrat
    What to Watch - EU/NA LCS Week 8
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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So far eecc is winning the best signups contest

    Shame on ya'll

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    JPants wrote: »
    !Sign me UP!

    9PM EST or PST?

    ask any american who has played in any of my other games

    Its been worked out before

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I sign up

    Uncle Gumpy wants you for the meat grinder!

    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sir, I take umbrage! Greeper and I are prepared to enlist in a dangerous scenario based purely off the fact that there are robots involved

    It's the equivalent of rushing to a modern war zone purely because the armed forces have a tank

    "I don't know... I'm opposed to conflict I don't think I should IS THAT A GODDAMN TANK HELL YES GIVE ME THOSE PAPERS"

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !sign up

    A Gumpy mini! I need say no more! <3
    Spoiler:

    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
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  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Gumpy wrote: »
    JPants wrote: »
    !Sign me UP!

    9PM EST or PST?

    ask any american who has played in any of my other games

    Its been worked out before

    lol, i miss read it. my bad.

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  • duraxdurax I'll be watching you... Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !sign up

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Sir, I take umbrage! Greeper and I are prepared to enlist in a dangerous scenario based purely off the fact that there are robots involved

    It's the equivalent of rushing to a modern war zone purely because the armed forces have a tank

    "I don't know... I'm opposed to conflict I don't think I should IS THAT A GODDAMN TANK HELL YES GIVE ME THOSE PAPERS"

    You win the stunning comeback in a signups period award

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  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I edited mine to be awesome.

    Greeper is now Minister Of Communication in my new regime.
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Syndalis, if you knew anything about Greeper, you would know Greeper is never not field dressing a stag.
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  • RainfallRainfall If you do not repay me, I will RECLAIM the ball.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !Sign up!

    Super Battle Robots!

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  • JohnHamJohnHam Famous Actor Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I want to be a robot!

    !sign up

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !sign me up.

    I like the space war.

    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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    [size=+4]HOT-BLOODED SIGN-UPPA!!![/size]

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  • ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    B:L wrote: »
    [size=+4]HOT-BLOODED SIGN-UPPA!!![/size]

    Well played, sir. Well played.

    Penny Arcade Developers at PADev.net.
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  • FembotFembot Registered User
    edited June 2008
    !reserving in the manliest way I possibly can

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    eecc wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    [size=+4]HOT-BLOODED SIGN-UPPA!!![/size]

    Well played, sir. Well played.

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  • Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !Claiming my reserve slot

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    !011100110110100101100111011011100111010101110000

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  • TylerTyler Registered User
    edited June 2008
    I'll !sign up since I got killed in the angband phalla.

    Super Robots are awesome.

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !Sign up

    Because goddamn son, I got nothin' better to do with my super battle robot out in the yard.

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  • EgosEgos God Hand Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !sign me up, Mr.Gumpy


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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Can I redo my sign up with this?

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    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
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  • bwaniebwanie Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    edited June 2008
    !Ah what the hell

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  • MinamiHideoMinamiHideo Registered User
    edited June 2008
    !Sign up

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !with one accord in a flash!

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    (signing up)

    This post would have more Excellen, but that girl's outfit is borderline NSFW.

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    Welcome to the 24 Districts. This is wondrous terrorism. The Silver Case.
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  • ClawshrimpyClawshrimpy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Ryusei Date, IKUZE!



    Nendou Shujuu !SIGN UP!

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Clarification: Your role PM's will be mostly game related stuff

    If you are a heathen and do not know about the Robot you got you can always ask me for more info

    I love talking about Robots

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sure !sign up if there is room, if not reserve since i'm in another country and all.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Will there also be OG robots, or like SRT proper, are you just pulling mechs from every source imaginable?

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    Welcome to the 24 Districts. This is wondrous terrorism. The Silver Case.
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  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !My enemies shall fall before me as I shed them from this mortal coil.

    A picture to be added after I post, since I don't want to miss a spot.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Will there also be OG robots, or like SRT proper, are you just pulling mechs from every source imaginable?

    Do mechs count as robots? I mean they have people inside, so they are not really robots.

    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
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  • bwaniebwanie Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i thought we were talking about mechs?

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  • bwaniebwanie Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Gumpy wrote: »
    26 Plucky Super Robot Pilots

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