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Guys I am going to become a merman now, okay.

DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Meowptimus PrimeRegistered User regular
edited June 2008 in Singularity Engine++
I'm from Iowa, and Iowa, being in the center of the United States, doesn't get any cool natural disasters like earthquakes or volcanos, right?

WRONG.




Well no, okay, you're right. We do get natural disasters, but they aren't cool.

We've been getting hells of rain these past weeks, and it just won't fucking stop. Maybe you remember hearing about "The Great Flood of '93" on the news back in 1993, but this shit makes that look like a fucking kiddy pool.



This is what downtown is supposed to look like:

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And this is what it looks like as of earlier today.

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I'm just going to fill up the bathtub now and stay in it so when the water gets to me I'll have gills and shit already. Please give me advice on how to carry on with life after I've become an abomination that is neither fish nor man.

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    clamshell bra

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User
    edited June 2008
    So how do mermen have sex?

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    That's cool man. I hear life is much better down where it's wetter.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    So how do mermen have sex?

    they release a cloud of genetic material onto a female's clutch of eggs

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    clamshell bro

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    What the fuck has been going on in the weather lately?

    31 earthquakes in nevada the other day.

    A half mile wide tornado

    It was cold as fuck in california a couple weeks ago

    and now this flood.

    Am I the only one who thinks this is odd?

  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    So how do mermen have sex?

    they release a cloud of genetic material onto a female's clutch of eggs

    gay mermen

    he was talking about homosexuals

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The summers in Seattle are usually incredible

    Apparently this time it is supposed to rain.
    Through July.

    I am... displeased

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User
    edited June 2008
    What the fuck has been going on in the weather lately?

    31 earthquakes in nevada the other day.

    A half mile wide tornado

    It was cold as fuck in california a couple weeks ago

    and now this flood.

    Am I the only one who thinks this is odd?

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Iowa has cities?

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  • gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Whenever there is a flood there is always some fucker in your street with a canoe.

    And its always some fucker who has no business having a canoe. And you're all like. Why the fuck do you have a canoe and all I got is wet toes?

  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    What the fuck has been going on in the weather lately?

    31 earthquakes in nevada the other day.

    A half mile wide tornado

    It was cold as fuck in california a couple weeks ago

    and now this flood.

    Am I the only one who thinks this is odd?

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    I don't think Roland Emmerich is responsible for this.

  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User
    edited June 2008
    Oh we'll see

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2008
  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    So how do mermen have sex?
    oh yeah

    look at that dorsal slit

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Meowptimus Prime Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Look at this shit
    "We're just kind of at God's mercy right now, so hopefully people that never prayed before this, it might be a good time to start," Linn County Sheriff Don Zeller said. "We're going to need a lot of prayers, and people are going to need a lot of patience and understanding."

    When you get told to start praying by state officials you know it's going down in a bad way.

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    So how do mermen have sex?

    they release a cloud of genetic material onto a female's clutch of eggs

    retractable penises

  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Look at this shit
    "We're just kind of at God's mercy right now, so hopefully people that never prayed before this, it might be a good time to start," Linn County Sheriff Don Zeller said. "We're going to need a lot of prayers, and people are going to need a lot of patience and understanding."

    When you get told to start praying by state officials you know it's going down in a bad way.

    oh lordy

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Look at this shit
    "We're just kind of at God's mercy right now, so hopefully people that never prayed before this, it might be a good time to start," Linn County Sheriff Don Zeller said. "We're going to need a lot of prayers, and people are going to need a lot of patience and understanding."

    When you get told to start praying by state officials you know it's going down in a bad way.

    STOP TRYING TO PUSH YOUR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS ON ME
    THIS IS ALL JUST PROPAGANDA!

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    I always though missouri or kansas were more middle..er

  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User
    edited June 2008
    neville wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Look at this shit
    "We're just kind of at God's mercy right now, so hopefully people that never prayed before this, it might be a good time to start," Linn County Sheriff Don Zeller said. "We're going to need a lot of prayers, and people are going to need a lot of patience and understanding."

    When you get told to start praying by state officials you know it's going down in a bad way.

    STOP TRYING TO PUSH YOUR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS ON ME
    THIS IS ALL JUST PROPAGANDA!
    Okay, I'm gonna sacrifice a few goats for the OP's well-being.

  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    only in america could someone make a thread about how scared they are for their survival

    you know

    with electricity

    and the internet

    Spoiler:
  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    So how do mermen have sex?
    they release a cloud of genetic material onto a female's clutch of eggs
    retractable penises
    dorian's scaly sheath lurched upward

    and in an instant his proud mershlong revealed itself, triumphant

  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    my dad and his friends would sit on the balcony during floods shouting "shark" at people wadding down the street in waist high water

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    only in america could someone make a thread about how scared they are for their survival

    you know

    with electricity

    and the internet

    that's because nobody cares about minor countries like Zimbabwe or Qatar or Canada

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    qatar?

    Spoiler:
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    slow wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    So how do mermen have sex?
    they release a cloud of genetic material onto a female's clutch of eggs
    retractable penises
    dorian's scaly sheath lurched upward

    and in an instant his proud mershlong revealed itself, triumphant

    "Ariel, I'd like you meet the Electric Eel"

  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User
    edited June 2008
    Everyone goes to jail

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    it's okay, just remember to take your anti-pressure pill

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    edited June 2008
    So how boned are you? Slightly to seriously? I mean, how much water do you have near you at the moment?

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  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So how boned are you? Slightly to seriously? I mean, how much water do you have near you at the moment?
    so much water

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    qatar?

    see?
    just as clueless as all the other minor countries!

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    hey neville

    i had a thing in my butt last week

    it was alright

    i don't know if i'd base my identity around it though

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  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    if your country sounds like something the villain in a direct-to-video aladdin sequel might be trying to steal, i mean

    it's pretty much time to hang it up

  • EclipsedPlanetEclipsedPlanet Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Maybe you should ask...
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    ... for help.

  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    holy shit

    it's ep

    Spoiler:
  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm right on the Mississippi. Right on it.

    We've only barely officially flooded. For a couple of days River Drive had some puddles. That's about the worst it's gotten. The local minor tributary flooded a little more, but not near as much as we were expecting.

    On the other side of the river, over in Iowa, they're sandbagging public buildings in the rain right now.

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Meowptimus Prime Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So how boned are you? Slightly to seriously? I mean, how much water do you have near you at the moment?

    Luckily, I am quite far away from the water. If the water gets to me than that means that dozens of miles of city are underwater.

    But the city is literally cut in two right now with all the roads flooded over and so many businesses and such are going to be lost causes. I wasn't exaggerating when I said that this was making the Flood of '93 look pathetic. The entire city is under order to not use the city's water supply except for drinking, and a couple power stations might get shut down because of flooding.

    fuzzball, it's too late for sandbagging here. Those buildings in the OP are the city hall and the sheriff's office. The public library's first floor is completely flooded and I wouldn't be surprised if right now the folks at the Art Museum are getting all the shit up as high as they can.

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