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The Big Orgasm

StraightziStraightzi Registered User regular
I find death fascinating, do you find death fascinating? Do you believe anything happens to you after death? Or do you just think that you go in the ground and rot? Or like reincarnation or something crazy like that? Do you ever think about what dying would feel like? Do you ever do that incredibly emo thing where you try and figure out who would show up to your funeral if you died today? Did you find Death from the Sandman totally hot? If so, would you bone her if it meant dying for it? Have you ever contemplated (or attempted) suicide? wasn't Dead Like Me one of the best TV shows ever? wouldn't it suck to get reaped by a Dead Like Me styled reaper mid-coitus? On a related and also deathy note, isn't Pushing Daisies rad? would you abuse that power if you had it? what is your favorite grim reaper character? Do you like the classic or are you a Discworld man or a Dead Like Me man or what?

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Stupidest title ever

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  • StraightziStraightzi Registered User regular
    The story behind this thread is that I spent several hours unable to sleep with my mind racing last night.

  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    I thought this was going to be about

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    i like watching videos of cats doing silly things

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  • Anjin-SanAnjin-San That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    whenever i watch big-o i remember the old batman cartoons

    there seem to be parallels like crazy

  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    I do not believe in anything after death

    And I am scared of dieing

  • StraightziStraightzi Registered User regular
    Dadouw wrote: »
    I do not believe in anything after death

    And I am scared of dieing

    I think that question was originally supposed to be in the OP. Oh well.

  • Anjin-SanAnjin-San That Wrong Love Registered User regular
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    i believe that when we die our souls are thrown towards the edge of the universe, a journey of many thousands of years through the bitterest cold that there is

    and when we reach the end, we spend the rest of eternity writhing in torment as extradimensional beasts rip us to shreds and scatter our parts across the vast universe again

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    I am not scared of death but I do attempt to avoid it.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    tsplitter wrote: »
    i like watching videos of cats doing silly things

    i like cats

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  • Airking850Airking850 Registered User regular
    The best death:

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood What happened to you? The Blue RouteRegistered User regular
    is this the part where i tell you to kill yourself

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  • BerkBerk Registered User regular
    Fallout wrote: »
    i believe that when we die our souls are thrown towards the edge of the universe, a journey of many thousands of years through the bitterest cold that there is

    and when we reach the end, we spend the rest of eternity writhing in torment as extradimensional beasts rip us to shreds and scatter our parts across the vast universe again

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    Airking850 wrote: »
    The best death:

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    man that Death is a puss

    hes been killed like, what, over 20 times now?

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    I also thought this was a Big O thread.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    I always thought the worst thing about dead like me was its death model.

    But the commentary it had about life was fantastic.

    PErsonally I think life is more about making the most of what we have now then worrying about death. Let death worry about me when I show up.

  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    Death really doesn't frighten me, but I say this from the position of a man who is well and truly alive, with no visible threat on the horizon. So when death does indeed come for me, I only hope that I will have the confidence to face it.

    Everything I am, everything I do and believe, lends itself to this, so I hope I do not disappoint myself when my time comes. Regardless of when.

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    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • MakershotMakershot that one guy you met that one time SeattleRegistered User regular
    What the fuck is that thing on its shoulder

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    GUESS WHAT GUYS I HAD SEEEEEEXXXX LAST NIGHT
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  • StraightziStraightzi Registered User regular
    In order:

    Yes of course I do jeeze man I made this damn thread; I ain't got any convictions one way or another but I damn well hope so; Yes of course you rot dumb question; Reincarnation is a great sort of idea but the caste system is a piece of shit; Fairly often, yes. Death scares the shit out of me, so I think about it a lot; Done it before, and still do it on occasion; Yes; Probably not worth it; Contemplated, never attempted, although my arms look like it right now because of work; Holy shit yes; Yes because you lose all feeling and I assume that includes orgasms; Also yes; I would abuse pretty much any power ever so; I like them all, really. All the ones I know at least; I guess of those three I like the idea of the Dead Like Me reapers the best;

  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    Berk wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    i believe that when we die our souls are thrown towards the edge of the universe, a journey of many thousands of years through the bitterest cold that there is

    and when we reach the end, we spend the rest of eternity writhing in torment as extradimensional beasts rip us to shreds and scatter our parts across the vast universe again

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    i've started saying "feels good man" in real life

    i know nobody gets it but me, but i don't care

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  • StraightziStraightzi Registered User regular
    I guess I have been thinking about it an extra amount lately since I totaled my car.

  • JedocJedoc Registered User
    Discworld Death is the best Death.

    WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?

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  • Something WittySomething Witty Registered User
    I want to die an awesome death. I was at a fair a while back and while I was on the rides I kept thinking of Final Destination, and how awesome it would be to become a human projectile in a freak mechanical failure.

    As far as what I believe happens after death pretty much nothing but I am not willing to rule out the possibility that some divine being is after me and that I will be reincarnated into a worm.

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  • bongibongi Awaiting Email Confirmation
    i think you go into a hole and decompose

  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    Fun fact: My position on death was why, about a month ago, I was literally a coin flip away from joining the Army.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    before you were alive you were also dead. also, when you die you're only dead then, not before.
    also what

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  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I don't believe anything persists of us after we die (aside from people's memories of us but come on that's completely different), so I believe that when i die that's all she wrote and I will completely cease to exist. This doesn't bother me in the slightest since I don't see how not existing could be troublesome in the slightest since one doesn't exist anymore. That doesn't mean I want to die, I'm just not that frightened of it and accept that it will inevitably happen.

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  • maximumzeromaximumzero Registered User regular
    Fallout wrote: »
    I thought this was going to be about

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    Big O impresses me because it's the only Japanese-produced show to get a second season because of it's popularity in the US.

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  • bongibongi Awaiting Email Confirmation
    i'm a bit scared of death because i like living a lot

    but it's not like i'm gonna be all 'oh no i'm dead :('

  • Something WittySomething Witty Registered User
    I want to have all my bases covered so I am going to convert to every religion simultaniously before I die.

    Best case scenario is that one of them turns out to be right and I am whisked into heaven on a fiery chariot driven by Xenu and forged out of obsidian in the halls of the Elder Gods.

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  • BlackDoveBlackDove Registered User regular
    I know many have died before me. It's a comfort to know I'm not doing anything original.

  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    basically this three dimensional existence is probably just a three dimensional representation of something of higher dimensional order
    like that famous scene with a three dimensional balloon flying directly through a two-dimensional universe plane and the inhabitants only seeing the two dimensional cut-outs

    I've thought a lot about this! 8)

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  • Something WittySomething Witty Registered User
    Well in keeping with the multi-universe theory I may cross over into Digimon land if I believe hard enough on my death bed.


    Shit this death thing is confusing.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User
    Death scares the shit out of me and this thread doesn't help at all

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  • BerkBerk Registered User regular
    Sometimes when I think about death it makes me realize I should live life to the fullest.

    but I don't.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    or maybe your live is just a representation of the most likely outcome of a certain situation
    In a situation you die, you still live on in an infinite number of universes where that situation didn't occur
    continuing until the universe you exist in is absolutely impossible

    I haven't even smoked pot in about 6 months and still I write scripts for jet li movies

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    I don't believe anything persists of us after we die (aside from people's memories of us but come on that's completely different), so I believe that when i die that's all she wrote and I will completely cease to exist. This doesn't bother me in the slightest since I don't see how not existing could be troublesome in the slightest since one doesn't exist anymore. That doesn't mean I want to die, I'm just not that frightened of it and accept that it will inevitably happen.

    This is pretty much what I think.

    Although I enjoy talking about the many theories of what happens after death.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User
    An afterlife would be the shit. Just doing whatever you want for all eternity

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