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So I picked up some Rednecks....
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I gave an old lady directions and asked if she could drive me just three blocks up the road once
But that was okay because she had the right number of fingers
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If an old lady buttrapes you and steals your organs, you pretty much had it coming
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I totally read that as "getting buttraped on the left side of the road". Like the buttrapist is usually british. Or maybe buttrape on the right shoulder isn't as bad.
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
but then again I've never driven too far outside of my own city
It's all perspective though, what might be the left side for you could still easily be the right side for the person buttraping you.
That is some goddamned flexible buttraping.
Holy crap, the Reverse Superman Buttrape! That's a pretty advanced technique.
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
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yo face looks like a tampon soaking up sand
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cowboy buttseks
And pulls out a knife and tells him stop next to her big ass boyfriend on the side of the road
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she is still chained up in the basement
Never gonna do that again.
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This is why I installed a tazer under the passenger seat of my car. Then I can buttrape the crazy hitchhiker with 40,000 volts if necessary.
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
What the heck is this I'm sitting on? it's poking me.
Settle down.
But it really hurts
I SAID SETTLE DOWN
what then, Staxeon, what then?
Then I buy a new floor mat, obviously.
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
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Seriously, it has about as much flavor as sport water.
He was hit by a car in our parking lot a week later.
Also, he's not dead, he's just not a hobo anymore. Last I heard, he was a born again Christian working at a scrap yard.
He's building a singing, metal Jesus to exact his revenge on the bettern'yous like yourself.
what is issssss
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Ex-Hobo Mecha Suit....ACTIVATE!!!!!!!
It runs on urine and shattered dreams.
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Took her to where she needed to go and that was that. Nice girl.
I've never meet a bad hitcher
seems like every other day I see someone on the side of the road with a big backpack and a thumb out
I never pick them up though
I'm going to type this in pig-latin in case my work has some kind of nazi word alert thing on it:
They sold us an ubsay-machine ungay for 300 dollars.
Boy were we shocked.
Trent that is fucking awesome.
Off hippies no less.
Yeah it was bizarre but we didn't ask questions.
Squeezed off many a oundray with that Ussianray SKSkaysay