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  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    "Unconscious", eh?

    :winky:

    "If anyone tried to steal your WAX LIPS, you would eat their eyeballs and deliver an angry lecture into their empty sockets." Hearts Boxcars, The Midnight Crew
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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    Nads wrote: »
    I tried to relay the story of the kid jacking off and then crapping himself to a coworker the other day but was laughing so hard I couldn't talk.

    Man I hate when that happens and then you don't even get the whole joke out, and you just look like a complete retard.

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    L|ama wrote: »
    Nads wrote: »
    I tried to relay the story of the kid jacking off and then crapping himself to a coworker the other day but was laughing so hard I couldn't talk.

    Man I hate when that happens and then you don't even get the whole joke out, and you just look like a complete retard.
    l'esprit d'escalier

    though i guess its almost that

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    FCD wrote: »
    "Unconscious", eh?

    :winky:

    I'm so funny I could make you laugh in my sleep.

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  • Firematic.Firematic. Registered User regular
    I worked in a grocery store last fall, and one evening the whole bathroom was blocked off with tape.
    I inquired as to why. Apparently some dude had just shit everywhere and wiped it all over the handicapped bathroom and LEFT HIS SHIT STAINED SOCKS THERE.
    I did not use that bathroom for weeks afterwards.

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  • SaphSaph Registered User
    One time I went to see a movie and I went to the bathroom afterwards. There were cleaners in there working on just one stall. I walked past and saw something.

    Basically, imagine if a tall glass of chocolate milkshake was placed on the toilet seat then shot. That's what the carnage looked like. Was it shit? It didn't smell too bad. Was it puke? If it was, someone's been eating a lot of chocolate.

    I still don't know what it was.

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  • NadsNads Registered User, ClubPA
    Firematic. wrote: »
    I worked in a grocery store last fall, and one evening the whole bathroom was blocked off with tape.
    I inquired as to why. Apparently some dude had just shit everywhere and wiped it all over the handicapped bathroom and LEFT HIS SHIT STAINED SOCKS THERE.
    I did not use that bathroom for weeks afterwards.

    Sounds like the Wook's M.O.

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Coco Monkey exploded

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Deus Vult! OsloRegistered User regular
    Menstrual juice or nose bleed.

    Fuck off and die.
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  • NadsNads Registered User, ClubPA
    Saph wrote: »
    One time I went to see a movie and I went to the bathroom afterwards. There were cleaners in there working on just one stall. I walked past and saw something.

    Basically, imagine if a tall glass of chocolate milkshake was placed on the toilet seat then shot. That's what the carnage looked like. Was it shit? It didn't smell too bad. Was it puke? If it was, someone's been eating a lot of chocolate.

    I still don't know what it was.

    Better than that time I went to the bathroom after my movie got out and the guy at the urinal next to me was jacking off.

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  • SaphSaph Registered User
    EVERYBODY WANTS A BOWL OF COCO -POP-

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Nads wrote: »
    Better than that time I went to the bathroom after my movie got out and the guy at the urinal next to me was jacking off.

    Was it after seeing 300? Probably couldn't wait until he got home to bust a nut.

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  • SaphSaph Registered User
    Nads wrote: »
    Saph wrote: »
    One time I went to see a movie and I went to the bathroom afterwards. There were cleaners in there working on just one stall. I walked past and saw something.

    Basically, imagine if a tall glass of chocolate milkshake was placed on the toilet seat then shot. That's what the carnage looked like. Was it shit? It didn't smell too bad. Was it puke? If it was, someone's been eating a lot of chocolate.

    I still don't know what it was.

    Better than that time I went to the bathroom after my movie got out and the guy at the urinal next to me was jacking off.
    Or when I was in the cubicle next to the disabled cubicle and this downs syndrome kid started moaning "Helllloooooo"

    "Hellooooooooooooooooooooo"

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  • NadsNads Registered User, ClubPA
    SporkAndrew wrote: »
    Nads wrote: »
    Better than that time I went to the bathroom after my movie got out and the guy at the urinal next to me was jacking off.

    Was it after seeing 300? Probably couldn't wait until he got home to bust a nut.

    Sporky, I've missed you.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Deus Vult! OsloRegistered User regular
    I once saw a pig getting butchered at my cousin's farm.

    Pigs sure can make loud noises and oh fuck it smelled bad. Still, damn tasty. Damn tasty.

    Fuck off and die.
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  • SaphSaph Registered User
    Once when I was 12 I chased this vegetarian girl around the classroom with a piece of leather.

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Nads wrote: »
    SporkAndrew wrote: »
    Nads wrote: »
    Better than that time I went to the bathroom after my movie got out and the guy at the urinal next to me was jacking off.

    Was it after seeing 300? Probably couldn't wait until he got home to bust a nut.

    Sporky, I've missed you.

    Was it the vague homoerotic undertones of our conversations? My gentle touch? My bedside manner?

    Or just because I leave a tip in the morning and don't steal your shoes.

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  • NadsNads Registered User, ClubPA
    Saph wrote: »
    Once when I was 12 I chased this vegetarian girl around the classroom with a piece of leather.

    In elementary school, my friend and I used to bring bananas to school everyday and offer them to the girl who was allergic to bananas.

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Saph wrote: »
    Once when I was 12 I chased this vegetarian girl around the classroom with a piece of leather.

    My girlfriend's sister went vegetarian for a while once. No-one told her that bacon sandwiches counted as eating meat so it didn't last long.

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  • SaphSaph Registered User
    Nads wrote: »
    Saph wrote: »
    Once when I was 12 I chased this vegetarian girl around the classroom with a piece of leather.

    In elementary school, my friend and I used to bring bananas to school everyday and offer them to the girl who was allergic to bananas.
    I rubbed daisies in my friends face knowing damn well he had hayfever.

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  • NadsNads Registered User, ClubPA
    SporkAndrew wrote: »
    Nads wrote: »
    SporkAndrew wrote: »
    Nads wrote: »
    Better than that time I went to the bathroom after my movie got out and the guy at the urinal next to me was jacking off.

    Was it after seeing 300? Probably couldn't wait until he got home to bust a nut.

    Sporky, I've missed you.

    Was it the vague homoerotic undertones of our conversations? My gentle touch? My bedside manner?

    Or just because I leave a tip in the morning and don't steal your shoes.

    All of the above.

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