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A confusing day for most of SE++

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    my dad has avoided telling me that he has a girlfriend in chile for the past 3 years

    he IMs with her and whenever I try to look at the screen he covers it and tells me to leave

    :( spanish cybersex

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Shankill Butcher wrote: »
    my dad has avoided telling me that he has a girlfriend in chile for the past 3 years

    he IMs with her and whenever I try to look at the screen he covers it and tells me to leave

    :( spanish cybersex

    !Muy Caliente!

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    your dad is living la vida loca

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    yo quiero a comer tu gato

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    Dios Mio!

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    Around November, I get this weepy phone call from my dad's girlfriend. She's like, calling me sweetie and shit and be like "we wanted you to know" but not telling me why the fuck she's calling and I'm thinking "oh my god I hope my dad didn't die because I do not have the energy to go to a funeral and pretend to be sad." And finally she manages to communicate that my grandma on my dad's side died who I also barely knew and I'm just kinda going "ok" on the other end of the phone. She asks me if I want to talk to my dad, which I don't but I oblige anyway and before she hands him the phone she says "I love you."

    Fucking christ lady you don't even fucking know me.

    So I talk to my dad who also being weepy as shit and telling me that it's "nice to hear my voice" and all of this shit. Fuck you.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    bowtiedseal wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »

    Oh gosh bits

    I've never had it THAT bad. XD

    it's ridiculous! the last time I was here I was out with my cousins again and we went into some portion of a restaurant where you had to be over 18 or accompanied by an adult or something and got stopped and questioned (I never carry ID). once again upon learning I was 20 the man laughed and said he would have guessed thirteen

    THIRTEEN

    I do not look thirteen for the love of god

    WaM once said I looked 14

    That cut me deep

    You look barely legal. I'd say 18 to 20 range.

    Goddamnit

    I thought you were like mid-50's. Maybe 60.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    My dad's ex was like the trashiest person I ever met. I felt dirty just looking at her because she had hygiene habits that would appall pigs.

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  • SheriSheri Registered User regular
    KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    bowtiedseal wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »

    Oh gosh bits

    I've never had it THAT bad. XD

    it's ridiculous! the last time I was here I was out with my cousins again and we went into some portion of a restaurant where you had to be over 18 or accompanied by an adult or something and got stopped and questioned (I never carry ID). once again upon learning I was 20 the man laughed and said he would have guessed thirteen

    THIRTEEN

    I do not look thirteen for the love of god

    WaM once said I looked 14

    That cut me deep

    You look barely legal. I'd say 18 to 20 range.

    Goddamnit

    I thought you were like mid-50's. Maybe 60.

    o.O

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    My dad's off doing what he does in the summer so I didn't get to spend Father's Day with him.

    I wished him a happy one over the phone, though. Being the lazy person I am, I haven't got him anything yet, but hopefully I'll have figured something out by the time I see him again.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    bowtiedseal wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »

    Oh gosh bits

    I've never had it THAT bad. XD

    it's ridiculous! the last time I was here I was out with my cousins again and we went into some portion of a restaurant where you had to be over 18 or accompanied by an adult or something and got stopped and questioned (I never carry ID). once again upon learning I was 20 the man laughed and said he would have guessed thirteen

    THIRTEEN

    I do not look thirteen for the love of god

    WaM once said I looked 14

    That cut me deep

    You look barely legal. I'd say 18 to 20 range.

    Goddamnit

    I thought you were like mid-50's. Maybe 60.

    o.O

    I'm just kidding. I have no idea what you look like. Probably have a neckbeard or something.

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User
    Sheri wrote: »
    I got sunburned on the backs of my knees a few weeks ago

    That was weird

    I was so burnt my back was untouchable for half the week


    Now I've gone and toasted my front half until it's scarlet.

    Such is life.


    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
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  • WeaverWeaver Cap'n NEW CRUNCH CITYRegistered User regular
    I look 29.

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  • SheriSheri Registered User regular
    KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    bowtiedseal wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »

    Oh gosh bits

    I've never had it THAT bad. XD

    it's ridiculous! the last time I was here I was out with my cousins again and we went into some portion of a restaurant where you had to be over 18 or accompanied by an adult or something and got stopped and questioned (I never carry ID). once again upon learning I was 20 the man laughed and said he would have guessed thirteen

    THIRTEEN

    I do not look thirteen for the love of god

    WaM once said I looked 14

    That cut me deep

    You look barely legal. I'd say 18 to 20 range.

    Goddamnit

    I thought you were like mid-50's. Maybe 60.

    o.O

    I'm just kidding. I have no idea what you look like. Probably have a neckbeard or something.

    You know it

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    bowtiedseal wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »

    Oh gosh bits

    I've never had it THAT bad. XD

    it's ridiculous! the last time I was here I was out with my cousins again and we went into some portion of a restaurant where you had to be over 18 or accompanied by an adult or something and got stopped and questioned (I never carry ID). once again upon learning I was 20 the man laughed and said he would have guessed thirteen

    THIRTEEN

    I do not look thirteen for the love of god

    WaM once said I looked 14

    That cut me deep

    You look barely legal. I'd say 18 to 20 range.

    Goddamnit

    I thought you were like mid-50's. Maybe 60.

    o.O

    I'm just kidding. I have no idea what you look like. Probably have a neckbeard or something.

    You know it

    Hell yeah! Hi-5. Welcome to the neckbeard club!

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User
    Sheri wrote: »
    KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    bowtiedseal wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »

    Oh gosh bits

    I've never had it THAT bad. XD

    it's ridiculous! the last time I was here I was out with my cousins again and we went into some portion of a restaurant where you had to be over 18 or accompanied by an adult or something and got stopped and questioned (I never carry ID). once again upon learning I was 20 the man laughed and said he would have guessed thirteen

    THIRTEEN

    I do not look thirteen for the love of god

    WaM once said I looked 14

    That cut me deep

    You look barely legal. I'd say 18 to 20 range.

    Goddamnit

    I thought you were like mid-50's. Maybe 60.

    o.O

    I'm just kidding. I have no idea what you look like. Probably have a neckbeard or something.

    You know it

    Sheri has thie biggest neckbeard and sideburns I've ever seen.


    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    I could grow muttonchops if I wanted, but I really don't

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User
    Trillian wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I got sunburned on the backs of my knees a few weeks ago

    That was weird

    I was so burnt my back was untouchable for half the week


    Now I've gone and toasted my front half until it's scarlet.

    Such is life.

    A frequent occurrence.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Masks, huh? Mine's superior.Registered User regular
    FAQ wrote: »
    I could grow muttonchops if I wanted, but I really don't

    WASTED OPPORTUNITY

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  • WeaverWeaver Cap'n NEW CRUNCH CITYRegistered User regular
    I'm suprised we don't have some form of severe waterlog from all the rain

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  • Cornell002Cornell002 Registered User regular
    I got my stepfather one of those talking cards from Wal Mart with Napoleon Dynamite quotes in it, and I preordered him Battlefield: Bad Company for the 360 since the only games he plays are war games.

    I got my real dad a card, but I didn't get to see him

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Masks, huh? Mine's superior.Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    I'm suprised we don't have some form of severe waterlog from all the rain

    we got a lot of rain up here too

    I blame your stupid pacific northwest bullshit

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    the pacific northwest is awesome, you should shut up

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    I could grow muttonchops if I wanted, but I really don't

    WASTED OPPORTUNITY

    look you know it'd be fantastic and the I know it'd be fantastic,

    but the babes Shoe, it just won't fly with the babes

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    Shankill Butcher wrote: »
    yo quiero a comer tu gato

    yeah, that dosen't really translate

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Masks, huh? Mine's superior.Registered User regular
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    the pacific northwest is awesome, you should shut up

    don't tell me what to do you're not my dad

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Masks, huh? Mine's superior.Registered User regular
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Shankill Butcher wrote: »
    yo quiero a comer tu gato

    yeah, that dosen't really translate

    this reminds me of last night's king of the hill when all the dumb hipsters moved into the mexican neighborhood

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    the pacific northwest is awesome, you should shut up

    don't tell me what to do you're not my dad

    The tests came back today... Give me a hug, son.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights fuck tough be coolRegistered User regular
    Got my dad a big 42" LCD tv for his garage because now he has something to watch when he's toking.

    My dad is so great.

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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    I got bludgeoned in the head with a golf club.

    It's okay though, I left a Vita-Chamber on.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    all my spanish is school-taught so I don't know any theckthual phratheth

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