SE++ Pregnancy Pact

mcp

"Mommy, who's my daddy?"

"Some homeless guy I fucked in a back alley."

D:

SA

its my body

i do what I want

JohnHam

In a perfect world, the doctor would deliver the child, and immediately pull a shotgun out from under the bed and end this debacle before the parents could do any more damage to themselves, the child, or society.

Quethal

Jordyn wrote: »

stupid goddamn cram a fucking basketball in your fucking uterus you don't even goddamn know a fucking thing about your fucking retard baby that you're rocket out of your fucking I fucking hate you you are so fucking stupid arharhaghagahgahjvkl8ihweogvuji akldsfihbgbjujub fdsai;gagbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

Can I just say I'm with Jordyn here? Maybe we should all send gifts of wire hangers to congratulate the expectant mothers.

Lord Dave

Killjoy wrote: »

FUCK YOU DIAAABLO COOODDYY

I sure hope she's happy now.
Her and her dumb back-page column in EW.

Killjoy

how the hell did this idea get approved?

Callius

This is all because Britney Spear's sister got pregnant.

Quethal

Red Zone wrote: »

I don't understand why some good, caring, responsible couples can't have kids while these people can get pregnant so easily.

I know, Jesus it's kinda disgusting. I have a couple of friends who are in their late 30's and trying to have a kid, and having a lot of trouble. They'd make excellent parents, too =/

Trillian

Quethal wrote: »

Everything is for the greater good

the greater good

Seriously forcibly sterilize these stupid bitches until they come to their senses, which may or may not ever happen.

Sara Lynn

"Mommy, why did you decide to have me?"

"Well, Veronica and Suzie were going to have kids.. and they got all the other girls to agree to have kids too, and I mean.. you know. You do what your friends do. You'll understand someday, honey."

Quethal

mcp wrote: »

"Mommy, who's my daddy?"

"Some homeless guy I fucked in a back alley."

D:

Oh my god I didn't think of that angle until you pointed it out

I would kill my mother, I swear to god.

Bibble

my mother was a fairy and my father was an egg

redhead

I named him "fad"

Rolo

redhead wrote: »

Rolo wrote: »

Wait, I'm 24 and homeless why aren't highschool girls having my kids

man, it's not that easy. you gotta put yourself out there, make a resume and shit

sure, you meet the basic requirements, but why pick rolo over the 24-year-old homeless guy across the street? special talents, skills? make an art portfolio or something

this is a pretty competitive position you're trying to get, you know

i have over 77% of my own teeth

and I have a funny cardboard sign

is this turning you on?

mcp

Mandatory abortions for anyone still in high school.

I'm writing my senator.

Silmaril

Trillian wrote: »

Quethal wrote: »

Everything is for the greater good

the greater good

Yarp

Burden of Proof

This is truly saddening and I hope these girls haven't permanently ruined their lives with this foolishness.

PotU

Are those girls by chance spoiled and have rich parents?

Quethal

Bibble wrote: »

my mother was a fairy and my father was an egg

Honestly? This explains a lot

redhead

PotU wrote: »

Are those girls by chance spoiled and have rich parents?

seriously doubt this

do not know many rich girls that think having kids at 17 is an example of a fun hobby

Rolo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE9llClgTqY

Tasteticle

I remember I was riding the bus once, just minding my own business, doing some sudoku. Then a 15-ish year old girl and her friend got on the bus and sat behind me and started talking. The 15 year old says "Yeah I gotta go get another one." to which her friend replies "Why doesn't your boyfriend just wear a condom?". The 15 year old says, quite matter-of-factly, "Oh he doesn't like them. And I don't want to get on the pill, so whenever I get pregnant I just go get an abortion. I think I could do this in my sleep now!" and both girls start laughing. I hate the bus.

NotASenator

It's Gloucester, what do you expect?

Moe Fwacky

This kind of shit is how things like in the movie Idiocracy are going to become a reality.

Bedlam

mcp wrote: »

Mandatory abortions for anyone still in high school.

I'm writing my senator.

I say we just put somthing in the water. Go out No Country Style. It'll be the best, slowest armaggedon ever.

Bibble

Quethal wrote: »

Bibble wrote: »

my mother was a fairy and my father was an egg

Honestly? This explains a lot

yeah

it was rape

babyeatingjesus

hAHAHAHA the face turn shot of the mother at the beginning!!!

PotU

redhead wrote: »

PotU wrote: »

Are those girls by chance spoiled and have rich parents?

seriously doubt this

do not know many rich girls that think having kids at 17 is an example of a fun hobby

Have you ever seen that Sweet Sixteen show on MTV?

Meiz

I know better then to click play on that Rolo.

Junpei

God I hate humans.

FAQ

big deal in the 18th Century this was common as shit

Septus

Rolo wrote: »

snip

Shit, she's gonna pass on her hereditary wobbly neck gene.

Bibble

sup guys

Sara Lynn

Tasteticle wrote: »

I remember I was riding the bus once, just minding my own business, doing some sudoku. Then a 15-ish year old girl and her friend got on the bus and sat behind me and started talking. The 15 year old says "Yeah I gotta go get another one." to which her friend replies "Why doesn't your boyfriend just wear a condom?". The 15 year old says, quite matter-of-factly, "Oh he doesn't like them. And I don't want to get on the pill, so whenever I get pregnant I just go get an abortion. I think I could do this in my sleep now!" and both girls start laughing. I hate the bus.

I'm not talking on a moral standpoint at all, but even simple gyno procedures are terrible for me. I cannot imagine something as drastic as an abortion be so regular that it doesn't bother me in the slightest. Do they know her by a first name basis at the clinic? Shiiiit.

babyeatingjesus

Maury Povich will end up being the supervillian that destroys the world. And right before he pushes the button he'll tell us about all the people he's met that made him resolute in his quest to destroy us all.

redhead

PotU wrote: »

redhead wrote: »

PotU wrote: »

Are those girls by chance spoiled and have rich parents?

seriously doubt this

do not know many rich girls that think having kids at 17 is an example of a fun hobby

Have you ever seen that Sweet Sixteen show on MTV?

no

are you about to tell me that what I thought was a show about rich girls throwing huge parties and whining about them is actually a documentary series exploring the question of how many penises they can fit in their young, supple, annoying bodies because damn

FAQ

Quethal wrote: »

mcp wrote: »

"Mommy, who's my daddy?"

"Some homeless guy I fucked in a back alley."

D:

Oh my god I didn't think of that angle until you pointed it out

I would kill my mother, I swear to god.

that would be daddy's side coming through

Burden of Proof

When someone says their dream is to be on Girls Gone Wild, despite the common knowledge that none of those girls get paid, makes me think that two-thirds of the girls on Maury are simply acting.

Quethal

Tasteticle wrote: »

I remember I was riding the bus once, just minding my own business, doing some sudoku. Then a 15-ish year old girl and her friend got on the bus and sat behind me and started talking. The 15 year old says "Yeah I gotta go get another one." to which her friend replies "Why doesn't your boyfriend just wear a condom?". The 15 year old says, quite matter-of-factly, "Oh he doesn't like them. And I don't want to get on the pill, so whenever I get pregnant I just go get an abortion. I think I could do this in my sleep now!" and both girls start laughing. I hate the bus.

Some people wonder why I don't use the bus here in Eugene. Trillian recently discovered why I don't.

Quethal

Moe Fwacky wrote: »

This kind of shit is how things like in the movie Idiocracy are going to become a reality.

It's ok, they can feed their babies Brawndo. It's got what babies need.