Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!

Gaping Vaginas, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Wang

245678

Posts

  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    woah should I apply for this teaching job in America, it's only a year contract.

    I think I might

    ·
  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Where are you now FAQ and where is the position?

    sierracrest.jpg
    ·
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    my position is in Ireland working in a supermarket off licence

    EDIT: oh and the job is in chicago

    ·
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i can't remember my parents exact birthdays

    just the general times of year they are in

    my father's birthday is in july

    my mom's is in may, near mother's day

    ·
  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2008
    there's this general confusion about the date of my father's birth, so we just pretend it's on november 14

    ·
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    i can't remember my parents exact birthdays

    just the general times of year they are in

    my father's birthday is in july

    my mom's is in may, near mother's day

    Same

    but I can remember my exam entry code from 2 years ago (then again that was J123), my student number, my phone number from the house I lived in when I was 7, and pi to 9 decimal places (3.141592654)

    ·
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    As7 wrote: »
    Apparently in Seattle they have a parade and there are painted naked bike riders.

    I did not go, as I am just a lone individual, and that sounds like something you'd want to bring a friend to, lest you are surrounded by a bike gang.
    ah poop I can't believe I forgot the Fremont Solstice parade was today and even more surprised none of my friends were talking about it.

    belruelotterav-1.jpg
    ·
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    wait wait hold up

    there's a pride week in anchorage?

    isn't there like, six gay people in that whole town?

    ·
  • PolagoPolago Registered User
    edited June 2008
    The Vancouver pride parade is pretty fabulous and epic. If you're not gay it's no excuse not to attend.

    ·
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i have smoked the ceremonial herb of the gods on this holy day that the spirits might blah blah holy lord chocolate milk

    xcomsig.png
    ·
  • PolagoPolago Registered User
    edited June 2008
    bigvaginach9.jpg

    ·
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i am trying to be nice to this thread

    because i hate gay pride and wish it would go away

    but cog is a nice dude and i am not vocally against him having fun

    i just wish it wasn't like this

    ·
  • PolagoPolago Registered User
    edited June 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    i am trying to be nice to this thread

    because i hate gay pride and wish it would go away

    but cog is a nice dude and i am not vocally against him having fun

    i just wish it wasn't like this

    bigvaginach9.jpg

    ·
  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    druhim will you be my date to the pride parade

    7LmZWpZ.jpg
    Amazon Wishlist | Steam | 3DS: 3497-0691-2891
    ·
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    you know i can't stand watching curb your enthusiasm

    i just want to hit the dude with a cricket bat and scream "being neurotic doesn't mean you are funny!" over and over again

    but then i also hated seinfeld

    ·
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    druhim will you be my date to the pride parade

    is he robbin' the cradle

    or are you robbin' the grave

    ·
  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    There was this guy in high school who was always drawing naked guys making out.

    He was really gay. He was also a communist.

    ·
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    you know i can't stand watching curb your enthusiasm

    i just want to hit the dude with a cricket bat and scream "being neurotic doesn't mean you are funny!" over and over again

    but then i also hated seinfeld

    seinfeld is fucking terrible and I actively avoid curb your enthusiasm

    I watched one episode and it was just "was I supposed to laugh there?" over and over

    ·
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    How in the name of god could you hate seinfeld

    reposig.jpg
    ·
  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    because it's dumb and not funny

    7LmZWpZ.jpg
    Amazon Wishlist | Steam | 3DS: 3497-0691-2891
    ·
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Seinfeld is awesome, screw you guys

    alt; iamsocontrary

    reposig.jpg
    ·
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    druhim will you be my date to the pride parade

    I am so offended and hurt.

    XBOX Live: Arsenic7
    Secret Satan
    ·
  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Man, who hates pride parades?

    Sourpusses that's who.

    And homophobes I guess.

    And shut ins.

    And people who just plain hate fun.

    Death to PA.
    ·
  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Riale wrote: »
    this thread got gay really fast

    Well Cogliostro did make it

    we were playing rock band and it popped up with "MageCogliostro sent you a message" and I said "man it's something gay" and neville said "no- oh wait from him yeah it probably is"


    Oh really. I shall have to have words with Neville on this.

    ·
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    cog come make babies with me

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
    ·
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    po
    ta
    toe

    ·
  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    wait wait hold up

    there's a pride week in anchorage?

    isn't there like, six gay people in that whole town?

    Dude... Anchorage has a huge gay population... so does Fairbanks.

    ·
  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    This guy refused to have sex with men because it was too hetero.

    ·
  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    po
    ta
    toe

    boil 'em mash 'em

    ·
  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    i am trying to be nice to this thread

    because i hate gay pride and wish it would go away

    but cog is a nice dude and i am not vocally against him having fun

    i just wish it wasn't like this

    Pony... I never said I was going. As a matter of fact, I'm not. I'm spending the next two nights waiting for women who are with pod to squirt out their goo-coated larvae and try and learn something from it other than the reaffirmation of my dislike of vagina... and my vow not to reproduce.

    After my last day of class on Tuesday I'm taking off for a week and going camping with two uber-sexy man twins.

    Potatoe: okay ;)

    ·
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    po
    ta
    toe

    boil 'em mash 'em

    potato-1.png

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
    ·
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    potatoe why aren't you ever on AIM

    ·
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    potatoe why aren't you ever on AIM

    because i never just sit down and bullshit on my computer any more

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
    ·
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    well you better start mister

    ·
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    well you better start mister

    maybe once school starts up again

    maybe

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
    ·
  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    That makes no sense, potatoe... you won't have as much free time to gossip

    Or make babies with me. I don't understand.

    ·
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    That makes no sense, potatoe... you won't have as much free time to gossip

    Or make babies with me. I don't understand.

    it makes perfect sense

    once school starts up i'll have homework to do again.
    when i have homework to do i feel obligated to sit down and do it.
    when i sit down to do it, i immediately start up AIM/MSN and start chatting to useless people from around the globe and get nothing done for the following 10 hours.

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
    ·
  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Did cog ever explain exactly what the hell he's doing?

    sierracrest.jpg
    ·
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    men

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
    ·
  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Something about watching pregnant women give birth I guess?

    I don't know mang.

    sierracrest.jpg
    ·
Sign In or Register to comment.