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[Speculate On] Blizzard.com - Phallic Crystalline Structure

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  • DourinDourin Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Ok....that information was a bit outdated. As of the press release, Blizz had said they were not working on any other MMO's, save expansions to WoW. At this point, we know that they are working on a next-gen MMO, so I suppose it's more possible than I thought. That said, I really do think it would ruin the series to do an MMO based on the Universe of Starcraft, as much as I would love it. I'm just thinking SW: Galaxies syndrome.

    Oh, and here's the link

  • DourinDourin Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Also, here's the image you were asking about. Spoiler'd just in case.
    Spoiler:

  • DondumsDondums Registered User
    edited June 2008
    While I most certainly did not search for it myself, I hear rumors that GIS'ing for Protoss genitalia results in disappointing results. Thus, I am forced to conclude Protoss do not, indeed, have genitalia. As such, the Protoss themselves are a perfect example of what humanity could become if so many of our resources were not spent on pornography.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Ragamuffin Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Don, make sure you turn safe search off. <img class=" title=":wink:" class="bbcode_smiley" />

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  • AiserouAiserou Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Dondums wrote: »
    Thus, I am forced to conclude Protoss do not, indeed, have genitalia. As such, the Protoss themselves are a perfect example of what humanity could become if so many of our resources were not spent on pornography.

    Or an example of the PA Community after this announcement.

  • The_SpaniardThe_Spaniard Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Niqle wrote: »
    Dondums wrote: »
    Niqle wrote: »
    mastrius wrote: »
    But theres only one possible explanation none of you have come to realize. THIS. IS. SPARDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    No.
    Spoiler:

    This is Sparda.
    Spoiler:

    I love you.
    Get in line..

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  • mastriusmastrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Niqle wrote: »
    Dondums wrote: »
    Niqle wrote: »
    mastrius wrote: »
    But theres only one possible explanation none of you have come to realize. THIS. IS. SPARDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    No.
    Spoiler:

    This is Sparda.
    Spoiler:

    I love you.
    Get in line..

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT no but really, cmon, we just like to have fun, this is fucking penny arcade, stop being such negative nancys, if you dont like it then why do you keep reading it, obviously yes, there are dumb shit things thrown in that you just cant miss sometimes, and it can be annoying but seriously, learn to have some fun guys, too damn serious. Ill eat your eyes out :P

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    what the

    Mastrius, what are you?

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  • The_SpaniardThe_Spaniard Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    mastrius wrote: »
    Niqle wrote: »
    Dondums wrote: »
    Niqle wrote: »
    mastrius wrote: »
    But theres only one possible explanation none of you have come to realize. THIS. IS. SPARDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    No.
    Spoiler:

    This is Sparda.
    Spoiler:

    I love you.
    Get in line..

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT no but really, cmon, we just like to have fun, this is fucking penny arcade, stop being such negative nancys, if you dont like it then why do you keep reading it, obviously yes, there are dumb shit things thrown in that you just cant miss sometimes, and it can be annoying but seriously, learn to have some fun guys, too damn serious. Ill eat your eyes out :P
    Who's being a negative Nancy, we are just talking about homoerotic half-demon love.. <3

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  • RaslinRaslin Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    GIS has failed me on the cock of the protoss

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  • SkexisSkexis Tongue Firmly in CheekRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So...has anyone speculated on the significance of smiley-face rune yet?

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  • mastriusmastrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    what the

    Mastrius, what are you?

    Oh yeah, I definitely quoted the wrong statement lmfao, but on another note! Short version or long version :P Im many things.

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  • buddymanderbuddymander Registered User
    edited June 2008
    Yup blizzard is really fucking with us.
    rawrawrawrawrassssaasasen9.png

  • parabolaparabola Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So who else is staying up just to be let down twice in one day?

  • mastriusmastrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    mastrius wrote: »
    Niqle wrote: »
    Dondums wrote: »
    Niqle wrote: »
    mastrius wrote: »
    But theres only one possible explanation none of you have come to realize. THIS. IS. SPARDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    No.
    Spoiler:

    This is Sparda.
    Spoiler:

    I love you.
    Get in line..

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT no but really, cmon, we just like to have fun, this is fucking penny arcade, stop being such negative nancys, if you dont like it then why do you keep reading it, obviously yes, there are dumb shit things thrown in that you just cant miss sometimes, and it can be annoying but seriously, learn to have some fun guys, too damn serious. Ill eat your eyes out :P
    Who's being a negative Nancy, we are just talking about homoerotic half-demon love.. <3

    Yeah I quoted you by accident, I meant angry man above, :( Sorry, I still love you, will you still love me or do you need to regain my trust? :(

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  • mastriusmastrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    parabola wrote: »
    So who else is staying up just to be let down twice in one day?

    Me :(

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  • DourinDourin Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    mastrius wrote: »
    parabola wrote: »
    So who else is staying up just to be let down twice in one day?

    Me :(

    Mebbe....

  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman THANOSCOPTOR Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Here's an idea.. Warcraft 4 taking place on a planet completely different than Azeroth with all new characters and storyline; then in WoW expansion 3, players can access that world.

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  • Kris ThunderKris Thunder Registered User
    edited June 2008
    Raslin wrote: »
    GIS has failed me on the cock of the protoss

    I guess it's time to call rule 34 on Protoss.

  • DourinDourin Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
  • SacriliciousSacrilicious Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Too much buildup to be anything less than Diablo 3.

  • DourinDourin Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Eh, nevermind, that "update" says nothing new at all. *Sigh* This is going to be a long hour and 45 minutes....

  • buddymanderbuddymander Registered User
    edited June 2008
  • SacriliciousSacrilicious Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    In fact, you can see the horn on the right

    It's either a horn or a cock.

  • icebergiceberg Registered User
    edited June 2008
  • SkabSkab Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
  • LegacyLegacy Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    D:!

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  • UrianUrian __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2008
    oh

    my

    god

  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oh fuck yes

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  • icebergiceberg Registered User
    edited June 2008
    I pissed my pants.

    Splash is updated!!!

  • Page-Page- Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Urian wrote: »
    You know, I heard about this game once, where the final boss was trapped somewhere, only to have been unleashed once five runes were lit up.

    Anyone remember the name of that game? It's slipping my mind.

    YES YES THE BLOOD HAS BEEN SPILLED THE DEED WILL BE FILLED THE DARK LORD WILL RISE AGAIN

    Because I'm an overly optimistic person, I still go with this.

    An SC MMO would be the worst thing. Even if it didn't suck (and it would), it would take attention away from SC2, which is nothing but bad. And it wouldn't make any sense, anyway; the universe isn't established, since nobody knows how SC2 ends. You can't announce a sequel to a game that isn't even finished yet.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    thread exploding in 3...2...

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  • DourinDourin Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Nothing concrete in my opinion. I could totally see Blizz putting out those, but releasing something different, and being like "What were you expecting?"
    Spoiler:

  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    iceberg wrote: »
    I pissed my pants.

    Splash is updated!!!

    no it's not?

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  • LegacyLegacy Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Dourin wrote: »
    Nothing concrete in my opinion. I could totally see Blizz putting out those, but releasing something different, and being like "What were you expecting?"
    Spoiler:

    Oh, I'm sure Diablo 3 won't come out until 2010 anyway if it happens to be real...

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  • UberEvUberEv Registered User
    edited June 2008
  • ChaosHatChaosHat Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Page- wrote: »
    Urian wrote: »
    You know, I heard about this game once, where the final boss was trapped somewhere, only to have been unleashed once five runes were lit up.

    Anyone remember the name of that game? It's slipping my mind.

    YES YES THE BLOOD HAS BEEN SPILLED THE DEED WILL BE FILLED THE DARK LORD WILL RISE AGAIN

    Because I'm an overly optimistic person, I still go with this.

    An SC MMO would be the worst thing. Even if it didn't suck (and it would), it would take attention away from SC2, which is nothing but bad. And it wouldn't make any sense, anyway; the universe isn't established, since nobody knows how SC2 ends. You can't announce a sequel to a game that isn't even finished yet.

    WoW was announced before Warcraft 3 was released. There's precedent for this. Furthermore, the SC MMO would be the greatest thing ever, even if my current stance is "it's probably Diablo."

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  • icebergiceberg Registered User
    edited June 2008
    iceberg wrote: »
    I pissed my pants.

    Splash is updated!!!

    no it's not?

    There's an additional rune, the other 5 are highlighted, and there's now a white shine to the eyes!


    ...or did that happen an hour ago or something?

  • LegacyLegacy Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    UberEv wrote: »
    It's happening, IT'S HAPPENING!

    happening-poster-big2.jpg

    Oh noes!

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  • DourinDourin Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Legacy wrote: »
    Dourin wrote: »
    Nothing concrete in my opinion. I could totally see Blizz putting out those, but releasing something different, and being like "What were you expecting?"
    Spoiler:

    Oh, I'm sure Diablo 3 won't come out until 2010 anyway if it happens to be real...

    Still....in 2010, I'll be knees deep in SC2 and WotLK. There just won't be time!

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