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Can you do a hundred push ups? Joe Biden can

TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
edited November 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
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The hundred push ups training program


Johannen wrote: »
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  • Do you want to impress the ladies?
  • Do you want to get in shape?
  • Do you wish your flabby arms were not so flabby?


If you answered yes to any of these questions, then the 100 push ups training program is here to help you achieve your goals! In just six weeks you can go from maxing out at 5 push ups to being able to work the floor like the best of them!

The best part? This training program only requires a commitment of 30 minutes minutes a week.

Sound too good to be true? Well..uh, it might be! But, we are sure as hell are going to find out.


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The Initial Test (and subsequent weekly routines)
You've read through the program and studied each week carefully. You may just be thinking of taking the challenge or you may already be on the road to a fitter, stronger and healthier you. You may also have pondered the origins of the one hundred push ups plan. If so, this page is for you.
I first read about a similar exercise plan on a friend in the UK's blog in June 2007. At the time I was looking for a simple strength program to compliment a fall marathon schedule I was following. I painstakingly stuck to the plan, and surprised myself when I was able to complete "the magic hundred" at the end of the 7th week; yes, I had to repeat one of the weeks mid-way through the plan. Sadly I promptly slipped in to running only mode and soon lost most of my hard earned strength. However, looking back, I really liked the simplicity of the plan, the progressive nature of the workouts and of course the end result of being able to do one hundred consecutive push ups.
Several months later I featured the first 4 weeks of the plan on a personal blog after deciding to stress myself and take the challenge once again. However, second time around my enthusiasm for the program wasn't quite the same and not surprisingly I ended up cutting the program short. Needless to say the blog posts trailed off to nothing.
At some point the original push ups web site must have dropped off the internet, as out of the blue I received multiple emails requesting copies of weeks 5 and 6 of the plan. Luckily I had several documents saved locally and was able to reply to the requests and am happy to report all the recipients were most grateful for the information! Eager to resurrect the popular online plan, I attempted to contact the push ups web site owner to find out what happened to the site, but never heard anything back. To this day, it appears the original site has long since been abandoned.
One of the many emails I received asked if it was possible to post weeks 5 and 6 online, which gave me the idea of creating an all-new hundred push ups web site. The basic principles are the same, but the look, feel and content is completely different. Initially, my intention was to just "get something out there" for a few of my loyal blog readers, but since launching the site in June 2008, it's turned into a much bigger deal.
I've honestly been staggered by the response from the online community and have to say some of the emails I've received from "the challengers" have been very touching. It's amazing how grateful people are for having a solid 6-week workout plan to follow and I feel it's fantastic to have so many people on board with the notion of challenging themselves and doing something positive to be a stronger/fitter/healthier person.


Good luck and happy push ups!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE2AcqxjmL8&feature=related

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The Guinea Pigs


Insert your specs in our...

Google spreadsheet!

I really did not expect this many participants. D:

:^: D&D
If you would like to sign up as a guinea pig, just post so in the thread! I'll need your initial test rank and max.

What do you say D&D, are you up to the challenge?


[strike]Chamberlain[/strike] - Day 1 quitter FAILURE
[strike]Medopine[/strike] - Day 1 quitter FAILURE


DISCLAIMERS
Don't compare dicks! This isn't a competition, boys.

TehSpectre wrote: »
Nerissa wrote: »
By the way, thanks TS for starting this.

It's a lot harder to skip "just today" when there are 20 other people watching for you to post an update.
Seriously though? If anyone quits I am not removing the name, but I will turn the offender red, use [strike]strike[/strike], and put FAILURE at the end.

It will stay up as long as the thread does.

I don't want people to just sign up for one week and run off.

Your shame will be posted for everyone to see.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Initial rank: 3
    Max: 25

    Fuck Yeah! Are we starting today?

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Yessir.

    It is a Monday afterall.

    I did notice that even though I qualified for the 3rd rank (in both the initial test and the weekly set) I was only able to work at rank 2 for the daily.

    The 3rd column was too tough.

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Let's do this shit right, pansies. I'm in.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Initial Rank 4, max 31.

    Going to do the first day one once my food settles.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    This sounds awesome.

    Initial rank: 3
    Max: 25

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hey, a thread! My initial count was 34, that places me in rank 4 I think.

    I'll be doing today's pushups in a few hours.

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    NerissaNerissa Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Add me to the list.

    I'm skipping the initial test and assuming rank 1, because I'm just now getting to the point where I am able to do enough "modified" push-ups that I think there's a chance I can manage real ones. I'm pretty confident that trying to do real push-ups in good form will net me 5 or less.

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    MayGodHaveMercyMayGodHaveMercy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    This really seems like something I should get in on.

    I can't just drop to the floor in my office and do a bunch of push-ups to find my rank right now, though...

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'll do this when I get home.

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    MayGodHaveMercyMayGodHaveMercy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So... I feel like a tool for asking this, but is there, like, a video of "perfect form" somewhere? I think I do push-ups right, but... I don't know.

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    MikeMcSomethingMikeMcSomething Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Throw me on there for rank 3, I'll do the pushups when i get home.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So... I feel like a tool for asking this, but is there, like, a video of "perfect form" somewhere? I think I do push-ups right, but... I don't know.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE2AcqxjmL8&feature=related

    We're doing regular push ups (the 1st one) but the video is interesting.

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    BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Initial rank: 4
    Max: 30

    I'm down.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    My dad is working his way up to a thousand pushups a day.

    Yes, he's insane.

    He's currently hovering at around 600, 700.

    He makes me feel very inadequate.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i think there should probably be some links in the OP to establish what good push-up form is.

    edit: oh, there's a video, good stuff.

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    Dis'Dis' Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    'Intriguing' said the lurker.

    Rank 3, max 22

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    JaninJanin Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So... I feel like a tool for asking this, but is there, like, a video of "perfect form" somewhere? I think I do push-ups right, but... I don't know.

    Touching only on your palms and tips of your toes, raise until elbows are straight, lower until nose touches the ground.

    I used to be able to do a lot, but a couple years of sedentary living have probably knocked me down to rank 1. Will try this later today.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Dis' wrote: »
    'Intriguing' said the lurker.

    Rank 3, max 22

    post more!

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    Dis'Dis' Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Dis' wrote: »
    'Intriguing' said the lurker.

    Rank 3, max 22

    post more!

    Make me :p!

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    My dad is working his way up to a thousand pushups a day.

    Yes, he's insane.

    He's currently hovering at around 600, 700.

    He makes me feel very inadequate.

    JESUS.

    Nice link btw, spectre, I didn't know about the starting in and working out with my hands.

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    MayGodHaveMercyMayGodHaveMercy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    My dad is working his way up to a thousand pushups a day.

    Yes, he's insane.

    He's currently hovering at around 600, 700.

    He makes me feel very inadequate.

    600 consecutive pushups???


    D:

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    My dad is working his way up to a thousand pushups a day.

    Yes, he's insane.

    He's currently hovering at around 600, 700.

    He makes me feel very inadequate.

    what does he looks like? are his arms bigger than his legs? christ.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm down

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    My dad is working his way up to a thousand pushups a day.

    Yes, he's insane.

    He's currently hovering at around 600, 700.

    He makes me feel very inadequate.

    JESUS.

    Nice link btw, spectre, I didn't know about the starting in and working out with my hands.
    That was a more...advanced technique than we need.

    I added a different video with the basic push up (and a few variations) instead.

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    deowolfdeowolf is allowed to do that. Traffic.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Current max- 30, rank 4.

    God, my MTI would be so disappointed.

    Gonna have to do this so I don't feel so bad about myself.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Just completed Day 1 of Week 1 successfully. I was able to do 20 pushups on the last part, which isn't bad all things considered.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    My dad is working his way up to a thousand pushups a day.

    Yes, he's insane.

    He's currently hovering at around 600, 700.

    He makes me feel very inadequate.

    what does he looks like? are his arms bigger than his legs? christ.

    No. He's pretty jacked, but not that jacked. He looks relatively normal.

    He also just turned 65. He's always been a bit of a health nut.

    The worst part is when I work out I start rapidly developing biceps like you wouldn't believe, probably because of his genes. I just never keep up with it and they fade somewhat.

    I'm a failure as a son and a human being.

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    Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sounds like fun, I'm in.

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    RecklessReckless Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm in.

    Rank 3, Max 23.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Nerissa wrote: »
    Add me to the list.

    I'm skipping the initial test and assuming rank 1, because I'm just now getting to the point where I am able to do enough "modified" push-ups that I think there's a chance I can manage real ones. I'm pretty confident that trying to do real push-ups in good form will net me 5 or less.
    We need to know your initial max, Nerissa. Nothin' to be ashamed about, but I must keep my lists in order you see.

    I think you can understand that. :P

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    ElJeffeElJeffe Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2008
    I'm in!

    Rank 3, 21 push-ups. I used to do them regularly and could do 50 before collapsing. :(

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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Count me as in, though I won't be able to start for another two weeks or so. Two months or so I could do max of thirty, but I'm sure I've deteriorated since then.

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm in

    R4 - 35, (despite being a huge fatty)

    also, my right writs doesn't work properly anymore, so i do pushups on my knuckles.

    Which of you nancy's will do the 100 pushups on your knuckles challenge for real men with me?

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    CulverCulver Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Count me in! I'll give you some results after I get off work tonight.

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    Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Ouch, it's been a long time since I've done push ups, I eked out 15, so looks like R3 - 15.

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    OctoparrotOctoparrot Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    From The Final Test - "If you start to feel shaky, just take your time and a few deep breaths before starting again".

    I'm assuming this to mean you can pause at the high end of the pushup?

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Rank 4, 36 max.

    On the bright side, that's more than I thought I could do. On the other hand, fuck, my arms. :|

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    The Raging PlatypusThe Raging Platypus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sign me up, bucko. Rank 4, Max: 36

    Edit: hi5 Kilroy me lad

    Edit 2: Oh ho ho ho Zonky, I accept your manly challenge!

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    want to know where practicing pushups sucks?

    on a boat, in the ocean, in february

    "oh crest, do as many as possible now while you're "light", oh fuck crevice, try not to hurt your back, just ride it out, crest GO GO GO"

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    deadmilkmandeadmilkman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    .....Impress the ladies you say? Well its bound to be more impressive than me playing WoW.

    Skinny out of shape white boy....
    Attempt? FAILED!

    Rank 1

    And so it begins.

    Edit: Clarification: I cannot do 1 pushup without either touching the floor or collapsing. (*I can get down, hold, but I couldn't get back up without fist touching the floor then i was able to do so). I considered it a failure and therefore a 0.

    edit2:
    I'll probably do kneeups or floor touching pushups for the first week or two till I can do 1 solid regular pushup.

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