A gentleman attempted to mug my brother and me as we left the Minneapolis convention center last year. The mugger should have paid attention to what was being held at the convention, it was the annual gun show and I was just picking my brother up after he was done teaching a class on concealed fire arms. My brother just laughed at the poor guy and handed him a business card. We then walked off.
A gentleman attempted to mug my brother and me as we left the Minneapolis convention center last year. The mugger should have paid attention to what was being held at the convention, it was the annual gun show and I was just picking my brother up after he was done teaching a class on concealed fire arms. My brother just laughed at the poor guy and handed him a business card. We then walked off.
Dude needs to improve his customer profiling skills if he's mugging people outside a place filled with armed Midwesterners.
A gentleman attempted to mug my brother and me as we left the Minneapolis convention center last year. The mugger should have paid attention to what was being held at the convention, it was the annual gun show and I was just picking my brother up after he was done teaching a class on concealed fire arms. My brother just laughed at the poor guy and handed him a business card. We then walked off.
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edited June 2008
This one time I smoke a big fat joint right and I was so wasted right I didn't know what was going on and I totally had the munchies like a motherfucker right so I was all DUDE YOU LOOK PRETTY GOOD MAN and this guy was all like YEAH I KNOW WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A BITE and so I totally ate that dude
i was almost mugged once in college, well, it never really got to the point of being close to mugged
i was hangin out with my brothers from the fraternity with our visors and popped collars, all drunk off of natty ice and smoking cheap newports, walking back from some rad house party
one of the local bums (being at school in the city you get used to seeing the same dudes everywhere) jumps out from an alley with a box cutter and says
boy, give me all your money or ill cut you up
this obviously raised an eyebrow, and a friend said "are you really trying to threaten 10 drunk college kids with a box cutter?" Realizing the error of his ways, the bum threw the box cutter into the crowd and ran off, only to be chased by a few of the more rowdy guys, and presumeably beaten.
I later found out that the bum got his ass kicked by the local Bum Lord for not bringing in enough cash that day. ha ha!
i was almost mugged once in college, well, it never really got to the point of being close to mugged
i was hangin out with my brothers from the fraternity with our visors and popped collars, all drunk off of natty ice and smoking cheap newports, walking back from some rad house party
one of the local bums (being at school in the city you get used to seeing the same dudes everywhere) jumps out from an alley with a box cutter and says
boy, give me all your money or ill cut you up
this obviously raised an eyebrow, and a friend said "are you really trying to threaten 10 drunk college kids with a box cutter?" Realizing the error of his ways, the bum threw the box cutter into the crowd and ran off, only to be chased by a few of the more rowdy guys, and presumeably beaten.
I later found out that the bum got his ass kicked by the local Bum Lord for not bringing in enough cash that day. ha ha!
Whenever anyone says that my response now is flick a cigarette butt at them and pedal faster
[edit] I am also a bike elitist since my dad is a huge bike nerd. What company does your dad work for? I love bikes so much.
He's an independent sales rep, he sells shit from like ten different companies to bike shops. Currently his biggest company is Louis Garneau, which is all clothing and such I believe. I don't really know which bike companies he's working for right now, but I know in the past he has worked for Haro and Fuji and probably others that I'm forgetting about.
That's awesome. People who ride bikes are awesome.
Pretty much yeah. I really wish I was in the sort of environment where I could take advantage of that sort of thing sometimes, but on the other hand fuck cities.
Good on those bums for like, having somewhere indoors to sleep. Was it like, boarded up and they were squatting or was it actually rented with their bum money?
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edited June 2008
These are no ordinary bums. They have extra hit points, special powers, high agility, and can shank a man with skill. These are Bum Lords!
in college, a bunch of went to a bar called Midnight Rodeo, it was a country bar. it played pretty much just country music and had a bull and everything. not really my scene, but i went to high school with these two girls who's dad owned the place, so we got in for free and got cheap drinks.
so for some reason at this country bar they start having guest DJs come in and start playing hip hop stuff, which begins to , over a couple weeks, bring in a more african-american crowd. now i am not rascist in the least, but you've got a country bar with a bunch of rednecks sporting rebel flags and a bunch of gangsta thugs sporting FUBU, and you can see where this is headed.
one night words were said back and forth. my friends and i see shit is about to go down and slide over out of the way to a corner. well, it all goes to shit and turns into a damn feeding frenzy. everybody is going for everybody that isnt the same skin tone. my friends want no part of this, so we start to make our way outside.
We get split up and at some point i get punched in the back of the head. i dont even look at who i swing at i just throw a punch and keep moving. this happens a couple of times, getting hit once or twice, hit back, keep moving. eventually i get out to the parking lot and see 3 or so other guys have made it out. we stand off to the side and just watch the mayhem. i was pretty lucky that i got out pretty much unhurt, my other buddy (who actually is a pretty big redneck) got surrounded and got the shit beat out of him before the cops showed up
1. You try to do a hardcore army roll but you end up in the gutter, idiot. (25 life)
2. He bounces off a car and trips you over, then does the 'peoples elbow' to you taking 1 life (19 life)
3. The Trolly Boy punches you in the face and takes 1 life (18 life)
4. He pulls out a rope and whips you with it, after the initial enjoyment you lose 1 life (17 life)
5. He hits you with a rock taking 1 life (16 life)
6. You run at the Trolly Boy but your leg gives way and you fall to the ground missing. (25 life)
7. The Trolly Boy pushes a trolly into you taking 1 life (15 life)
8. He pulls out a rope and whips you with it, after the initial enjoyment you lose 1 life (14 life)
9. You take a girly swing and miss, you look like a fool. (25 life)
10. He hits you with a rock taking 1 life (13 life)
11. You run at the Trolly Boy but your leg gives way and you fall to the ground missing. (25 life)
12. You try to do a hardcore army roll but you end up in the gutter, idiot. (25 life)
13. He pulls out a rope and whips you with it, after the initial enjoyment you lose 1 life (12 life)
14. He pulls out a rope and whips you with it, after the initial enjoyment you lose 1 life (11 life)
15. You take a girly swing and miss, you look like a fool. (25 life)
16. You take a girly swing and miss, you look like a fool. (25 life)
17. You try to do a hardcore army roll but you end up in the gutter, idiot. (25 life)
18. The Trolly Boy punches you in the face and takes 1 life (10 life)
19. He hits you with a rock taking 1 life (9 life)
20. The Trolly Boy starts abusing you with a rubber chicken taking 1 life (8 life)
21. The Trolly Boy starts abusing you with a rubber chicken taking 1 life (7 life)
22. The Trolly Boy pushes a trolly into you taking 1 life (6 life)
23. He hits you with a rock taking 1 life (5 life)
24. The Trolly Boy punches you in the face and takes 1 life (4 life)
25. You try to do a hardcore army roll but you end up in the gutter, idiot. (25 life)
26. You pull off your sock and slap the Trolly Boy with it for 1 life (24 life)
27. He hits you with a rock taking 1 life (3 life)
28. He hits you with a rock taking 1 life (2 life)
29. He bounces off a car and trips you over, then does the 'peoples elbow' to you taking 1 life (1 life)
30. You try to do a hardcore army roll but you end up in the gutter, idiot. (24 life)
31. He bounces off a car and trips you over, then does the 'peoples elbow' to you taking 1 life (0 life)
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If you're really ballsy, you'll charge them for the bullet too.
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Dude needs to improve his customer profiling skills if he's mugging people outside a place filled with armed Midwesterners.
That is so amazing
Seems like a disproportionate response in hindsight
its the weed rage
AWM NOM NOM NOM
i was hangin out with my brothers from the fraternity with our visors and popped collars, all drunk off of natty ice and smoking cheap newports, walking back from some rad house party
one of the local bums (being at school in the city you get used to seeing the same dudes everywhere) jumps out from an alley with a box cutter and says
boy, give me all your money or ill cut you up
this obviously raised an eyebrow, and a friend said "are you really trying to threaten 10 drunk college kids with a box cutter?" Realizing the error of his ways, the bum threw the box cutter into the crowd and ran off, only to be chased by a few of the more rowdy guys, and presumeably beaten.
I later found out that the bum got his ass kicked by the local Bum Lord for not bringing in enough cash that day. ha ha!
Bums have pimps what
My god thats terrible! How will he pay his little Bum-Children? or his Bum-Kitty?!
Monster.
Is that like an elite mob that takes a raid to down?
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So they can all share in the nothin' that they have?
the guy was the fakest bum ever, and just beat the crap out of all the other bums to take their money
i mean, it was all boarded up and there was nothing in it but rats and probably dead bums, but still
Pretty much yeah. I really wish I was in the sort of environment where I could take advantage of that sort of thing sometimes, but on the other hand fuck cities.
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they have a saving throw of 2d8+2
in college, a bunch of went to a bar called Midnight Rodeo, it was a country bar. it played pretty much just country music and had a bull and everything. not really my scene, but i went to high school with these two girls who's dad owned the place, so we got in for free and got cheap drinks.
so for some reason at this country bar they start having guest DJs come in and start playing hip hop stuff, which begins to , over a couple weeks, bring in a more african-american crowd. now i am not rascist in the least, but you've got a country bar with a bunch of rednecks sporting rebel flags and a bunch of gangsta thugs sporting FUBU, and you can see where this is headed.
one night words were said back and forth. my friends and i see shit is about to go down and slide over out of the way to a corner. well, it all goes to shit and turns into a damn feeding frenzy. everybody is going for everybody that isnt the same skin tone. my friends want no part of this, so we start to make our way outside.
We get split up and at some point i get punched in the back of the head. i dont even look at who i swing at i just throw a punch and keep moving. this happens a couple of times, getting hit once or twice, hit back, keep moving. eventually i get out to the parking lot and see 3 or so other guys have made it out. we stand off to the side and just watch the mayhem. i was pretty lucky that i got out pretty much unhurt, my other buddy (who actually is a pretty big redneck) got surrounded and got the shit beat out of him before the cops showed up
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They'll eat anything if you're not watching them.
Anything. :winky:
http://www.hobowars.com/
Not really MMO, but bums aplenty.
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You get $1.57, a half empty bottle of cheap whiskey, and what looks like a ham sandwich someone threw away after taking one bite.
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also a bigger ego
I'm talking full MMO. Like bum raids on a local grocery store and world PvP over a bottle of cheap wine.
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I would kill for someone to turn off the air conditioning.
maybe you get some scraps from an olive garden
suck a few dicks
and get hobo-rich
Maybe if you had body heat like a real man instead of some wee little girl you wouldn't be so cold.
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2. He bounces off a car and trips you over, then does the 'peoples elbow' to you taking 1 life (19 life)
3. The Trolly Boy punches you in the face and takes 1 life (18 life)
4. He pulls out a rope and whips you with it, after the initial enjoyment you lose 1 life (17 life)
5. He hits you with a rock taking 1 life (16 life)
6. You run at the Trolly Boy but your leg gives way and you fall to the ground missing. (25 life)
7. The Trolly Boy pushes a trolly into you taking 1 life (15 life)
8. He pulls out a rope and whips you with it, after the initial enjoyment you lose 1 life (14 life)
9. You take a girly swing and miss, you look like a fool. (25 life)
10. He hits you with a rock taking 1 life (13 life)
11. You run at the Trolly Boy but your leg gives way and you fall to the ground missing. (25 life)
12. You try to do a hardcore army roll but you end up in the gutter, idiot. (25 life)
13. He pulls out a rope and whips you with it, after the initial enjoyment you lose 1 life (12 life)
14. He pulls out a rope and whips you with it, after the initial enjoyment you lose 1 life (11 life)
15. You take a girly swing and miss, you look like a fool. (25 life)
16. You take a girly swing and miss, you look like a fool. (25 life)
17. You try to do a hardcore army roll but you end up in the gutter, idiot. (25 life)
18. The Trolly Boy punches you in the face and takes 1 life (10 life)
19. He hits you with a rock taking 1 life (9 life)
20. The Trolly Boy starts abusing you with a rubber chicken taking 1 life (8 life)
21. The Trolly Boy starts abusing you with a rubber chicken taking 1 life (7 life)
22. The Trolly Boy pushes a trolly into you taking 1 life (6 life)
23. He hits you with a rock taking 1 life (5 life)
24. The Trolly Boy punches you in the face and takes 1 life (4 life)
25. You try to do a hardcore army roll but you end up in the gutter, idiot. (25 life)
26. You pull off your sock and slap the Trolly Boy with it for 1 life (24 life)
27. He hits you with a rock taking 1 life (3 life)
28. He hits you with a rock taking 1 life (2 life)
29. He bounces off a car and trips you over, then does the 'peoples elbow' to you taking 1 life (1 life)
30. You try to do a hardcore army roll but you end up in the gutter, idiot. (24 life)
31. He bounces off a car and trips you over, then does the 'peoples elbow' to you taking 1 life (0 life)
You Lose!
Damn.
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