The muggening

Kajusta

Spoiler:

1. You try to do a hardcore army roll but you end up in the gutter, idiot. (25 life)
2. He bounces off a car and trips you over, then does the 'peoples elbow' to you taking 1 life (19 life)
3. The Trolly Boy punches you in the face and takes 1 life (18 life)
4. He pulls out a rope and whips you with it, after the initial enjoyment you lose 1 life (17 life)
5. He hits you with a rock taking 1 life (16 life)
6. You run at the Trolly Boy but your leg gives way and you fall to the ground missing. (25 life)
7. The Trolly Boy pushes a trolly into you taking 1 life (15 life)
8. He pulls out a rope and whips you with it, after the initial enjoyment you lose 1 life (14 life)
9. You take a girly swing and miss, you look like a fool. (25 life)
10. He hits you with a rock taking 1 life (13 life)
11. You run at the Trolly Boy but your leg gives way and you fall to the ground missing. (25 life)
12. You try to do a hardcore army roll but you end up in the gutter, idiot. (25 life)
13. He pulls out a rope and whips you with it, after the initial enjoyment you lose 1 life (12 life)
14. He pulls out a rope and whips you with it, after the initial enjoyment you lose 1 life (11 life)
15. You take a girly swing and miss, you look like a fool. (25 life)
16. You take a girly swing and miss, you look like a fool. (25 life)
17. You try to do a hardcore army roll but you end up in the gutter, idiot. (25 life)
18. The Trolly Boy punches you in the face and takes 1 life (10 life)
19. He hits you with a rock taking 1 life (9 life)
20. The Trolly Boy starts abusing you with a rubber chicken taking 1 life (8 life)
21. The Trolly Boy starts abusing you with a rubber chicken taking 1 life (7 life)
22. The Trolly Boy pushes a trolly into you taking 1 life (6 life)
23. He hits you with a rock taking 1 life (5 life)
24. The Trolly Boy punches you in the face and takes 1 life (4 life)
25. You try to do a hardcore army roll but you end up in the gutter, idiot. (25 life)
26. You pull off your sock and slap the Trolly Boy with it for 1 life (24 life)
27. He hits you with a rock taking 1 life (3 life)
28. He hits you with a rock taking 1 life (2 life)
29. He bounces off a car and trips you over, then does the 'peoples elbow' to you taking 1 life (1 life)
30. You try to do a hardcore army roll but you end up in the gutter, idiot. (24 life)
31. He bounces off a car and trips you over, then does the 'peoples elbow' to you taking 1 life (0 life)

You Lose!

Damn.

Scrumtrulescent

Hunter wrote: »

CJTheran wrote: »

Goddamn, it is realy cold in here right now.

I would kill for someone to turn off the air conditioning.

Maybe if you had body heat like a real man instead of some wee little girl you wouldn't be so cold.

I am in bed, curled up under the covers with the AC a blowin on high

laptops and summer vacation are awesome

FAQ

I used to get in very very rare fights when I was very young, about stupid shit that only kids could care about.

One I remember was a neighbour and his friend snuck into my back garden and took some old rotting wood, but me and my friend saw and we were like "hey that kid is stealing our fucking wood man", so we followed them to another house and demanded they return it to my back garden. Then a physical confrontation began until some kid ran to my mum crying who put a stop to it all and made us all sandwiches

aw the idiocy of youth

Rankenphile

I wonder if it was the same homeless dude whose cup full of change I booted down the skywalk

Casper

CrackedLens wrote: »

ok, so here is my ethnic fight story

in college, a bunch of went to a bar called Midnight Rodeo, it was a country bar. it played pretty much just country music and had a bull and everything. not really my scene, but i went to high school with these two girls who's dad owned the place, so we got in for free and got cheap drinks.

so for some reason at this country bar they start having guest DJs come in and start playing hip hop stuff, which begins to , over a couple weeks, bring in a more african-american crowd. now i am not rascist in the least, but you've got a country bar with a bunch of rednecks sporting rebel flags and a bunch of gangsta thugs sporting FUBU, and you can see where this is headed.

one night words were said back and forth. my friends and i see shit is about to go down and slide over out of the way to a corner. well, it all goes to shit and turns into a damn feeding frenzy. everybody is going for everybody that isnt the same skin tone. my friends want no part of this, so we start to make our way outside.

We get split up and at some point i get punched in the back of the head. i dont even look at who i swing at i just throw a punch and keep moving. this happens a couple of times, getting hit once or twice, hit back, keep moving. eventually i get out to the parking lot and see 3 or so other guys have made it out. we stand off to the side and just watch the mayhem. i was pretty lucky that i got out pretty much unhurt, my other buddy (who actually is a pretty big redneck) got surrounded and got the shit beat out of him before the cops showed up

If you are talking about the Midnight Rodeo in Austin I have seen it happen there a ton of times. I never understood how for hours they played country then all of a sudden it would switch to hip hop. It was funny however watching some people try and dance to hip hop.

CrackedLens

Rankenphile wrote: »

I wonder if it was the same homeless dude whose cup full of change I booted down the skywalk

punt that shit like it was 4th and 15

CrackedLens

Casper wrote: »

CrackedLens wrote: »

ok, so here is my ethnic fight story

in college, a bunch of went to a bar called Midnight Rodeo, it was a country bar. it played pretty much just country music and had a bull and everything. not really my scene, but i went to high school with these two girls who's dad owned the place, so we got in for free and got cheap drinks.

so for some reason at this country bar they start having guest DJs come in and start playing hip hop stuff, which begins to , over a couple weeks, bring in a more african-american crowd. now i am not rascist in the least, but you've got a country bar with a bunch of rednecks sporting rebel flags and a bunch of gangsta thugs sporting FUBU, and you can see where this is headed.

one night words were said back and forth. my friends and i see shit is about to go down and slide over out of the way to a corner. well, it all goes to shit and turns into a damn feeding frenzy. everybody is going for everybody that isnt the same skin tone. my friends want no part of this, so we start to make our way outside.

We get split up and at some point i get punched in the back of the head. i dont even look at who i swing at i just throw a punch and keep moving. this happens a couple of times, getting hit once or twice, hit back, keep moving. eventually i get out to the parking lot and see 3 or so other guys have made it out. we stand off to the side and just watch the mayhem. i was pretty lucky that i got out pretty much unhurt, my other buddy (who actually is a pretty big redneck) got surrounded and got the shit beat out of him before the cops showed up

If you are talking about the Midnight Rodeo in Austin I have seen it happen there a ton of times. I never understood how for hours they played country then all of a sudden it would switch to hip hop. It was funny however watching some people try and dance to hip hop.

hah!

no, the midnight rodeo in Huntington, WV

probably a slight difference

Rankenphile

CrackedLens wrote: »

Rankenphile wrote: »

I wonder if it was the same homeless dude whose cup full of change I booted down the skywalk

punt that shit like it was 4th and 15

nah, I just didn't see him sitting there

just all whoops *boot* change everywhere

Scrumtrulescent

Rank what was the reaction

he must have been so sad

CrackedLens

scrum its good to have you back postin

Scrumtrulescent

I know I am amazing

CrackedLens

i wouldnt go that far...

Scrumtrulescent

CrackedLens wrote: »

i wouldnt go that far...

I would

FAQ

Scrum is the worst poster I have ever seen in all my 23 years

Straightzi

Scrum for mod

Rankenphile

Scrumtrulescent wrote: »

Rank what was the reaction

he must have been so sad

he was more worried about the fact that I was so surprised by the whole thing that I fell on him

I helped him gather up the change and then left

I ain't givin him none of my change, though, fucker should have had better sense than to be sitting there and huddled down all out of sight.

CrackedLens

Scrumtrulescent wrote: »

CrackedLens wrote: »

i wouldnt go that far...

I would

well, yeah

you would

Druhim

FAQ wrote: »

Scrum is the worst poster I have ever seen in all my 23 years

man I remember the internet being discovered by Pedro Álvares Cabral when he discovered Brazil in 1500. And even after all this time I have to agree that Scrum is the worst poster I've ever seen.

FAQ

Druhim what was the first ever post on the internet?

Hunter

He has a wood etching of it in his parlor.

Drool

Watson come here it's Goatse!

Belruel

FAQ wrote: »

Druhim what was the first ever post on the internet?

and the lord said 'let there be boners' and yea, it was good. verily verily i dost say unto thee, if thou partaketh of the nectar of the dong, thy progeny shall be strong and straight.

Druhim

FAQ wrote: »

Druhim what was the first ever post on the internet?

well back then only royalty had access to the internet and the first post was on Henry VII's webtv homepage asking people for feedback on his new webcomic

Belruel

Henry VII's awesome comic

Futore

sweet graphic, Bel

Auntie Shibby

I have never been mugged, everyone I know has been mugged at least once. I guess my time is coming soon.

Druhim

Belruel wrote: »

Henry VII's awesome comic

verily ur perfpektive be foarly lacking and ye fhading maketh mine eyef bl33d
however fharkf are teh hawt fhit

Straightzi

Dru I love you forever for using mine in front of a word that begins with a vowel instead of my.

Belruel

i'm afraid druhim is terminal, we'll have to put him down.


swing loooow sweet chariot, coming for to take me hooome. BLAM BLAM.

Silmaril

Belruel wrote: »

i'm afraid druhim is terminal, we'll have to put him down.


swing loooow sweet chariot, coming for to take me hooome. BLAM BLAM.

Carry woman goddammit.

Its Carry me home.

Druhim

yeah fuck you Bel you stupid bitch!

Belruel

Silmaril wrote: »

Belruel wrote: »

i'm afraid druhim is terminal, we'll have to put him down.


swing loooow sweet chariot, coming for to take me hooome. BLAM BLAM.

Carry woman goddammit.

Its Carry me home.

i am full of far too much soul to bother with being accurate

Silmaril

Belruel wrote: »

Silmaril wrote: »

Belruel wrote: »

i'm afraid druhim is terminal, we'll have to put him down.


swing loooow sweet chariot, coming for to take me hooome. BLAM BLAM.

Carry woman goddammit.

Its Carry me home.

i am full of far too much soul to bother with being accurate

We'd best put in a soul catheter then...

Belruel

Silmaril wrote: »

Belruel wrote: »

Silmaril wrote: »

Belruel wrote: »

i'm afraid druhim is terminal, we'll have to put him down.


swing loooow sweet chariot, coming for to take me hooome. BLAM BLAM.

Carry woman goddammit.

Its Carry me home.

i am full of far too much soul to bother with being accurate

We'd best put in a soul catheter then...

swing loooow soul cath-et-eeerrrr coming for to draaaiin my soooullll

Silmaril

Nurse!

Another patient fully cured!

ThatDudeOverThere

this thread has taken a turn for the something

Auntie Shibby

This thread had been dead for over an hour TDOT. It turned into nothing.

ThatDudeOverThere

an entire hour?!

Auntie Shibby

One whole hour.

FAQ

hang on now

sixty minutes?