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Killing Krauts with pineapples and firebombing Yankees: CoH thread

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  • gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i have this

    but not opposing force

    do i need that?

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    gazamc wrote: »
    i have this

    but not opposing force

    do i need that?

    Both versions are compatible with one another.

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I would be up for a game right now, even.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    the new stuff is really hard to get used to fighting if you don't have the new stuff as well

    i should buy opposing fronts

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    opposing fronts is great fun.

    the british are the best, i think i mentioned this.

    fucking relic banned my CD key though and i have no idea why, i bought both the original and opposing fronts from an actual software store.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    so that means you can't play online??

    that's some gay shit

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    yeah it was pretty damned lame.

    i sent an e-mail to their tech support but got no response.

    so i decided 'fuck it' and bought it again on Steam for 40$. this way i figure i'll never have the problem again.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    you should send me your opposing fronts

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    you should send me your opposing fronts

    i think that got banned too.

    if not then i'll give you my cd key.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sweet

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Something about fucking?

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh god this game is so broken, but so fun. I just destroyed an entire Wehrmacht division by hitting them all in the face with the butt of a rifle. Not a single bullet fired.

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh god this game is so broken, but so fun. I just destroyed an entire Wehrmacht division by hitting them all in the face with the butt of a rifle. Not a single bullet fired.

    Get a good computer to play Company of Heroes so we can lead panthers to victory.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    op updated

    I will be down for gamings tonight after din dins

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    my Steam ID is vsove

    i probably should have mentioned that.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2008
    Wehrbutt

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Wehrbutt

    Amerifag and Britfag

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2008
    do germans get zeppelins in this game?

    I know they'd been basically phased out at this point but I don't care I want airship warships

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    also

    FORWARD YOUR PORTS YOU MAGET

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    do germans get zeppelins in this game?

    I know they'd been basically phased out at this point but I don't care I want airship warships

    no, but they get to call in v1 rockets and panzerknacker support

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • skinny87skinny87 Registered User
    edited June 2008
    Wehrmact

    Wehermacht

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oh yeah, hummel self-propelled artillery as well

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Wehrmact

    Wehermacht

    WEHRMACHT

    If you're going to correct someone actually know how to spell the damn word.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2008
    where maqued

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Mr. Grenadier and his merry band of Grenadiers.

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    panzerknackle the airplane with a huge anti tank gun strapped to the bottom? thats the best plane

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    hey so who wants to game other than me and pharezon

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    man I do not know americans for shit

    should've gone airborne

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    You know what sucks? When games require you to have three individual copies of a game to host a lan.

    Fuck you Relic, and other companies that make Lans with my family a pain in the ass.

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    jigrah please. pass the pipe
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Jigrah please. take my hand.
    Butters wrote: »
    Jigrah please! You'll wake the children
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please, we won't have this moment again.
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    Jigrah, please, I have a headache
    Jigrah, please. Just the tip, I promise.
    jigrah please let me have your babies
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I'm going to name my next global pestilence "Jigrah"
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please don't stop
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    jigrah please invite me next time you watch robotech.
    Druhim wrote:
    Jigrah, please, our dinner is getting cold
    Well Jigrah, maybe if you said please.


  • AsherAsher Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I can play a LAN game with 2 computers and a single copy.
    What you need to do is have one unable to connect to the internet so it has to use the DVD to authenticate. The computer that has the internet can just log into relic online normally. Then, you host a game with the offline computer. Join with the online computer. Voila. Working LAN CoH.

    It is a pretty sweet game. My current favourite is the Canadian Artillery. Because there's no such thing as overkill.

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  • edited June 2008
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Wehrmact

    Wehermacht

    WEHRMACHT

    If you're going to correct someone actually know how to spell the damn word.

    I just used Pip's spelling

    I trusted him

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    you think I spell things?

    I ain't get where I am by doing some gay shit like that

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    you think I spell things?

    I ain't get where I am by doing some gay shit like that

    Spelling things is something a Nazi sympathizer does.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh shit.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sounds like something a nazi would say

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i would have played but my internet died for an hour so i fell asleep

    and tonight some of my little cousins are coming over or something gay like that

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    kill them an play

    me and pharezon each went 1-1 and concluded we are both shit with americans and really good with wehr

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i am gonna attempt to be good with the amerikanner

    i just have to learn how to fight MGs with riflemen so i can actually capture points

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i am gonna attempt to be good with the amerikanner

    i just have to learn how to fight MGs with riflemen so i can actually capture points

    jeeps and snipers

    don't bother fighting mgs with rifles

    also recoiless rifles work wonders

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
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