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Killing Krauts with pineapples and firebombing Yankees: CoH thread

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    clearly this has not been pip's day

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    clearly this has not been pip's day

    No we won but his base was bombed 5 times in a row without the team having howitzers in quick succession.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    fuck british so fucking hard

    there is nothing more satisfying than flanking a brit base and ruining it with stormtruppen

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    butters hates me now :(

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Because you play like a dick. Trial by fire never got anyone better at an RTS, prick.

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    Steel-AngelSteel-Angel Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i am a leutnant

    u guys shuld add me (SteamID : SteelAngel)

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    god is the patch out yet

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    No because Relic is terrible. Also don't add SteelAngel because he is a colossal gay and likes Jrock.

    Pip you wanna pay?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    going to sleep soon

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    going to sleep soon

    Fine, be a fag.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    man i love artillery so much

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    Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Welp, I bought this on steam, and after a long and arduous battle, I got my CD-Key to work. I get into a game only to find that I don't have any models, just large turquoise boxes with some error message.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i should finish patching this sometime.


    also fuck that mission where you have to secure the road for the convoy.

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I wish my MacBook in Boot Camp would run CoH. That game was fucking awesome.

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    darksteeldarksteel Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    This is like the best RTS ever, and that's not even a joke. It is quite literally the best one I've ever played, and I've been playing since Dune 2.

    I'd love to play with some of you guys. Haven't been playing it a lot lately, but I'm a fairly average player. Steam ID and Relic Online ID are both "darksteel1989." Yes, number names lol.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    man i love artillery so much

    fuck you how about that

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    ChairwalkerChairwalker Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Panzer elite are so much fun, because i dont have to waste all my munitions on upgrades and bunkers
    Building 25 goliath bombs and sending them to the enemy base after effortlessly hoarding munitions is the fucking best.
    It's probably a shitty tactic but i'll be damned if it isnt a great plan.

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Welp, I bought this on steam, and after a long and arduous battle, I got my CD-Key to work. I get into a game only to find that I don't have any models, just large turquoise boxes with some error message.

    uninstall and then reinstall

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    man i love artillery so much

    fuck you how about that

    there's that one thing about the american army

    when you pick the infantry brigade, you get this artillery gun that you can blind fire

    now, if i build say two or three of those bastards while also taking runs at your base and doing those big arty bombardments it is safe to say i could fight a dude and constantly have his ass on the ropes

    it hasn't worked yet but i'm digging the idea

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    man i love artillery so much

    fuck you how about that

    there's that one thing about the american army

    when you pick the infantry brigade, you get this artillery gun that you can blind fire

    now, if i build say two or three of those bastards while also taking runs at your base and doing those big arty bombardments it is safe to say i could fight a dude and constantly have his ass on the ropes

    it hasn't worked yet but i'm digging the idea

    Until he goes after the artillery

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    man i love artillery so much

    fuck you how about that

    there's that one thing about the american army

    when you pick the infantry brigade, you get this artillery gun that you can blind fire

    now, if i build say two or three of those bastards while also taking runs at your base and doing those big arty bombardments it is safe to say i could fight a dude and constantly have his ass on the ropes

    it hasn't worked yet but i'm digging the idea

    Until he goes after the artillery

    pretty much

    at this point you'd be sploogin' money on the arty so defensive emplacements or rangers to protect against tanks and such are likely to be in low supply

    the best way to do this idea would be multiple firebases as i've had my shit handed to me when they're bunched up

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    man i love artillery so much

    fuck you how about that

    there's that one thing about the american army

    when you pick the infantry brigade, you get this artillery gun that you can blind fire

    now, if i build say two or three of those bastards while also taking runs at your base and doing those big arty bombardments it is safe to say i could fight a dude and constantly have his ass on the ropes

    it hasn't worked yet but i'm digging the idea

    Until he goes after the artillery

    pretty much

    at this point you'd be sploogin' money on the arty so defensive emplacements or rangers to protect against tanks and such are likely to be in low supply

    the best way to do this idea would be multiple firebases as i've had my shit handed to me when they're bunched up

    Anjin what is your steam id

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Anjin-San

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    anjin do you want to play RIGHT NOW?

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Anjin-San

    You should get on for some amie killing

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    AretèAretè infiltrating neo zeed compoundRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    wish i wasnt at work, i would get on to play.

    i havent played this in a hot minute

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    Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Welp, I bought this on steam, and after a long and arduous battle, I got my CD-Key to work. I get into a game only to find that I don't have any models, just large turquoise boxes with some error message.

    uninstall and then reinstall

    you have no idea how many times I have done this

    I don't either, actually. Probably seven?

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    AretèAretè infiltrating neo zeed compoundRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    my steam ID is ninjafrizz and relic ID is arete

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    This game gets so epic. I like doing skirmishes just because the mission I'm on is frustrating, and my ally is getting hammered by panzers and jerry's boys on the left flank. Naturally, I've specialized in infantry. So I call in off-map reinforcements and they roll in in two shermans with a heavy machine gun squad and two ranger squads with tommy guns. Coupled with a barrage from my two howitzer emplacements we pushed them back all the way to their headquarters, which was summarily artillery striked.

    edit: Does anyone else imagine, in their head... like... Saving Private Ryan-esque drama unfolding within the squads? I'm not saying I do, that'd just be... pfft. C'mon that's...

    edit 2: Sniper placement can win battles. Seriously.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    we need to do a big match soon

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    we need to do a big match soon

    completely not possible until the patch

    there are too many connectivity issues

    I, however, will play you when you are on

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    what fuckin patch the game has been out for years and the connection issues have always been there

    are they really like, huh i guess we should make our game not a piece of shit for multiplayer now

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    what fuckin patch the game has been out for years and the connection issues have always been there

    are they really like, huh i guess we should make our game not a piece of shit for multiplayer now

    yes pretty much actually

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    craaazy

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Nazis are hard to play as. D:

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Nazis are hard to play as. D:

    They're pretty awesome and I find them easier.. I enjoy raping the amies and tommies. Metzger get on steam.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Pharezon wrote: »
    The Nazis are hard to play as. D:

    No they're pretty awesome and easy to. I enjoy raping the amies and tommies. Metzger get on steam.

    I'm not paaaaatched.

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    Steel-AngelSteel-Angel Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Nazis are hard to play as. D:

    uh wut

    click on your hq

    press g a couple of times

    when you have five manz out and all of them upgraded, they'll fuck shit up

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    pharezon beat me

    you join an illustrious club second only to people who have called wiggin stupid

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    Steel-AngelSteel-Angel Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    http://www.amazon.com/Company-Heroes-Tales-Valor-Pc/dp/B001E27KTM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=videogames&qid=1218868460&sr=1-1

    i bet you anything the new faction(s) will have tanks that cap as their starter units

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