GRMikeThe Last Best Hope for HumanityThe God Pod Registered Userregular
edited June 2008
I was engaged to be married at one point in my life and up until the moment when we called it off it was one of the most fun and exciting times in my life. I say just enjoy it while you can.
Just out of curiosity why is it called "tying the knot"?
In the old days, they used to actually bind the couple's hands together as a simple of joining. It's still done this way in some ceremonies, except they usually use a sash instead.
I was sitting on Eden's Ikea couch last week when I was like "I wonder what happened to Becca, and Mysst, and all of our other little contemporaries a million years ago." She shrugged. This isn't exactly what I was hoping for in an answer
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Not everyone is getting divorced.
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Remember to pull her father aside at the reception and say "I'm getting anal tonight for putting up with all of this".
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Or cosmically annulled by the devil. Same thing.
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My dad and his only brother have each been married 3 times. Average lifespan of each marriage is around 6 years, I think.
Look at it this way, you'll still be fairly young in 6 years, Matt.
ehh
but she'll probably tell me why the condom I picked "endangers her lifestyle"
Oh, wait. They can't stand each other and sleep in separate beds.
You can also choose to live in a loveless relationship for 60 years and die hating yourself and your life.
man what
haha, fuck that
marriage is for conformists, you sheep
even divorce is getting cliche
if i ever really really love a girl, we'll become blood brothers
Ha! I bought a 12-pack of condoms a few days before kicking my wife out.
They lasted me like a year and a half.
Make a sit com moment and fuck him 24 hours before the wedding, get pregnant, and then profess that you're in love with the bride.
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I always look forward to an opportunity to hate you more
maybe you need to slow down a little
do we have to meet
can we get married on some internet church website
also I only do anal
In the old days, they used to actually bind the couple's hands together as a simple of joining. It's still done this way in some ceremonies, except they usually use a sash instead.
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it's the vast majority of other people who get married in whom I have no faith
We can chart how many hours of an open bar there needs to be to get any of the groomsman drunk enough to take a poke at her.
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