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Divorce! Hooray!(?)

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oh good a thread about people getting divorced and talking about failed marriages

    boy I can't wait to tie that knot in two weeks thanks fuckers

    seriously

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    this time I'm just gonna think my opinions about marriage instead of saying them out loud, just for you, rank

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Just out of curiosity why is it called "tying the knot"?

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    what's with all the divorce lately
    All the straight people are divorcing to make room for the gay marriages.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Rank, it's cool.

    Not everyone is getting divorced.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    I got to page six and didn't read page seven.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The guy at Subway thought Fram and I were just roommates.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oh good a thread about people getting divorced and talking about failed marriages

    boy I can't wait to tie that knot in two weeks thanks fuckers

    Remember to pull her father aside at the reception and say "I'm getting anal tonight for putting up with all of this".

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I was engaged to be married at one point in my life and up until the moment when we called it off it was one of the most fun and exciting times in my life. I say just enjoy it while you can.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited June 2008
    this time I'm just gonna think my opinions about marriage instead of saying them out loud, just for you, rank

    no no go on

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Even Spider-Man got divorced.

    Or cosmically annulled by the devil. Same thing.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oh good a thread about people getting divorced and talking about failed marriages

    boy I can't wait to tie that knot in two weeks thanks fuckers

    My dad and his only brother have each been married 3 times. Average lifespan of each marriage is around 6 years, I think.



    Look at it this way, you'll still be fairly young in 6 years, Matt.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    hey I hear Defender has a hot sister

    ehh

    but she'll probably tell me why the condom I picked "endangers her lifestyle"

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Rank, you can be like my grandparents. They've been married for 50 years.

    Oh, wait. They can't stand each other and sleep in separate beds.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Man Rank, you make it sound like a bad thing. I'm fully prepared to get married again, and am happy for the people that are.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm sorry, I hope things turn out okay.. whatever that happens to mean.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Jordyn's right, though, Rank.

    You can also choose to live in a loveless relationship for 60 years and die hating yourself and your life.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    this time I'm just gonna think my opinions about marriage instead of saying them out loud, just for you, rank

    no no go on
    no see I'm a bridesmaid at rank's wedding, gotta keep the anti-marriage sentiments at a low hum until at least after the ceremony

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    hey I hear Defender has a hot sister

    ehh

    but she'll probably tell me why the condom I picked "endangers her lifestyle"
    Then go into a rant that, to sum up the hour long breath, ends in her saying Thief did it first and was better.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    SA wrote: »
    Even Spider-Man got divorced.

    Or cosmically annulled by the devil. Same thing.

    man what

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    this time I'm just gonna think my opinions about marriage instead of saying them out loud, just for you, rank

    haha, fuck that

    marriage is for conformists, you sheep

    even divorce is getting cliche

    if i ever really really love a girl, we'll become blood brothers

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  • Mad IronMad Iron Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Yeah, I'm gonna have like a box and a half of condoms and I hope to god I'll be using them.

    Ha! I bought a 12-pack of condoms a few days before kicking my wife out.

    They lasted me like a year and a half.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    this time I'm just gonna think my opinions about marriage instead of saying them out loud, just for you, rank

    no no go on
    no see I'm a bridesmaid at rank's wedding, gotta keep the anti-marriage sentiments at a low hum until at least after the ceremony

    Make a sit com moment and fuck him 24 hours before the wedding, get pregnant, and then profess that you're in love with the bride.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    who wants to get married

    I've got some money for a ring

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    this time I'm just gonna think my opinions about marriage instead of saying them out loud, just for you, rank

    haha, fuck that

    marriage is for conformists, you sheep

    even divorce is getting cliche

    if i ever really really love a girl, we'll become blood brothers

    (HIV brothers)

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited June 2008
    this time I'm just gonna think my opinions about marriage instead of saying them out loud, just for you, rank

    no no go on
    no see I'm a bridesmaid at rank's wedding, gotta keep the anti-marriage sentiments at a low hum until at least after the ceremony

    oh ok pm

    I always look forward to an opportunity to hate you more

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Man Rank, you make it sound like a bad thing. I'm fully prepared to get married again, and am happy for the people that are.

    maybe you need to slow down a little

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Keep WaM in a locked room in the "Whoever is against this, speak out now" part.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Just out of curiosity why is it called "tying the knot"?
    tie the cherry with your tongue

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    this time I'm just gonna think my opinions about marriage instead of saying them out loud, just for you, rank

    no no go on
    no see I'm a bridesmaid at rank's wedding, gotta keep the anti-marriage sentiments at a low hum until at least after the ceremony

    Make a sit com moment and fuck him 24 hours before the wedding, get pregnant, and then profess that you're in love with the bride.
    one out of three ain't bad!

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    who wants to get married

    I've got some money for a ring

    do we have to meet

    can we get married on some internet church website

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    who wants to get married

    I've got some money for a ring

    also I only do anal

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited June 2008
    WaM: Always the bridesmaid, never the attractive bridesmaid.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Just out of curiosity why is it called "tying the knot"?

    In the old days, they used to actually bind the couple's hands together as a simple of joining. It's still done this way in some ceremonies, except they usually use a sash instead.

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    hey wam, lets get married

    hipsters love irony, right?

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Keep WaM in a locked room in the "Whoever is against this, speak out now" part.
    I think rank and his wife are gonna be juuuust fine together, in all honesty

    it's the vast majority of other people who get married in whom I have no faith

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    today I learned something about sara

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I was sitting on Eden's Ikea couch last week when I was like "I wonder what happened to Becca, and Mysst, and all of our other little contemporaries a million years ago." She shrugged. This isn't exactly what I was hoping for in an answer :o

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    WaM: Always the bridesmaid, never the attractive bridesmaid.

    We can chart how many hours of an open bar there needs to be to get any of the groomsman drunk enough to take a poke at her.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    today I learned something about sara

    and I learned something about you

    see we're already doing great

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