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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    no, its a guy that i work with

    but you are right in that i want to make out with him too

    Who don't you want to make out with bongi?

    jordyn

    I don't see my name on that list :D

    OkCupid sent me this message today. It is pretty boss.
    superterry:

    We are very pleased to report that you are in the top half of OkCupid's most attractive users. The scales recently tipped in your favor, and we thought you'd like to know.

    How can we say this with confidence? We've tracked click-thrus on your photo and analyzed other people's reactions to you in QuickMatch and Quiver.

    . . .

    Your new elite status comes with one important privilege:

    You will now see more attractive people in your match results.


    This new status won't affect your actual match percentages, which are still based purely on your answers and desired match's answers. But the people we recommend will be more attractive. Also! You'll be shown to more attractive people in their match results.

    . . .

    Suddenly, the world is your oyster. Login now and reap the rewards. And, no, we didn't just send this email to everyone on OkCupid. Go ask an ugly friend and see.

    I got that one too

    So yes, they do send it to everyone.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I didn't get one :(
    unless it's sitting somewhere in the pile of other bullshit I get in my old Hampshire e-mail which I never check


    edit: naw, it's not there either

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I would make an OkCupid because my love life has been a desert recently. Except I live on a tiny island filled with terrible people.

    Also interesting tidbit, pretty much all the stereotypical judgmental church going, gospel singing guys I've met have been terrible hypocrites and also secret gay guys.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    I would make an OkCupid because my love life has been a desert recently. Except I live on a tiny island filled with terrible people.

    Also interesting tidbit, pretty much all the stereotypical judgmental church going, gospel singing guys I've met have been terrible hypocrites and also secret gay guys.
    How do they taste though?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    I would make an OkCupid because my love life has been a desert recently. Except I live on a tiny island filled with terrible people.

    Also interesting tidbit, pretty much all the stereotypical judgmental church going, gospel singing guys I've met have been terrible hypocrites and also secret gay guys.

    fiz is packing his bags as we speak

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I...don't know? I very much disliked them.

    In fact I've never met a gay guy I liked all that much down here.

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Homophone.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Not likely.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I keep getting offers from churches that want me to sing with them. It is ridiculous that people want me to work for them now that I am enjoying not having to wake up on Sunday.

    Viscount what I'm trying to say is that I'm still waiting for a dirty picture of you.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    said it before and I'll say it again

    gay dudes are usually cunts

    Raneados on
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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Nads wrote: »
    Homophone: v.: the act of drunk dialing your queer friends with the purpose of hitting on them

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    don't need to finish my okcupid, met a lady, nothing official but we're gonna see each other again and see what happens

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    redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    good luck with things and stuff

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    she has blue hair!

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    redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    sweet

    .. i think

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Weaver, if you're dating an anime I am going to be cross with you.

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    Fuck off and die.
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    said it before and I'll say it again

    gay dudes are usually cunts

    how many gay dudes do you know

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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    she has blue hair!

    are you Scott Pilgrim?

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    my sample size on gay dudes is shockingly low

    I think I actually know more transgendered people

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I bet I know maybe thirty gay guys

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I know way more lesbians than gay dudes.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    said it before and I'll say it again

    gay dudes are usually cunts

    :!:

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Weaver, if you're dating an anime I am going to be cross with you.

    She's an independent tattoo artist and we aren't actually "dating" yet. That will be determined after the next couple of "hangouts".

    Weaver on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Tell her to give me tatoos for cost.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    wholesale tattoos

    buy in bulk and save

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    Tell her to give me tatoos for cost.

    She does her own tattoos.

    Weaver on
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    oh yeah her very first tattoo ever

    tiny sea turtle on the side of her hand



    TURTLES!

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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2010
    do you know who is cunts

    straight people and women

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    bongi wrote: »
    do you know who is cunts

    straight people and women

    :(

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    It's true.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    bongi is just confusing the word "has" for the word "is" again

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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2010
    you know what is ludicrous?

    general relativity is completely and utterly ludicrous

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    why's that bongi

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I agree with bongi about something.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2010
    because curved space-time

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    why is that ludicrous?

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    bongi wrote: »
    because curved space-time

    I don't get it. Is this a "because 7 8 9~" joke?

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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2010
    tam man

    why you gotta hate

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sheri wrote: »
    I got that one too

    So yes, they do send it to everyone.

    They...

    They really don't.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2010
    i wish that i knew physics well enough to really understand general relativity :(

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