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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Fuzubanu: Hey Chico I got a great joke for you
    ChicoBlueMigo: COOL
    Fuzubanu: why is general relativity utterly ludicrous
    Fuzubanu: because CURVED SPACE-TIME!
    Fuzubanu: AHAHAHA
    Fuzubanu: AHAHA
    Fuzubanu: HAH

    Nothing.

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    bongi wrote: »
    tam man

    why you gotta hate

    you da one hatin

    they're doin the best they can, Mr. Philosophy, all hatin' with your goddamned critique of inductive reasoning or whatever

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    also it's kind of funny that Einstein would never have challenged Newton had it not been for Hume
    or so he said, apparently

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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2010
    and do you know what i think is stupid

    well two things

    one thing that i think is stupid is the times i have seen people trying to justify moral and cultural relativism by reference to general relativity

    and secondly

    people who think that the results of modern science are somehow obvious or common-sense or not fucking weird

    because general relativity is none of those things

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    how the shit would you justify moral relativism by reference to general relativity?

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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2010
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    how the shit would you justify moral relativism by reference to general relativity?

    'well the scientists say that observation depends on the observer, so why can't i???? :(:('

    [edit]i should point it out that i've only seen this defence a couple of times and one of those times was a defence of derrida and fuck derrida so

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    shit is weird
    ludicrous got some connotation on it though

    also what's the difference between moral relativism and moral skepticism?

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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2010
    Tam wrote: »
    shit is weird
    ludicrous got some connotation on it though

    also what's the difference between moral relativism and moral skepticism?

    moral scepticism - no-one possesses moral truths
    moral relativism - moral truths are relative

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    goddamn the world is scary

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    BLUE HAIR

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    BLUE HAIR

    Person with blue hair and a person with red hair. All you need is a talking cat and you've got Team Rocket

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    my hair isn't red anymore

    age has turned it to brown/auburn

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    hey bongi, if I look up philosophers by last name on youtube, there are some videos of two old farts talking about them
    are they good introductions?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXBQRuMfs2E

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6v3ZYt08fY

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Those guys look truly like the physical manifestation of old farts.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    my hair isn't red anymore

    age has turned it to brown/auburn

    dye it ranger red

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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2010
    Tam wrote: »
    hey bongi, if I look up philosophers by last name on youtube, there are some videos of two old farts talking about them
    are they good introductions?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXBQRuMfs2E

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6v3ZYt08fY

    sure

    or you could

    read the books

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    yeah but those are hard

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Wobuffet!

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    meowth :3

    that's right!

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Tam wrote: »
    yeah but those are hard

    That's what she said

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Tam, you should watch this course.

    http://www.academicearth.org/courses/justice-whats-the-right-thing-to-do

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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2010
    no god no

    don't get into political philosophy

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    bongi wrote: »
    i wish that i knew physics well enough to really understand general relativity :(
    Basically if you masturbate at the speed of light your orgasm becomes frozen on an event horizon and you spurge forever.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Blaket wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i wish that i knew physics well enough to really understand general relativity :(
    Basically if you masturbate at the speed of light your orgasm becomes frozen on an event horizon and your spurge forever.

    That is beautiful. And maybe painful

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    SCIENCE

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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2010
    Blaket wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i wish that i knew physics well enough to really understand general relativity :(
    Basically if you masturbate at the speed of light your orgasm becomes frozen on an event horizon and you spurge forever.

    a friend of mine once convinced a group of fellow students that if you shine a torch forward when you're travelling at the speed of light, you implode

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    If you are capable of moving at the speed of light and you are still using torchlight something is wrong.

    But I kind of like the idea. Space Cavemen Battle Force 5

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    If you are capable of moving at the speed of light and you are still using torchlight something is wrong.

    But I kind of like the idea. Space Cavemen Battle Force 5

    He's talking about a moon beam.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    A guy on okcupid took a joke in my profile the wrong way and asked if I would be interested in having sex with him for his xtube account. Man what?

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    A guy on okcupid took a joke in my profile the wrong way and asked if I would be interested in having sex with him for his xtube account. Man what?
    Was the punchline to the joke, "And if you ask, I will happily have sex with you and let you put the video online"?

    Cuz if so, I can see why he might take it the wrong way.

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    bongi wrote: »
    i wish that i knew physics well enough to really understand general relativity :(

    so do physicists

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I just taught him about it Llama.

    He is now full bottle on it.

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    good show

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Houk wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    A guy on okcupid took a joke in my profile the wrong way and asked if I would be interested in having sex with him for his xtube account. Man what?
    Was the punchline to the joke, "And if you ask, I will happily have sex with you and let you put the video online"?

    Cuz if so, I can see why he might take it the wrong way.

    On the "on a typical friday night I am" section I talked about how I was "at home, watching xtube and rubbing one or twelve out. If you have an account there let me know so I can make a cameo in one of your videos. It'll be great for my resume"

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    A guy on okcupid took a joke in my profile the wrong way and asked if I would be interested in having sex with him for his xtube account. Man what?

    I was at a bachelor party this weekend where a college friend disclosed that he's made several hundred dollars off of xtube. This isn't wholly relevant to your interests unless you go for straight bears.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    That's kind of impressive. There aren't many people on xtube who I consider hot enough to actually want to spend money to watch them fuck around, especially when there are thousands of free videos there with other people doing the exact same thing.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    That's kind of impressive. There aren't many people on xtube who I consider hot enough to actually want to spend money to watch them fuck around, especially when there are thousands of free videos there with other people doing the exact same thing.

    The bear market is lucrative and almost entirely liquid

    Ohh God so many puns

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    It sounds like this guy's videos might be

    unbearable

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    cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    wait.....

    straight bears? money?


    money?

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    yeah, straight bear seems like an oxymoron

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