Divorce! Hooray!(?)

Peter Ebel

I move that Swordfights should be hung on grounds of being a teenager!

Raneados

yeah that wasn't really awkward at all

just a dumb chatlog, sure there were some dumb things but it wasn't like he should need a diary to write in or anything

you guys overreact a lot

Al_wat

it didnt seem that bad to me really.

I feel like its more awkward that we're all sitting here reading it and talking about it

thats just me, maybe

Nads

I just get really hammered at bars with Pooro and his roommate and we hit on girls that way. I've gotten dates outta it.

Raneados

he and the lady seem close enough

plus he's probably high as fuuuuuuuuck

you guys are really sensitive about your past mistakes as teenagers if you get uncomfortable around something like that

houk did you ever pee your pants in school

i bet you did

Edcrab

Rane wants you to say "yes" because it's the only way he can get off

Raneados

psh i come on the hour every hour

i don't need your help

B.C.

Guys.
The new Stone Temple Pilots album is actually pretty good.

Houk

Yeah it's not a big thing at all, just the kind of dopey teenager banter you see in cheesy high school tv shows (plus mild drug abuse)

CrackedLens

Raneados has calluses on his dick




(not Callius)

The Black Hunter

Look at me I am rane all my posts are derogatory blurt blurt blurt

Houk

Raneados wrote: »

he and the lady seem close enough

plus he's probably high as fuuuuuuuuck

you guys are really sensitive about your past mistakes as teenagers if you get uncomfortable around something like that

houk did you ever pee your pants in school

i bet you did

as a teenager? nah

oh shit i have hells of oreo cookie crumbs under my nails, need to go clean that shit out

and then complain to a girl on the internet how i need hugs and kisses

Gatsby

But that too, right Cracked?

CrackedLens

odds are good

B.C.

I'll put it all on black.

CrackedLens

racist

Nads

Last time I put it all on black, I got out of a speeding ticket.

Volucrisus Aedrius

where the fuck is this chatlog, I can't seem to find it

B.C.

Not telling.
Nah-uh

Tam

second locked thread on the second page

B.C.

Dammit Tam.
We're supposed to be capricious.

Volucrisus Aedrius

jesus I thought it was in this thread

so I was combing through the last ten pages looking for it

christ

B.C.

We could have you occupied for at least another five minutes.
But noooooooooo, Tam had to go and be helpful

Nads

Son of a bitch.

Druhim

ok, after reading that chatlog I have to say it really just comes across that skull is an immature prick rather than swords being a pathetic fag

that chatlog just doesn't seem that big of a deal

Houk

i don't think anyone said swords was a pathetic fag. just a teenager being awkward on the internet. if you don't think he sounded awkward there, welp

and yes, skull man has been an immature prick on more than one occasion

Druhim

it doesn't come across as all that awkward, but yeah skull just comes off as a petty asshole

Nads

Trying to write a jingle for these new cat treats called Catsnackers.

Houk

Druhim wrote: »

it doesn't come across as all that awkward, but yeah skull just comes off as a petty asshole

okie dokie

nads, just combine the jingle for hot pockets and rice-a-roni. bam, done

B.C.

CATSNACKERS
YOU'LL GET CAUGHT UP IN THE..
CATSNACKERS!
CATSNACKERS!
CATSNAAACKEEEEEEEERSSSSS!

Houk

JUST DON'T LOOK! JUST DON'T LOOK!


CATSNACKERS!

B.C.

What kinds of emotions are you trying to evoke with these Catsnackers?

Houk

Catsnackers - twice the cat flavor, half the cat cartilage of leading competitors!

Druhim

Catsnackers - twice the crazy with only half the hairballs of other leading brands!

Hunter

Nads wrote: »

Trying to write a jingle for these new cat treats called Catsnackers.

You lick your asshole and that's OK
So try some Catsnackers you fucking cat, yay.

Mysst

who writes jingles anymore? it's all about catchphrases nowadays

Viscount Islands

In terms of the Swordfights thing, I thinks it's definitely that my days of awkwardly hitting on girls is not too far back so it probably something I can empathize with some.

But "I love you." then instantly sign off.

Tube

I'd be more worried about the psyche of the boyfriend who considered a staggeringly dull MSN conversation to constitute someone "hitting on" his girlfriend and also considered warning people not to have staggeringly dull conversations with his girlfriend to be reasonable behaviour.

The Black Hunter

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

I'd be more worried about the psyche of the boyfriend who considered a staggeringly dull MSN conversation to constitute someone "hitting on" his girlfriend and also considered warning people not to have staggeringly dull conversations with his girlfriend to be reasonable behaviour.

Well, apparently he's told swordfights to stop 5 times now


also he's probably drunk

Druhim

The Black Hunter wrote: »

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

I'd be more worried about the psyche of the boyfriend who considered a staggeringly dull MSN conversation to constitute someone "hitting on" his girlfriend and also considered warning people not to have staggeringly dull conversations with his girlfriend to be reasonable behaviour.

Well, apparently he's told swordfights to stop 5 times now


also he's probably drunk

why would anyone take skull at his word though?