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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Yukira wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »

    maybe you can have a special driving pillow to sit on for those few crucial inches to see over the steering wheel. My Sis needs one because she's a little shorty and drives a massive SUV

    I know my driver has one, but I can luckily see everything fine. I've not crashed yet :D

    Yet being the operative word here.

    You never know!

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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    The good thing about living in a college town is the diverse mix of people.
    Also the lack of red necks. They are replaced with bros tho so eh.

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User
    Edcrab wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    I would, because my town doesn't have any black people

    fuck you I was gonna do this

    Round here people do double-takes whenever they see a black person

    Yes, they're real, your eyes don't decieve you

    Damn it, Carlisle

    Carlisle PA?

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  • ButlerButler Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Butler wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    what? I'm not threatened by bryar

    I shared the conversation because I thought it was hilarious. particularly someone describing themselves as a cute sensitive funny football-playing popular boy

    guess you kind of have to know the people involved

    also I didn't know chatlogs were considered megathreads

    whatever!

    I would describe myself as a looney crazy dopey headed sexy head guy.
    Spoiler:
    Hey Butler lets try some freaky time-travelling Anglo sex.

    It just so happens my race is Anglo-Sexin'.

    Rolo wrote: »
    it's time to Go Galt

    sexually
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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    man, I remember the first time I saw a black person

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    My driving instructor told me today that he ran over a Canadian man because the man forgot that you drive on the left here and just stepped into the road.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User
    I used that excuse all the time too

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User
    Liiya wrote: »
    My driving instructor told me today that he ran over a Canadian man because the man forgot that you drive on the left here and just stepped into the road.

    I was paranoid about crossing the street when I was in the UK. I looked both ways 3 times to make sure I wasn't going to get hit by not paying attention.

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  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    My driving instructor told me today that he ran over a Canadian man because the man forgot that you drive on the left here and just stepped into the road.

    oh sure, blame the victim

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Edcrab wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    look all I'm saying is that 6 years ain't that big a deal

    right?

    I guess not, but there's a difference between 18 and 24 and 40 and 46

    ...damn that's probably the stupidest sentence I've ever typed


    Unless you mean in jail, in which case get away from me I'm not going inside again

    welp

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    this thread is ending just like my marriage did

    in disaster

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    look all I'm saying is that 6 years ain't that big a deal

    right?

    I guess not, but there's a difference between 18 and 24 and 40 and 46

    ...damn that's probably the stupidest sentence I've ever typed


    Unless you mean in jail, in which case get away from me I'm not going inside again

    welp

    word

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    Belruel wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    The divorce rate for bipolar folks is currently hovering at around 90%

    Isn't that neat?

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    what, as in two bipolar people married together?

    Because thats sounds like a stupid idea.

    EDIT: Nope, i was just being a retard.

    Yeah, I meant if just one person in the relationship is.

    I don't know the stats on if both are. In those cases, I imagine it ends in jail time as many times as it does divorce.

    my mom is bipolar and refuses to acknowledge it, the only reason my parents stay together is because my dad is doing his damn hardest to hold all the pieces together as she screams and abuses him and says she's gonna leave.

    because you see, she would kill herself if this all went to hell, and my dad is doing his hardest to love her and take care of his family

    being bipolar sucks ass
    or was it damn awesome
    I forget

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    VisionOfClarity wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    My driving instructor told me today that he ran over a Canadian man because the man forgot that you drive on the left here and just stepped into the road.

    I was paranoid about crossing the street when I was in the UK. I looked both ways 3 times to make sure I wasn't going to get hit by not paying attention.

    Good! Because there were some kids on the road today and they wouldn't move or look as the leaped into the road.

    The way he described it was quite funny. Canadian man was fine.

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  • ButlerButler Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    this thread is ending just like my marriage did

    in disaster

    I wish this had been the last post.

    Rolo wrote: »
    it's time to Go Galt

    sexually
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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    The divorce rate for bipolar folks is currently hovering at around 90%

    Isn't that neat?

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    what, as in two bipolar people married together?

    Because thats sounds like a stupid idea.

    EDIT: Nope, i was just being a retard.

    Yeah, I meant if just one person in the relationship is.

    I don't know the stats on if both are. In those cases, I imagine it ends in jail time as many times as it does divorce.

    my mom is bipolar and refuses to acknowledge it, the only reason my parents stay together is because my dad is doing his damn hardest to hold all the pieces together as she screams and abuses him and says she's gonna leave.

    because you see, she would kill herself if this all went to hell, and my dad is doing his hardest to love her and take care of his family

    being bipolar sucks ass
    or was it damn awesome
    I forget

    My sister is bipolar. That thing is a family destroyer.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Butler wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    this thread is ending just like my marriage did

    in disaster

    I wish this had been the last post.

    I was hoping!

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    until the last moment?

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User
    All hopes are dashed.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    I will never marry

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    I don't think that's surprising to anyone

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    FAQ is just layin down the law today

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  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I haven't had sex in months, I'll get near your sisters if I can.
    Ouch yes this is a good reason

    Pretty much everything you have said sounds like my last relationship break-up, only instead of being married we were just living together. Different life goals/directions is a big, big, big, big thing to have to consider in any long-term relationship. Good luck!
    What's funny is that she's got an employee that's always talking about wanting to get with me, and I am seriously considering "hittin' that shit" because goddamn, not getting sex after you're used to getting sex is bad for the brain.

    So, again, did you ever ask her out? And was she hot?

    "If anyone tried to steal your WAX LIPS, you would eat their eyeballs and deliver an angry lecture into their empty sockets." Hearts Boxcars, The Midnight Crew
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  • GRMikeGRMike Registered User
    Somebody is late to the party.

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    that sure is a two year old post you're responding to

    edit: aw now I am the late one

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  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    I was curious, is all.

    "If anyone tried to steal your WAX LIPS, you would eat their eyeballs and deliver an angry lecture into their empty sockets." Hearts Boxcars, The Midnight Crew
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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    FAQ wrote: »
    I don't think that's surprising to anyone

    Sorry that you're still bitter, son

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    Guys, I would like to divorce this thread

    Visit http://www.cruzflores.com for all your Cruz Flores needs. Also listen to the podcast I do with Penguin Incarnate http://wgsgshow.podomatic.com
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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    BusterK wrote: »
    Guys, I would like to divorce this thread

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  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    BusterK wrote: »
    Guys, I would like to divorce this thread

    just as long as you make it clear that it's skullman's fault that you're splitting up and that yes, you don't love him any more
    in fact you never did

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    BusterK wrote: »
    Guys, I would like to divorce this thread

    Granted.

    If you'd like an anime thread, please PM me to discuss it. Include pics/video of your favorites.
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