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Time to pay the price

Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
edited July 2008 in Singularity Engine++
when I was in tenth grade at prom this one dude paid the DJ thirty bucks to put on a ska song and he started skanking around

but no one joined in and everyone started booing because the song sucked and he started doing it faster and faster, like out of a sense of duty now, defending his music and his dance

he ends up getting a little too into it and falls

the crowd cheers, but he's screaming, turns out he broke his ankle

he's writhing around, tie undone, shirt hanging out, occasional flashes of his lily-white belly as he contorts in pain, and the general mood of the crowd is "the asshole deserved it"

he had to go to the hospital right away, couldn't go to any of the afterparties and his date ended up fucking someone else

moral of the story: skanking is always terrible


how about you guys

have you ever seen something terrible happen to someone who point-blank had it coming

also we can talk about Home Movies

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    can't see jason without thinking shoe
    it is shoe

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  • LegacyLegacy SCP Of The Digital Frontier The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Legacy on
    Can we get the chemicals in. 'Cause anything's better than this.
  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    edited July 2008
    hey what's that site that has pictures of parents and their babies faces swapped

    Zephyr on
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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    My friend broke this retarded kid's collar bone. He totally deserved it. Dude wouldn't stop asking to play football with us.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    hahaha

    thank you for this, Skullman. I'm glad we were able to somehow continue the topic of skanking.

    KrunkMcGrunk on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    what is fucking skanking

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    hahaha

    thank you for this, Skullman. I'm glad we were able to somehow continue the topic of skanking.

    well I mean I had this great story and then the thread got locked

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    the worst thing

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    "You're already straight."
    "I'm already scared."

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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited July 2008
    Legacy wrote: »

    YES

    FUCK YOU DIAMONDBACK/REDMACHINE D

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Skull Man wrote: »
    hahaha

    thank you for this, Skullman. I'm glad we were able to somehow continue the topic of skanking.

    well I mean I had this great story and then the thread got locked

    I know, I was upset.

    The story is indeed good.

    Orik - Skanking is when you like a song so much that you start running in place.

    Yeah, dude. We know.

    KrunkMcGrunk on
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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
  • thanimationsthanimations Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Skanking is like the pussy version of a mosh pit, which isn't even something that cool. You run around in a circle, kicking out your arms and legs to the music. Not a damn thing cool about that.

    thanimations on
  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    isn't that fat fuck the guy who collected missing children posters or some shit

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Orik - Skanking is when you like a song so much that you start running in place.

    Yeah, dude. We know.

    let me guess

    wiggin likes it

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Dammit I was trying to get to RMD first.

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  • WeaverWeaver Burn their ignorance to the groundRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Guys my dog is about to go crazy & flip the fuck out.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Orik - Skanking is when you like a song so much that you start running in place.

    Yeah, dude. We know.

    let me guess

    wiggin likes it

    OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU KNOW?

    By the way:

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=6107889#post6107889

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    edited July 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    Guys my dog is about to go crazy & flip the fuck out.

    hes dying

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    skanking is dumb

    moshing can be fun though

    all pushing dudes into other dudes

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  • FromAlpha2OmegaFromAlpha2Omega Registered User
    edited July 2008
    i've seen so much pain in poker

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  • WeaverWeaver Burn their ignorance to the groundRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Weaver on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    Guys my dog is about to go crazy & flip the fuck out.

    isn't that what ninjas are for?

    wait, what year is it

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Orik who made the George Carlin alt

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    20080630.jpg

    SERIOUSLY

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  • WeaverWeaver Burn their ignorance to the groundRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    Guys my dog is about to go crazy & flip the fuck out.

    isn't that what ninjas are for?

    wait, what year is it

    She's banned from being in anyones lap tonight because she got in trouble. So she's at my feet shivering & shaking & apparently offering me her huge rawhide bone as a sacrifice to regain favor.

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  • BelruelBelruel Life and death and love and birth and peace and war on the planet earthRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    guys, mormons love to skank at their youth function dances.

    huge circles of em

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  • edited July 2008
    fuck youuuu

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    FOOT SWEATERS
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    probably the worst drawing of a handgun i have ever seen

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  • edited July 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    guys, mormons love to skank at their youth function dances.

    huge circles of em

    there has to be video evidence of this

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    guys, mormons love to skank at their youth function dances.

    huge circles of em

    Please tell me this is true, and you aren't fucking with us.

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  • thanimationsthanimations Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    guys, mormons love to skank at their youth function dances.

    huge circles of em

    Before or after the mass ritual consumption of Jell-O?

    thanimations on
  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I think he spent about eight minutes making that comic

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    God fucking dammit

    did you see his news post with it?
    So *cough*, yeah, this is probably one of the toughest comics I've ever drawn. I know I make it look easy, but those three panels were hand-rendered one at a time in photoshop with a 1-pixel-wide paintbrush over the course of sixteen hours. It is only through this grueling process that I could truly capture the essence of darkness that, when you look at it, it calls to your very soul. Yeah.

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  • FromAlpha2OmegaFromAlpha2Omega Registered User
    edited July 2008
    Skull Man wrote: »
    I think he spent about eight minutes making that comic

    that's an actual comic
    yikes

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Wait, did Buckley just admit that he half-assed a comic?

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    yeah I hadn't looked at CAD in like a year so I figured hey why not and then I saw, I saw why not

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    why veretas why

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  • BelruelBelruel Life and death and love and birth and peace and war on the planet earthRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i am totally serious. big ole circles at all the dances i went to.

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