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Jinx, circle of death have been mentioned.
After you fart you have to say "pressure" or "safety" otherwise anyone who hears it can call "doorknob" and you get punched until you touch a doorknob or name five chocolate bars if you can't make it.
your other friend on the opposing side of the friend you are sitting next to calls "right nut"
then you punch the person in the middle as fast as you can till they scream "BALLSACK"
The ideas of farting games are gross so everyone just took it to the next level.
When ever someone farted they had to say a color. Then everyone around had to say different colors. If you were the last or repeated an already said color you had to make an orgasm noise
Also:
I was having the shittiest day. Nay, the shittiest week.
You sir, salvaged this week.
Thank you.
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we would do that and keep going until someone messed up
also personal jinxes, which neville says don't exist
he also talked right away and hasn't bought me my coke
it is just hiding-the-marmalade
it is a small package of marmalade that came from like, a denny's or something
we used to hide it around the house - it will soon start up again
for the longest time we'd put it in things like shoes, or cereal boxes, or on doorhandles, things like that
then one day, david won
he taped it to the inside of my bath towel and as i dried off in the morning i got a face full of packaged-marmalade
it hurt
Yeah I've done this with a lot of things before. Plastic octopus was the most recent. My favorite place for it had been in the tea kettle. It was found pretty quickly but it looked so classy.
Jordyn and I made up a game called 'Tanker Roulette.'
You play it when you're driving down the highway. When you see a tanker truck driving along, you pull up real close behind it, and whoever's riding shotgun climbs out on the hood of the car, and taps the tanker like a keg. Then they drink whatever's in the tanker.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
It was fun, and pretty immature. All you had to do to start it was say, as softly as you could but loud enough for a friend to hear it, penis. And then they had to say it just a little bit louder, and so on and so on until you get to the point where one of you either has to yell it, or lose the game.
Also, me and my friend have this game called awkward moment. If we're standing somewhere in public, like say an elevator filled with other people, we start it without even looking at eachother. To start, all you do is cough. Then the other person says, 'Did you say something?' and you respond, 'No, I just coughed'. Then you try to start sentances at the same time, and again at the same time, politely excuse yourself and try to get the other person to finish what they were saying, which in usually something like 'I was just gonna say that the weather is nice...' and trail off awkwardly. Then rinse and repeate.
It's a fun game, and if you do it right, you can make it look like you're having a really awkward conversation in public.
I only have one friend who I play that game with, because me and him can just naturally play off each other. We also play fake rage, which is the same public game, but with getting increasingly mad at each other over nothing, and having a long drawn out arguement for everyone to hear.
One time it was about a hypothetical question, 'If robots became humonoid like in I Robot, would they have to sit in the back of the bus?'
That was awkward and rage filled.
I've never lost the penis game
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so much fun
I've lost to that friend.
A Lot.
and he is just barely less self-conscious than me, so when we play he wins
You must be some kind of faggot.
this
though everyone plays different everywhere i go
California we just traded shots until someone bled, couldn't punch anymore, or whose hand had gotten so swollen he couldn't punch without hurting himself
utah they play it like slaps where they hit the top of the knuckles and you had to move before they could, if they missed you get to go (which i thought was the lame way to play, though i did beat someone by just letting him hit me till his fingers got too sore once)
and then there was suicide which i played in California which was like world war wallball that was the best game
a few years ago we actually started one that came up after i went to nickelcade for my birthday
we kept finding nickels we had misplaced previously and had been unable to use
since nickels pretty much suck we just slid them in to other peoples pockets when they weren't paying attention
then we got to playing street fighter and my friend was so concentrated on winning that he had something like 3 dollars in loose change by the time he stood up
that is the best game
In the words of the ancients, one should make his decision within the space of seven breaths. It is a matter of being determined and having the spirit to break through to the other side
you go up to somebody, and with thier complete attention, say a complete sentense to them. it could be a complete off the wall sentense, or complete nonsense. No jibberish. If that person says "what?" its a point, if they say "huh?" its a half point.
we had everybody playing it by the end of senior year. janitors, teachers, the principal.
I've come up with a new variant.
"Cruiser Bruiser".
It's whenever you see a PT Cruiser.
you mean... Punch Buggy, right?
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Yeah, that's what the queers call it.
We had about 20 people playing and at one point we had 18 of the people hiding under the same bed. There was 2 people left that were taking forever.
It was dead silent as we waited. Then all of a sudden from the back of the bed we heard a very faint whisper
"penis..."
I love it, and they deserve it.
Cruisin for a Bruisin has been around for a bit I'm pretty sure
Says the Optimus Prime that let himself be impregnated by Megatron.
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He ain't my baby daddy.
I'm sorry, I meant Perceptor. the pretentious fag.
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pfft
Amateurs
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