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  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    At my wedding Rachel's sister will be there.

    Her older sister, you perverts.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    guys I am going to share a personal detail with you

    during our collective year and a half or so together, jadrian and I have managed to have sexual relations on a plane, a train, and an automobile

    one of our goals is to continue the trend -- next up is a boat, then probably a bicycle somehow, we haven't quite worked that out

    we were trying to stay in this b&b in anacortes that is actually made out of a boat so we could call that one done the easy way, but they were all booked up

    suffice it to say whenever anyone on this forum uses the line "they fucked on the boat" I get a little misty-eyed

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    Blake T wrote: »
    The most difficult part of dating Kate is deciding which of your friends she is going to kill.
  • KovakKovak Registered User
    Sheri wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    if rane had come to ATL

    i woulda cuddled with a dude

    Instead of cuddling with the toilet

    Love yoooou

    she's cold

    like ice

    cool to the touch and she isn't very nice

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I haven't been laid since Monday

    by choice

    fuck off it was hot and I was sleepy




    god it's like I'm already married HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OOHHHHH MARRIAGE JOKES!

    God you know what's terrible

    my coworkers at work telling me how much it sucks to be married and how they wish they could live on their own

    I'm like sheesh guys

    thanks

    Yeah! Why are you getting married anyway? What are you trying to ruin your entire life?!

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Raneados wrote: »
    to be fair I did actually forget ATL was happening

    even though I told you about it at least 5 times, including the week it happened.

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Ymir owns. He fucking owns!Registered User regular
    raneados is the best tranny

    edit tWaM ahahahahaha

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    who's jadrian?

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    guys I am going to share a personal detail with you

    during our collective year and a half or so together, jadrian and I have managed to have sexual relations on a plane, a train, and an automobile

    one of our goals is to continue the trend -- next up is a boat, then probably a bicycle somehow, we haven't quite worked that out

    we were trying to stay in this b&b in anacortes that is actually made out of a boat so we could call that one done the easy way, but they were all booked up

    suffice it to say whenever anyone on this forum uses the line "they fucked on the boat" I get a little misty-eyed
    in a box

    with a fox

  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    As7 wrote: »
    Rank will there be any cute and single brides maids at your wedding?
    I don't think so, no. Lindsay recruited a bunch of uggos to make her feel bettoh hi kate
    I FUCKING KNEW IT

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    Blake T wrote: »
    The most difficult part of dating Kate is deciding which of your friends she is going to kill.
  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    A bicycle? I can't imagine how that'd work.

    Unless you mean a human bicycle and then... I still can't imagine how that'd work.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    neville wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    to be fair I did actually forget ATL was happening

    even though I told you about it at least 5 times, including the week it happened.

    you're forgetting that I don't remember shit about fuck

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    Man, I still need to buy a tie.

    Maybe I'll pick one up before Whippy's birthday, tonight.

    XBOX Live: Arsenic7
    Secret Satan
  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    guys I am going to share a personal detail with you

    during our collective year and a half or so together, jadrian and I have managed to have sexual relations on a plane, a train, and an automobile

    one of our goals is to continue the trend -- next up is a boat, then probably a bicycle somehow, we haven't quite worked that out

    we were trying to stay in this b&b in anacortes that is actually made out of a boat so we could call that one done the easy way, but they were all booked up

    suffice it to say whenever anyone on this forum uses the line "they fucked on the boat" I get a little misty-eyed
    you do realize we're going to be at a fucking marina, right?

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Munkus is the most lovely of fellows
    I want to fondle his poker
    I want to be his stoker
    I want to work his bellows

  • TonkkaTonkka Impossible! They were doomed!Registered User regular
    naporeon wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    ARGH MY MOTHER IS A FUCKING RETARD ARGH
    gimmie her number

    I'll sort her out
    POOPIN' HELMET
    safety first
    Nawww, dude. Nawwwww.

    Safety is always number two.

    I've always done it as safety third.

    1. Speed
    2. Style
    3. Safety

    And people are going up Saturday night huh? Well fuck, I have to work until midnight so crap in a hat.

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    Gamertag: T0NKKA - Steam: evilumpire Twitter Art blog/Portfolio!HEY SATAN!
  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I haven't been laid since Monday

    by choice

    fuck off it was hot and I was sleepy




    god it's like I'm already married HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OOHHHHH MARRIAGE JOKES!

    God you know what's terrible

    my coworkers at work telling me how much it sucks to be married and how they wish they could live on their own

    I'm like sheesh guys

    thanks

    Yeah! Why are you getting married anyway? What are you trying to ruin your entire life?!

    shutupshutupshutup

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    Raneados wrote: »
    who's jadrian?
    he is my wife

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    Blake T wrote: »
    The most difficult part of dating Kate is deciding which of your friends she is going to kill.
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Man I wanna wear my complete suit
    but my shirt is red like whoa
    like super red

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  • SheriSheri Registered User regular
    guys I am going to share a personal detail with you

    during our collective year and a half or so together, jadrian and I have managed to have sexual relations on a plane, a train, and an automobile

    one of our goals is to continue the trend -- next up is a boat, then probably a bicycle somehow, we haven't quite worked that out

    we were trying to stay in this b&b in anacortes that is actually made out of a boat so we could call that one done the easy way, but they were all booked up

    suffice it to say whenever anyone on this forum uses the line "they fucked on the boat" I get a little misty-eyed

    Kate

    KATE I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU

  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS
    Raneados wrote: »
    who's jadrian?
    he is my wife

    do you dress him up in dresses

  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Tonkka wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    ARGH MY MOTHER IS A FUCKING RETARD ARGH
    gimmie her number

    I'll sort her out
    POOPIN' HELMET
    safety first
    Nawww, dude. Nawwwww.

    Safety is always number two.

    I've always done it as safety third.

    1. Speed
    2. Style
    3. Safety

    And people are going up Saturday night huh? Well fuck, I have to work until midnight so crap in a hat.
    they're in the wedding, so they're coming up for the rehearsal

  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    you do realize we're going to be at a fucking marina, right?
    She's a little slow...

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    guys I am going to share a personal detail with you

    during our collective year and a half or so together, jadrian and I have managed to have sexual relations on a plane, a train, and an automobile

    one of our goals is to continue the trend -- next up is a boat, then probably a bicycle somehow, we haven't quite worked that out

    we were trying to stay in this b&b in anacortes that is actually made out of a boat so we could call that one done the easy way, but they were all booked up

    suffice it to say whenever anyone on this forum uses the line "they fucked on the boat" I get a little misty-eyed
    you do realize we're going to be at a fucking marina, right?
    I SURE DO

    awesome-sig.png
    Blake T wrote: »
    The most difficult part of dating Kate is deciding which of your friends she is going to kill.
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    guys I am going to share a personal detail with you

    during our collective year and a half or so together, jadrian and I have managed to have sexual relations on a plane, a train, and an automobile

    one of our goals is to continue the trend -- next up is a boat, then probably a bicycle somehow, we haven't quite worked that out

    we were trying to stay in this b&b in anacortes that is actually made out of a boat so we could call that one done the easy way, but they were all booked up

    suffice it to say whenever anyone on this forum uses the line "they fucked on the boat" I get a little misty-eyed

    A bicycle? I know this is the nice things thread but that's just insanity.

    XBOX Live: Arsenic7
    Secret Satan
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    someone set up a computer so AIM chat on so I can be there

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Raneados wrote: »
    someone set up a computer so AIM chat on so I can be there

    why?
    you're never on aim.

    8-)

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    guys I am going to share a personal detail with you

    during our collective year and a half or so together, jadrian and I have managed to have sexual relations on a plane, a train, and an automobile

    one of our goals is to continue the trend -- next up is a boat, then probably a bicycle somehow, we haven't quite worked that out

    we were trying to stay in this b&b in anacortes that is actually made out of a boat so we could call that one done the easy way, but they were all booked up

    suffice it to say whenever anyone on this forum uses the line "they fucked on the boat" I get a little misty-eyed
    you do realize we're going to be at a fucking marina, right?
    I SURE DO
    seriously

    there's goddamn hundreds of yachts moored right next to where we're going to be at

    shit, I could probably find a way to sneak you guys down onto the one that lindsay's dad sails on

    you could hump somewhere weaver peed and puked

  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User
    Wam fuck on a rowboat in the middle of a lake

    going on a cruise would be cheating.

    SoaL wrote: »
    orikae you have an infectious excitement for this stuff

    i really believe in the expressive and transformative power of language. the proper sequence of words, placed just so, can change your entire worldview. it can change your life.
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    neville wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    someone set up a computer so AIM chat on so I can be there

    why?
    you're never on aim.

    8-)

    that's because I do not spend all my time on the computer

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    Roller skates are twenty times more realistic than a bicycle.

    In fact that's kinda hot...

    XBOX Live: Arsenic7
    Secret Satan
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Raneados wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    someone set up a computer so AIM chat on so I can be there

    why?
    you're never on aim.

    8-)

    that's because I do not spend all my time on the computer

    The tribe has spoken; please leave the island.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    guys I am going to share a personal detail with you

    during our collective year and a half or so together, jadrian and I have managed to have sexual relations on a plane, a train, and an automobile

    one of our goals is to continue the trend -- next up is a boat, then probably a bicycle somehow, we haven't quite worked that out

    we were trying to stay in this b&b in anacortes that is actually made out of a boat so we could call that one done the easy way, but they were all booked up

    suffice it to say whenever anyone on this forum uses the line "they fucked on the boat" I get a little misty-eyed

    Kate

    KATE I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU
    sheri, sheri tell me what is it

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    Blake T wrote: »
    The most difficult part of dating Kate is deciding which of your friends she is going to kill.
  • TonkkaTonkka Impossible! They were doomed!Registered User regular
    Tonkka wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    ARGH MY MOTHER IS A FUCKING RETARD ARGH
    gimmie her number

    I'll sort her out
    POOPIN' HELMET
    safety first
    Nawww, dude. Nawwwww.

    Safety is always number two.

    I've always done it as safety third.

    1. Speed
    2. Style
    3. Safety

    And people are going up Saturday night huh? Well fuck, I have to work until midnight so crap in a hat.
    they're in the wedding, so they're coming up for the rehearsal

    Oh. Well I'm still going to crap in a hat.

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    Gamertag: T0NKKA - Steam: evilumpire Twitter Art blog/Portfolio!HEY SATAN!
  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    guys I am going to share a personal detail with you

    during our collective year and a half or so together, jadrian and I have managed to have sexual relations on a plane, a train, and an automobile

    one of our goals is to continue the trend -- next up is a boat, then probably a bicycle somehow, we haven't quite worked that out

    we were trying to stay in this b&b in anacortes that is actually made out of a boat so we could call that one done the easy way, but they were all booked up

    suffice it to say whenever anyone on this forum uses the line "they fucked on the boat" I get a little misty-eyed
    you do realize we're going to be at a fucking marina, right?
    I SURE DO
    seriously

    there's goddamn hundreds of yachts moored right next to where we're going to be at

    shit, I could probably find a way to sneak you guys down onto the one that lindsay's dad sails on

    you could hump somewhere weaver peed and puked
    that is not something I ever want to do

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    Blake T wrote: »
    The most difficult part of dating Kate is deciding which of your friends she is going to kill.
  • KovakKovak Registered User
    threads like this make me wish i could hang out with all of you more

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  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    OH HAY I AM BACK

    God that pasta was so good.

    Rainydoes you are awesome too

    very awesome.

  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Oh. Well I'm still going to crap in a hat.
    this is gunna be the classiest wedding ever

  • naporeonnaporeon Registered User regular
    Kovak wrote: »
    threads like this make me wish i could hang all of you more

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Munkus is the most lovely of fellows
    I want to fondle his poker
    I want to be his stoker
    I want to work his bellows

    Chicoblue, you're the nicest of guys
    Your soft blue complexion
    Gives me an erection
    Ready to explore your thighs.

    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
    GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User
    Rane is also in my top 10 favorite posters.

    I jokered all over his dracula skull in iscribble once

    SoaL wrote: »
    orikae you have an infectious excitement for this stuff

    i really believe in the expressive and transformative power of language. the proper sequence of words, placed just so, can change your entire worldview. it can change your life.
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