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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i slept with crackedlen's wife

    she is quite the wildlife

    then for this pregnancy your gonna pay the tax

    which will free up money for me to go to pax

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i slept with crackedlen's wife

    she is quite the wildlife

    then for this pregnancy your gonna pay the tax

    which will free up money for me to go to pax
    if i got her pregnant i'd just use the hook

    but i didn't, because i stuck it up her rook

  • SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    This rhyming thing is great as can be,

    so guys, do you all still hate me?

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i slept with crackedlen's wife

    she is quite the wildlife

    then for this pregnancy your gonna pay the tax

    which will free up money for me to go to pax
    if i got her pregnant i'd just use the hook

    but i didn't, because i stuck it up her rook

    i doubt that very much

    trust me, i've asked a for it a bunch

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i slept with crackedlen's wife

    she is quite the wildlife

    then for this pregnancy your gonna pay the tax

    which will free up money for me to go to pax
    if i got her pregnant i'd just use the hook

    but i didn't, because i stuck it up her rook

    i doubt that very much

    trust me, i've asked a for it a bunch
    dude she'll do it in a crunch

    maybe i just had the right hunch

  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    no rhyming

    from me

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i slept with crackedlen's wife

    she is quite the wildlife

    then for this pregnancy your gonna pay the tax

    which will free up money for me to go to pax
    if i got her pregnant i'd just use the hook

    but i didn't, because i stuck it up her rook

    i doubt that very much

    trust me, i've asked a for it a bunch
    dude she'll do it in a crunch

    maybe i just had the right hunch

    by hunch you must mean back

    for mackin' skills, ive heard you lack

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    FAQ wrote: »
    no rhyming

    from me
    you are a fag

    on the rag

    with a tag

    but no jag

    but with sag

    what a drag

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    FAQ wrote: »
    no rhyming

    from me

    this doesnt rhyme in the least

    see me after class, you irish beast

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    I got plenty of Jag :(

  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    FAQ wrote: »
    no rhyming

    from me

    this doesnt rhyme in the least

    see me after class, you irish beast

    pretending to be a teacher asking me to stay behind while calling me an irish beast

    that is pretty damn hot

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i slept with crackedlen's wife

    she is quite the wildlife

    then for this pregnancy your gonna pay the tax

    which will free up money for me to go to pax
    if i got her pregnant i'd just use the hook

    but i didn't, because i stuck it up her rook

    i doubt that very much

    trust me, i've asked a for it a bunch
    dude she'll do it in a crunch

    maybe i just had the right hunch

    by hunch you must mean back

    for mackin' skills, ive heard you lack
    that's because i was only in for a quick fuck

    i ain't gonna be real nice to a truck

  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i slept with crackedlen's wife

    she is quite the wildlife

    then for this pregnancy your gonna pay the tax

    which will free up money for me to go to pax
    if i got her pregnant i'd just use the hook

    but i didn't, because i stuck it up her rook

    i doubt that very much

    trust me, i've asked a for it a bunch
    dude she'll do it in a crunch

    maybe i just had the right hunch

    by hunch you must mean back

    for mackin' skills, ive heard you lack
    that's because i was only in for a quick fuck

    i ain't gonna be real nice to a truck

    oh snap cracked he got you, he called yo' girl fat

    are you going to let him sling rhymes at you like dat?

    SoaL wrote: »
    orikae you have an infectious excitement for this stuff

    i really believe in the expressive and transformative power of language. the proper sequence of words, placed just so, can change your entire worldview. it can change your life.
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i slept with crackedlen's wife

    she is quite the wildlife

    then for this pregnancy your gonna pay the tax

    which will free up money for me to go to pax
    if i got her pregnant i'd just use the hook

    but i didn't, because i stuck it up her rook

    i doubt that very much

    trust me, i've asked a for it a bunch
    dude she'll do it in a crunch

    maybe i just had the right hunch

    by hunch you must mean back

    for mackin' skills, ive heard you lack
    that's because i was only in for a quick fuck

    i ain't gonna be real nice to a truck

    hey now, lets be nice to the wife

    shes pretty cool and puts up with me in her life

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i slept with crackedlen's wife

    she is quite the wildlife

    then for this pregnancy your gonna pay the tax

    which will free up money for me to go to pax
    if i got her pregnant i'd just use the hook

    but i didn't, because i stuck it up her rook

    i doubt that very much

    trust me, i've asked a for it a bunch
    dude she'll do it in a crunch

    maybe i just had the right hunch

    by hunch you must mean back

    for mackin' skills, ive heard you lack
    that's because i was only in for a quick fuck

    i ain't gonna be real nice to a truck

    oh snap cracked he got you, he called yo' girl fat

    are you going to let him sling rhymes at you like dat?
    i got mad time left on my clock

    yeah that's right cracked i said your girl resembles a 357 chevy block

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i slept with crackedlen's wife

    she is quite the wildlife

    then for this pregnancy your gonna pay the tax

    which will free up money for me to go to pax
    if i got her pregnant i'd just use the hook

    but i didn't, because i stuck it up her rook

    i doubt that very much

    trust me, i've asked a for it a bunch
    dude she'll do it in a crunch

    maybe i just had the right hunch

    by hunch you must mean back

    for mackin' skills, ive heard you lack
    that's because i was only in for a quick fuck

    i ain't gonna be real nice to a truck

    oh snap cracked he got you, he called yo' girl fat

    are you going to let him sling rhymes at you like dat?
    i got mad time left on my clock

    yeah that's right cracked i said your girl resembles a 357 chevy block

    whoa now fella, dont mix up my hot wife with your skank momma

    she's got a big ol ass and smells like a llama

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i slept with crackedlen's wife

    she is quite the wildlife

    then for this pregnancy your gonna pay the tax

    which will free up money for me to go to pax
    if i got her pregnant i'd just use the hook

    but i didn't, because i stuck it up her rook

    i doubt that very much

    trust me, i've asked a for it a bunch
    dude she'll do it in a crunch

    maybe i just had the right hunch

    by hunch you must mean back

    for mackin' skills, ive heard you lack
    that's because i was only in for a quick fuck

    i ain't gonna be real nice to a truck

    oh snap cracked he got you, he called yo' girl fat

    are you going to let him sling rhymes at you like dat?
    i got mad time left on my clock

    yeah that's right cracked i said your girl resembles a 357 chevy block

    whoa now fella, dont mix up my hot wife with your skank momma

    she's got a big ol ass and smells like a llama
    son your woman is like a panzer tank

    the germans have been up and down her rear flank

  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    I cant believe you dudes are still at this crap

    its lunch time now, bale's gonna take a nap

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i slept with crackedlen's wife

    she is quite the wildlife

    then for this pregnancy your gonna pay the tax

    which will free up money for me to go to pax
    if i got her pregnant i'd just use the hook

    but i didn't, because i stuck it up her rook

    i doubt that very much

    trust me, i've asked a for it a bunch
    dude she'll do it in a crunch

    maybe i just had the right hunch

    by hunch you must mean back

    for mackin' skills, ive heard you lack
    that's because i was only in for a quick fuck

    i ain't gonna be real nice to a truck

    oh snap cracked he got you, he called yo' girl fat

    are you going to let him sling rhymes at you like dat?
    i got mad time left on my clock

    yeah that's right cracked i said your girl resembles a 357 chevy block

    whoa now fella, dont mix up my hot wife with your skank momma

    she's got a big ol ass and smells like a llama
    son your woman is like a panzer tank

    the germans have been up and down her rear flank

    at least i got me a woman, ya dirty ol russian

    better than that crusty pillow in the corner that you been pushin'

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i slept with crackedlen's wife

    she is quite the wildlife

    then for this pregnancy your gonna pay the tax

    which will free up money for me to go to pax
    if i got her pregnant i'd just use the hook

    but i didn't, because i stuck it up her rook

    i doubt that very much

    trust me, i've asked a for it a bunch
    dude she'll do it in a crunch

    maybe i just had the right hunch

    by hunch you must mean back

    for mackin' skills, ive heard you lack
    that's because i was only in for a quick fuck

    i ain't gonna be real nice to a truck

    oh snap cracked he got you, he called yo' girl fat

    are you going to let him sling rhymes at you like dat?
    i got mad time left on my clock

    yeah that's right cracked i said your girl resembles a 357 chevy block

    whoa now fella, dont mix up my hot wife with your skank momma

    she's got a big ol ass and smells like a llama
    son your woman is like a panzer tank

    the germans have been up and down her rear flank

    at least i got me a woman, ya dirty ol russian

    better than that crusty pillow in the corner that you been pushin'
    hey hey, it's a tempur-pedic thank you very much

    i have a suspicion that it may be dutch

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i slept with crackedlen's wife

    she is quite the wildlife

    then for this pregnancy your gonna pay the tax

    which will free up money for me to go to pax
    if i got her pregnant i'd just use the hook

    but i didn't, because i stuck it up her rook

    i doubt that very much

    trust me, i've asked a for it a bunch
    dude she'll do it in a crunch

    maybe i just had the right hunch

    by hunch you must mean back

    for mackin' skills, ive heard you lack
    that's because i was only in for a quick fuck

    i ain't gonna be real nice to a truck

    oh snap cracked he got you, he called yo' girl fat

    are you going to let him sling rhymes at you like dat?
    i got mad time left on my clock

    yeah that's right cracked i said your girl resembles a 357 chevy block

    whoa now fella, dont mix up my hot wife with your skank momma

    she's got a big ol ass and smells like a llama
    son your woman is like a panzer tank

    the germans have been up and down her rear flank

    at least i got me a woman, ya dirty ol russian

    better than that crusty pillow in the corner that you been pushin'
    hey hey, it's a tempur-pedic thank you very much

    i have a suspicion that it may be dutch

    we're in danger of getting infracted for this quote tree

    if tube shows up, im gonna flee

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i slept with crackedlen's wife

    she is quite the wildlife

    then for this pregnancy your gonna pay the tax

    which will free up money for me to go to pax
    if i got her pregnant i'd just use the hook

    but i didn't, because i stuck it up her rook

    i doubt that very much

    trust me, i've asked a for it a bunch
    dude she'll do it in a crunch

    maybe i just had the right hunch

    by hunch you must mean back

    for mackin' skills, ive heard you lack
    that's because i was only in for a quick fuck

    i ain't gonna be real nice to a truck

    oh snap cracked he got you, he called yo' girl fat

    are you going to let him sling rhymes at you like dat?
    i got mad time left on my clock

    yeah that's right cracked i said your girl resembles a 357 chevy block

    whoa now fella, dont mix up my hot wife with your skank momma

    she's got a big ol ass and smells like a llama
    son your woman is like a panzer tank

    the germans have been up and down her rear flank

    at least i got me a woman, ya dirty ol russian

    better than that crusty pillow in the corner that you been pushin'
    hey hey, it's a tempur-pedic thank you very much

    i have a suspicion that it may be dutch

    we're in danger of getting infracted for this quote tree

    if tube shows up, im gonna flee
    word dogg your beat was solid

    gonna bounce before tube gets stolid

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    ok thats enough

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User
    should I report for awesome?

    SoaL wrote: »
    orikae you have an infectious excitement for this stuff

    i really believe in the expressive and transformative power of language. the proper sequence of words, placed just so, can change your entire worldview. it can change your life.
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    :33

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    i dont know if people would appreciate that or just consider it a really long drawn out torture

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    fuck that forum

    the people there now want like a page of context for everything and who the participants are and fuck it's like a playbill or something

    screw them

  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    That was a pretty entertaining quote tree

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    i am moderately proud of the chevy block thing

  • ButtersButters Registered User regular
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i am moderately proud of the chevy block thing

    It was your worst one.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    yeah, the panzer tank one was better

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    Butters wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i am moderately proud of the chevy block thing

    It was your worst one.
    yes but i liked it

  • ButtersButters Registered User regular
    I am awfully sick of these joker avs. I can't fucking tell who's posting at all.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Butters wrote: »
    I am awfully sick of these joker avs. I can't fucking tell who's posting at all.

    you know there are names above the avs

    right?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    he's using internet 3.0

    you identify users via tingling sensations

  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    Butters wrote: »
    I am awfully sick of these joker avs. I can't fucking tell who's posting at all.

    you know there are names above the avs

    right?

    It can still get quite confusing

    And before those joker avatars and sigs, you did not have to look at the names!

  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User
    I am really bored

    SoaL wrote: »
    orikae you have an infectious excitement for this stuff

    i really believe in the expressive and transformative power of language. the proper sequence of words, placed just so, can change your entire worldview. it can change your life.
  • ButtersButters Registered User regular
    Butters wrote: »
    I am awfully sick of these joker avs. I can't fucking tell who's posting at all.

    you know there are names above the avs

    right?

    No I didn't thanks for pointing that out, man. My eyes has been saved by your keen insight.

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    How are you today Butters

    You seem a bit grumpy

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Butters wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    I am awfully sick of these joker avs. I can't fucking tell who's posting at all.

    you know there are names above the avs

    right?

    No I didn't thanks for pointing that out, man. My eyes has been saved by your keen insight.

    Why so serious?

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