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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    t Koshian:

    You have the good fortune of actually being Asian.

    I have no idea what the fuck happened to me. I eat like ONE THING and my stomach pokes out a mile.

    In the mornings though my tummy looks AWESOME.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure if you eat more smaller sized meals your metabolism speeds up

    this

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure if you eat more smaller sized meals your metabolism speeds up

    Also make those meals like you hate your tongue and want to chemically burn it off.

    What I'm saying is that peppers are your friend.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure if you eat more smaller sized meals your metabolism speeds up

    Six small meals instead of three big ones, yeah.

    But yeah I don't much feel like waking up early to make a solid breakfast or hunting down good food three additional times a day.

    I exercise enough, really the only thing that's affecting my fitness and health level is the way I eat.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i'm a fat bastard

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I lost 10 pounds magically because I ate smaller, healthier meals for a week, and have managed to keep it off despite eating terribly

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I lost 10 pounds magically because I ate smaller, healthier meals for a week, and have managed to keep it off despite eating terribly

    Intestinal parasites.

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I've gained 3 pounds.

    None of it went to my scrawny dagger elbows.

    I'm not sure where.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I've never been fat

    dang

    man I'm trying, it's hard

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    One day Rane, one day.

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    PROTEIN SHAKES

    My uncles were trying to shove it down my throat for years but I have an unfortunate taste for healthy food. Fruits and Lean Cusines :9

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    DORITOS COOL RANCH

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  • kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    sumo wrestler basic diet:

    skip breakfast

    eat big, big meals then sleep/take naps

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    by accident I've been eating healthier and exercising more

    I didn't mean to I'm sorry

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    kaleedity wrote: »
    sumo wrestler basic diet:

    skip breakfast

    eat big, big meals then sleep/take naps

    this is bullshit I already do this

    GOD MY LIFE SUCKS

    NOBODY LOOK AT ME I'M HIDEOUS AND THIN

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    kaleedity wrote: »
    sumo wrestler basic diet:

    skip breakfast

    eat big, big meals then sleep/take naps

    this is bullshit I already do this

    GOD MY LIFE SUCKS

    NOBODY LOOK AT ME I'M HIDEOUS AND THIN

    Wear baggy clothing! I honestly prefer long-sleeves for this reason - stick wrists D:

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  • kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    DORITOS COOL RANCH

    cool ranch is "cool american" in some european countries

    I still find this hilarious for some reason

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I bought my first ever watch today

    it cost 7 dollars

    nice work wal-mart

    I love you

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    kaleedity wrote: »
    sumo wrestler basic diet:

    skip breakfast

    eat big, big meals then sleep/take naps

    this is bullshit I already do this

    GOD MY LIFE SUCKS

    NOBODY LOOK AT ME I'M HIDEOUS AND THIN

    Wear baggy clothing! I honestly prefer long-sleeves for this reason - stick wrists D:

    hi i eat a lot and am ridiculously thin too

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    kaleedity wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    DORITOS COOL RANCH

    cool ranch is "cool american" in some european countries

    I still find this hilarious for some reason

    because no one outside the US would ever consider "Ranch" an ideal taste or dressing to put in anything EVER so saying "ranch dressing" to someone outside the US is going to net you a blank stare

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    kaleedity wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    DORITOS COOL RANCH

    cool ranch is "cool american" in some european countries

    I still find this hilarious for some reason

    because no one outside the US would ever consider "Ranch" an ideal taste or dressing to put in anything EVER so saying "ranch dressing" to someone outside the US is going to net you a blank stare

    oh god ranch is so terrible

    terrible

    awful

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    kaleedity wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    DORITOS COOL RANCH

    cool ranch is "cool american" in some european countries

    I still find this hilarious for some reason

    because no one outside the US would ever consider "Ranch" an ideal taste or dressing to put in anything EVER so saying "ranch dressing" to someone outside the US is going to net you a blank stare

    oh god ranch is so terrible

    terrible

    awful
    ranch has its uses

    mainly dipping potato chips into it and distracting gross fatties

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    kaleedity wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    DORITOS COOL RANCH

    cool ranch is "cool american" in some european countries

    I still find this hilarious for some reason

    because no one outside the US would ever consider "Ranch" an ideal taste or dressing to put in anything EVER so saying "ranch dressing" to someone outside the US is going to net you a blank stare

    A shame because ranch dressing is the best, even if it the most fake dressing ever.

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I see there are those who disagree.

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  • VeegeezeeVeegeezee Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    DORITOS FARM FLAVOR

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    ranch is delicious on buffalo wings

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    ranch is delicious on buffalo wings

    hi-5

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    h 5

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Let the blue cheese heathens wallow in their.....uh....heatheness!

    Or something.

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Dunno if I've ever tried that.

    I really only ever use the stuff with buffalo wings and salads.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    people who say "No man, I'll get a salad, EATING HEALTHY HOLMES" and then slather ranch dressing all over it

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Yeah, there definitely isn't anything healthy about it.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I'm eating a salad with some nice Greek Vinaigrette on it.

    Good shit

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i like a salad with more chicken than lettuce

    or taco salads

    with bacon ranch dressing

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  • iplaybassiplaybass Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    dude, blue cheese is much better than ranch, on wings and salads

    ranch is good for pizza though

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    leafy greens help reduce the risk of cancer.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Bleu Cheese is fucking gross

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    PROTEIN SHAKES

    My uncles were trying to shove it down my throat for years but I have an unfortunate taste for healthy food. Fruits and Lean Cusines :9

    unless you're lifting weights regularly all protein shakes are gonna do is make you fat and taste terrible

    My roommate only drinks protein shakes.

    Granted he also only eats canned fruit, salsa, cottage cheese, and yogurt.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    I don't really like taco salads

    Icouldbeeatingtacosrightnow salad

    but it has one piece of lettuce, so its totally healthy

    i tell myself that

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    PROTEIN SHAKES

    My uncles were trying to shove it down my throat for years but I have an unfortunate taste for healthy food. Fruits and Lean Cusines :9

    unless you're lifting weights regularly all protein shakes are gonna do is make you fat and taste terrible

    Semen-X will totally help with flavor issues.

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