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Social Entropy++: AWESOME POST in "Australia is retarded babies.", by Shorty

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Shorty's dad's awesomeness speaks for itself, really.
Forum: Social Entropy++
Post: Australia is retarded babies.
Posted by: Shorty


Original Content:
Moriveth wrote: »
Shorty wrote: »
Moriveth wrote: »
what if you were at a party and everyone else was having one

what if everyone was jumping off a cliff, would you follow them then

w-what if they were skydiving and having abortions as part of a new extreme sport

X-TREME ABORTION

SWEET 360

Imagine the possibilities for a Wii game

waggle the remote to correctly poke the coathanger while using the nunchuck to guide yourself into the proper landing zone!

Yes. Bonus points for a tight splatter pattern.

This reminds me of a conversation with my father:

Years ago, my computer was kept under a very large desk. It was so large, that the cables were basically impossible to reach without either the aid of a special tool, or moving the entire desk. It was a heavy bitch, so the latter option was out. I fashioned a grabbing device out of a coathanger, and one day, as I was carrying the contraption downstairs, my dad stops me.

Dad: Hey. What have I told you about coathanger abortions?
Me: ...put down newspaper?
Dad: That's m'boy.

Janson on
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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Bonus points go to Tube for his poem in the same thread:
    I wrote a little poem about abortion it goes

    Children out of wedlock
    Are a deadly mortal sin
    So you go get the coathanger
    I will get the gin

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  • VivixenneVivixenne I will protect the innocent. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    god that is the best thing

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    That has been a good thread.

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  • ScrubletScrublet Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I was ready to laugh the second I saw that thread title.

    subedii wrote: »
    I hear PC gaming is huge off the coast of Somalia right now.

    PSN: TheScrublet
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  • darleysamdarleysam Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Wow. All kinds of awesome going on here.

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  • HenroidHenroid Nobody Nowhere fastRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Oh my.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    brilliant

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  • Simjanes2kSimjanes2k Registered User
    edited July 2008
    How did no one say "Airbortion" yet for the game title?

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  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Simjanes2k wrote: »
    How did no one say "Airbortion" yet for the game title?
    oh jesus hahahaha

    It's an easy game to hate
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  • DyvionDyvion Glorious Okinawa, JapanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Simjanes2k wrote: »
    How did no one say "Airbortion" yet for the game title?
    oh jesus hahahaha

    Airbortion [tm] now compatible with the balance board! Now you can use both the wii-mote and the nunchuck for your surgery!

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Oh hey.

    My dad is pretty awesome.

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    and I broke parole just to get to you
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