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NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
edited July 2008 in Social Entropy++
"certainly on the road to failure"
john lennon

"no ambition"
winston churchill

"idle, no high ideal; violent instics. unlikely to be useful in the world."
issac newton

damn school teachers can be bastards

i should know they raised me

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    fuck you, 150cc

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I want to be a teacher :(

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    teachers are hot

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    Airking850Airking850 Ottawa, ONRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Paul Johnson
    DJ Funk
    DJ Sneak
    DJ Rush

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    teachers are hot

    I never had a hot teacher

    I feel robbed

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    teachers are hot

    I never had a hot teacher

    I feel robbed

    if someone is mediocre looking, being a teacher makes them hottt

    if they are ugly looking, being a teacher makes them even more gross

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    Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Yeah but what are you gonna do, home schooling

    fucked if i'll ever spend that much time with my kids

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    "certainly on the road to failure"
    john lennon

    "no ambition"
    winston churchill

    "idle, no high ideal; violent instics. unlikely to be useful in the world."
    issac newton

    damn school teachers can be bastards

    i should know they raised me

    these remind of my reports, but I think the teachers were right

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Teachers are awesome because I am one and I wouldn't do something that wasn't awesome.

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    my teachers say i don't work to full potential
    they say that for everyone don't they

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I put it you that you are not awesome and that teachers are lame

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Big Red Tie wrote: »
    my teachers say i don't work to full potential
    they say that for everyone don't they

    only the extra special retards

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Big Red Tie wrote: »
    my teachers say i don't work to full potential
    they say that for everyone don't they

    If that's in a report card then it generally means that, "I have no idea who this kid is"

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    In fifth grade, after being mocked by everyone at my table and coming to my teacher in tears, he told me to read the book, 'How to make friends by I. don't. Care'

    He was a real dick.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    in sixth grade I pulled a girl's chair away when she was going to sit down and she fell and hit her head on the chair

    also I punched a kid in the head for making fun of my retarded brother and I got a one day in-house suspension for it

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    Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Filler Inc. wrote: »
    In fifth grade, after being mocked by everyone at my table and coming to my teacher in tears, he told me to read the book, 'How to make friends by I. don't. Care'

    He was a real dick.

    Did that actually happen, because that is fucking beautiful

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    BigDes wrote: »
    Big Red Tie wrote: »
    my teachers say i don't work to full potential
    they say that for everyone don't they

    If that's in a report card then it generally means that, "I have no idea who this kid is"

    but all my teachers know me

    these are like classes of 20

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    now that's a great teacher

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Big Red Tie wrote: »
    BigDes wrote: »
    Big Red Tie wrote: »
    my teachers say i don't work to full potential
    they say that for everyone don't they

    If that's in a report card then it generally means that, "I have no idea who this kid is"

    but all my teachers know me

    these are like classes of 20

    Oh, then stop being so lazy.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2008
    sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    teachers are hot

    I never had a hot teacher

    I feel robbed

    I've had two. I got yours.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I had a teacher that looked like a normal sized version of porn star Bridget the Midget

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Canada_jezus wrote: »
    Filler Inc. wrote: »
    In fifth grade, after being mocked by everyone at my table and coming to my teacher in tears, he told me to read the book, 'How to make friends by I. don't. Care'

    He was a real dick.

    Did that actually happen, because that is fucking beautiful

    Actually, yes. I'm not fake postin this one, my teacher was a real asshole and my classmates were a bunch of white trash.

    I'm not sure if that's the exact phrasing and title of the book, but it was something to that effect.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Is the underlying idea of the English process for hiring teachers to pick out the ones that will most likely abuse the children verbally?

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    Is the underlying idea of the English process for hiring teachers to pick out the ones that will most likely abuse the children verbally?

    From what I've seen, yes.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I have this huge framed certificate awarded to me right before graduation for "...recognition of outstanding contribution and achievement in pursuit of exemplary American citizenship.".

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    also: canadain

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    Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Filler Inc. wrote: »

    Actually, yes. I'm not fake postin this one, my teacher was a real asshole and my classmates were a bunch of white trash.

    I'm not sure if that's the exact phrasing and title of the book, but it was something to that effect.

    See the sadist in me loves that, but how old is 5th grade? nine or ten, tragic age to have a bad teacher

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I think 11.

    In all fairness I was a big pussy right up until I turned 17

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    One of my 4th grade teachers was so bad that I would fake migraine headaches so I could hang in the nurses office instead of be in her class.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    my fifth grade teacher was so bad i practically failed the rest of grade school and high school because i hated education so much

    also i'm basically only doing well in uni because i'm a smartass

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    Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Filler Inc. wrote: »
    I think 11.

    In all fairness I was a big pussy right up until I turned 17

    yeah but shit like that doesn't toughen up the average kid. Tends to make things worse. Anyway fifth grade i was a teachers pet for some reason, even though my grades sucked.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I was taller then my 4th grade teacher.

    Mrs. Hasagawa.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    filler you are still a big ol' pussy

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    My senior sociology teacher would have me grade the classes papers and sometimes the test if I was bored enough because I was always about four chapters ahead of the rest of the class and got 100s on just about every assignment. I loved me the shit out of some sociology.

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    JaninJanin Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    My third grade teacher, Mrs. Ishikawa, was awesome. We dissected squid using scissors.

    Of course, since third graders aren't allowed sharp scissors, what actually happened was that we transformed our desks into smelly horrors covered in fish guts. Then we fried some of the left-over squid and the braver kids in class ate them.

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    BigDes wrote: »
    Big Red Tie wrote: »
    BigDes wrote: »
    Big Red Tie wrote: »
    my teachers say i don't work to full potential
    they say that for everyone don't they

    If that's in a report card then it generally means that, "I have no idea who this kid is"

    but all my teachers know me

    these are like classes of 20

    Oh, then stop being so lazy.

    noooo

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    filler you are still a big ol' pussy

    Hey now, I brush my teeth with nails and use cheese grater brand deodorant.

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    my teachers have all been okay

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Janin wrote: »
    My third grade teacher, Mrs. Ishikawa, was awesome. We dissected squid using scissors.

    Of course, since third graders aren't allowed sharp scissors, what actually happened was that we transformed our desks into smelly horrors covered in fish guts. Then we fried some of the left-over squid and the braver kids in class ate them.

    10th grade biology class we had to dissect a perch, and of course they've been stored in formaldehyde and are all stiff, so I pick my perch up and just slam in down on my desk really hard, and it didn't even bounce. Just went *whack!* and sat there. Even the teacher let a little laugh slip out and everyone around my table was just rolling.

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Projeck wrote: »
    my teachers have all been okay

    mine too

    some have been great, others just ehh highschool teachers

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
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