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So can Rachel Ray actually be trusted to create edible recipes

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Puns are pretty awesome.

    But that was not awesome.

    imagine that for a half hour, interspaced with the two running around wearing craaaaaaaaazy hats and talking about their polish childhood.

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    They do still air Nigella Bites on the Food Network, right?

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Mark Summers is terrible with puns.

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Oh God it's not in the daily schedule

    It had better air on the weekends

    They can't have taken her off the air

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    She's doing a new show now called Express or Semen or something

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    seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I have a strong attraction towards rachael ray

    this hinges on the fact that I have never ever heard her speak, or seen her in motion

    and if all goes according to plan I never will, or, based on what I've heard, she will be ruined in my eyes
    I just made a shepherd's pie

    ground beef, browned with diced red onion and fresh rosemary

    tossed in a huge handful of asparagus, green beans, carrots, mushrooms and a can of sweet corn

    let that simmer for a while with a lid on to soften the vegetables while I boiled up some potatoes

    then I mashed the spuds, added a packet of mushroom gravy powder (I know, I know, but it was quick and easier this way) to thicken it, added the beef mix to a pan, spread the mashed potatoes on top and the topped with sharp cheddar

    just pulled it out of the oven to cool enough to eat

    oh my god it smells awesome, except for the smoke from the cherry pie that boiled over from earlier this weekend

    oh shit that sounds so great

    I want to make something now but we don't have much

    so I can either make some cheap soup or heat up leftover pizza

    you dick

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    maximumzeromaximumzero I...wait, what? New Orleans, LARegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Alton Brown is if like Bill Nye decided to host a cooking show.

    And I love it for that.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Don't stop now

    We can have a food network thread without that picture of Nigella behind the pots.

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    Teh ErickaTeh Ericka Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I really want to have some sex with Sam the Cooking Guy.

    he's like Alton Brown except he has no idea what he's talking about. also, canadian jew. <3

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    have you guys heard of jamie oliver

    and um

    oh nigella lawson
    the tits on that lady

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Air, a GIS reveals that yes, the tits on that lady.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Jaime Oliver is going to have a DS game

    that is good news

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Yeah, it's apparently Cooking Mama but real and better.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    he makes delicious things

    I got my wife a cookbook by him and man everything in it looks fucking delicious

    I guess that's true of most cookbooks but whatever

    he looks a hell of a lot like an old roommate of mine, which is weird

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
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    Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited July 2008
    My roommate and I think that Rachael ray has some wierd tits, but we can't figure out exactly what makes them so wierd


    I think its because she has manly shoulders and arms, like she played a lot of heavy sports during puberty
    this seems to be supported by her voice
    you remember those girls in highschool like that

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    my cousin had a video he took in some village in india or somewhere of these kids like 10 years old or slaughtering a goat

    and vlc had loaded up subtitles from some random movie and these kids are talking the whole time so as they bring the axe down on its neck a completely unrelated line of text comes up at the bottom and i forget what it was but somethin was funny about it and made the video morbidly humourous

    what im saying is id like to see a tv chef talk about fresh ingredients and then bring on a live animal
    or if they really want they can talk about organic farms and humane treatment and slaughter as a social responsibility
    and then they gotta hack off the head with an axe and stick one of the feet in its mouth like the kids did

    see it would be the best way to make people think about humane slaughter
    or becoming vegetarians

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    but being vegetarian sucks dick

    i should know

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Yeah well you'd-

    Oh

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    Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited July 2008
    Teh Ericka wrote: »
    I really want to have some sex with Sam the Cooking Guy.

    he's like Alton Brown except he has no idea what he's talking about. also, canadian jew. <3

    my mom ran into him at a grocery store once

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i was supposed to add somethin else at the end but i forgot

    non-preachy like maybe people will consider buying their own livestock or somethin somethin severed foot in severed head haha

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Don't stop now

    We can have a food network thread without that picture of Nigella behind the pots.
    I have a rather extensive volume of Nigella pictures that I've culled from the various regions of the internet.

    Also, she's on YouTube.

    watch?v=PpbLXicvK0k&feature=related

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Rachel Ray is gaining weight rapidly

    Her and Paula should have a sumo match

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Rachel Ray is gaining weight rapidly

    Her and Paula should have a sumo match
    Man you know what the rule is about chefs

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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    rachel ray is kinda stupid

    Well, she is a woman, after all.

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    Little JimLittle Jim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Air wrote: »
    oh nigella lawson
    the tits on that lady

    makes it hard to concentrate

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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Ranx wrote: »
    rachel ray is kinda stupid

    Well, she is a woman, after all.

    heyooooooooo

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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    so tell me which do you guys care more about a cooking show

    the hotness of the woman

    or the food

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    so tell me which do you guys care more about a cooking show

    the hotness of the woman

    or the food

    What are they cooking, and what exactly are we talking about with level of hotness, cause I mean, how hot do they get?

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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    what if the food is fucking hot
    That comes under the heading of "What are they cooking?"

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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    what about really good hot chocolate

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    What about

    We interrupt this post to post this

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    who is worse

    Rachel Ray or Bobby Flay

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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    What about

    We interrupt this post to post this

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    tig ol' bitties

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Interrupt away.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The best picture involving food is the one of Monica Belucci covered in honey.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    funny enough ZeroZero and I were just talking about Monica Belucci last night at the bar

    something about lactating boobies

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    some starving men lactated in concentration camps in ww2



    hm that was funnier in my head

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