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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Man I will need some Sheetz and coffee tomorrow.

    I'm moving out of my apartment on Friday, living with my parents for a fucking week, then moving back into a townhouse for next year. And I as of yesterday had a 1.75 liter handle of Rum in my freezer that I want to get rid of before I move. So crazy smashed tonight, tomorrow, and thursday night.

    Maybe this was a mistake...

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i haven't been able to keep a bong for the life of me

    current record is three months before my dickhead brother broke it

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I rolled a fatass joint and sat out on the back deck under an awning in heavy rain.

    I smoked it and watched the light show of lightning behind rain, illuminating it's form, as the pitter patter sound of droplets of water hitting the pool crescendos into a sickening drumbeat for the inevitable crash of thunder.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    If you want to avoid detection, don't smoke right after it rains. The smell just lingers.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I smoked in the rain.

    What's that do?

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    darklite_xdarklite_x I'm not an r-tard... Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Make you a likely candidate as the next subject of a Sheryl Crow song.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    make life awesome, i would think

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Totally.

    Oh shit I have half that thing left.

    I underestimated the greens, and decided I'd like to be able to find my way in before midnight.

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I mean were you to get in trouble for that, I think the dichotomy of having something on fire in the rain would be enough to convince any cop.

    Right?

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    how high are you

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    I smoked in the rain.

    What's that do?

    Don't remember, last time I smoked on the deck in the rain I didn't give a goddamn because I had the house to myself.

    Then again, I was also lighting up in the house whenever I felt the need, and I also brewed some tea that knocked me on my ass for 18 hours.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Convince any cop what?

    Bitch I AM the cop here.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    I smoked in the rain.

    What's that do?

    Don't remember, last time I smoked on the deck in the rain I didn't give a goddamn because I had the house to myself.

    Then again, I was also lighting up in the house whenever I felt the need, and I also brewed some tea that knocked me on my ass for 18 hours.

    Word I've got the house.

    I only smoke the vaporizer in the house.

    It doesn't have much of an aroma.Z

    And paku?

    I'm pretty stoned.

    I'm coming down, too.

    But I will fix that.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i was actually asking Khavall

    but word

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    I smoked in the rain.

    What's that do?

    Don't remember, last time I smoked on the deck in the rain I didn't give a goddamn because I had the house to myself.

    Then again, I was also lighting up in the house whenever I felt the need, and I also brewed some tea that knocked me on my ass for 18 hours.

    Word I've got the house.

    I only smoke the vaporizer in the house.

    It doesn't have much of an aroma.Z

    And paku?

    I'm pretty stoned.

    I'm coming down, too.

    But I will fix that.

    Aw man, almost perfect.

    So close.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    I smoked in the rain.

    What's that do?

    Don't remember, last time I smoked on the deck in the rain I didn't give a goddamn because I had the house to myself.

    Then again, I was also lighting up in the house whenever I felt the need, and I also brewed some tea that knocked me on my ass for 18 hours.

    Word I've got the house.

    I only smoke the vaporizer in the house.

    It doesn't have much of an aroma.Z

    And paku?

    I'm pretty stoned.

    I'm coming down, too.

    But I will fix that.

    Aw man, almost perfect.

    So close.

    The aroma in the house cures up pretty quicklike after a day or so, with an open window policy, exhaust fans on for an hour, and air freshener use.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    yeah, thanks, dad

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    He was the one to teach me how to be responsible about these types of things, yes.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    wHO WANTS to get high with me.?

    EDIT: well.... fucked that up.

    Motha
    I am bored.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    He was the one to teach me how to be responsible about these types of things, yes.

    mine too

    one of my dad's gifts to me was a constantly stressed laundry list of "ways to avoid getting hassled by police"

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    mrpaku wrote: »
    He was the one to teach me how to be responsible about these types of things, yes.

    mine too

    one of my dad's gifts to me was a constantly stressed laundry list of "ways to avoid getting hassled by police"

    This, if I'm going to be doing something that the law looks down upon, cover my ass. Don't piss off the neighbors and they're likely to let you slide, if you throw a party, invite the neighbors and then they can't complain about the noise(actually from one of dad's best friends, but close enough), etc.

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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Guys. I just had a Thin Mint Blizzard. It kinda sucked. I died inside a little.

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    darklite_xdarklite_x I'm not an r-tard... Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    At least you have a Dairy Queen where you're at.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Dairy Queen is good, but slow. And that is why if I am going through a small-town, I will stop at their DQ cause they won't fuck it up like the ones in San Antonio do.

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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Dairy Queen is good, but slow. And that is why if I am going through a small-town, I will stop at their DQ cause they won't fuck it up like the ones in San Antonio do.

    Word to that. You have to drive all the way up Burnett or down to the ghetto in Riverside to get DQ here in Austin. The best ones are in every other small town. I try to stop on my way to Dallas often.

    That is a great thing about Texas, DQs in ever single small town.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    GRMike wrote: »
    Dairy Queen is good, but slow. And that is why if I am going through a small-town, I will stop at their DQ cause they won't fuck it up like the ones in San Antonio do.

    Word to that. You have to drive all the way up Burnett or down to the ghetto in Riverside to get DQ here in Austin. The best ones are in every other small town. I try to stop on my way to Dallas often.

    That is a great thing about Texas, DQs in ever single small town.

    Burnet. I've spent many summers in Marble Falls, Kingsland, and Burnet. God, I love Lake LBJ. I usually just eat at DQ at Yorktown on the way down to the ranch.

    Is there a DQ in San Marcos? I'll be up there for two days and I haven't been in three years, except passing through.

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    KessaKessa Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I've found that if you want to be a total woman about things (which I am, so it works out) you need to drink mango rum mixed with Code Red. Yum.

    Last time I took a couple shots of whatever my husband was drinking, then chased it with the aforementioned mixture. I was trying to get drunk, without wanting to puke from the flavor of alcohol (which I despise).

    It worked.

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    SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    So am I the only person that likes the taste of straight vodka? I have no problem pouring a shot of stoli from the freezer and just gulping it down, it actually tastes pretty good.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    stoli's fine

    if i tried doing that with something like mccormick's, i'd get sick fast

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Maybe I'm just super picky with my vodka, I don't know

    there's nothing wrong with it I guess, it's just not in any of my preferred drinks.

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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    GRMike wrote: »
    Dairy Queen is good, but slow. And that is why if I am going through a small-town, I will stop at their DQ cause they won't fuck it up like the ones in San Antonio do.

    Word to that. You have to drive all the way up Burnett or down to the ghetto in Riverside to get DQ here in Austin. The best ones are in every other small town. I try to stop on my way to Dallas often.

    That is a great thing about Texas, DQs in ever single small town.

    Burnet. I've spent many summers in Marble Falls, Kingsland, and Burnet. God, I love Lake LBJ. I usually just eat at DQ at Yorktown on the way down to the ranch.

    Is there a DQ in San Marcos? I'll be up there for two days and I haven't been in three years, except passing through.

    I think there is. Mysst would know. One of my hospitals is in Burnet. Very familar with the area. I have also spend many summers in "Bad MF" working at a camp off of 1431. Ah, small town Texas.

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Jagermeister
    Jagermeister
    Mount Gay (HA) Rum
    Jagermeister

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    darklite_xdarklite_x I'm not an r-tard... Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    L|ama wrote: »
    Jagermeister
    Jagermeister
    Mount Gay (HA) Rum
    Jagermeister

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    my mom has some shit vodka she uses to make remedies

    one time after coming home from a party i took a shot to try to catch up to the ladyfriend and after that one shot I felt like I was going to be sick

    it was the worst thing

    starts with an A I think?

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    So I had an entire handle of 80 proof rum on Sunday, and I'm moving home with the 'rents for a week before moving into my new place on friday.


    I still have like, a liter to go in two nights before they start assuming that having alcohol in my place means I'm a horrible alcoholic.


    Fuck.

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    Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I don't know how to drink. I got together with some Internet friends that I've known for five years in Canada this past weekend.

    I can't remember Saturday.

    Don't take 5 shots of rum, then chug the nalgene bottle that it's in if you're not an experienced drunk.

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    my mom has some shit vodka she uses to make remedies

    one time after coming home from a party i took a shot to try to catch up to the ladyfriend and after that one shot I felt like I was going to be sick

    it was the worst thing

    starts with an A I think?

    Absolut?
    darklite_x wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    Jagermeister
    Jagermeister
    Mount Gay (HA) Rum
    Jagermeister

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M
    Jagerbombs are shit.

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Drool wrote: »
    I am right now drinking a gimlet, great recommendation babyeatingjesus you win.

    I'm so glad someone tried and enjoyed this. I have one of these every day before dinner now. Every time I change the balance just a little one way or the other to see how it tastes best. I'm going to get this recipe down to the millilitre.

    Now I just need to work on a stable of digestifs. I'm almost afraid to ask if anyone has any thoughts.

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
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    May be the worst thing to happen to cocktails ever. God this shit is disgusting.

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    GiantRoboGiantRobo Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I had Jager for the first time the other week, 'twas good. Tonight for my friend's birthday we are having Caribou Lou and Purple Drink. I forget what's in the purple, but it tastes just like kool-aid. I'll post the recipe when I find it.

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