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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Church wrote: »

    Dude spoiler that shit.

    Next thing you know you won't want to know batman stops the joker by analy raping him into submission for 15 minutes. It was like American History X, only you know kind of hot.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    You start making fun of The Shield and I start making fun of Supernatural.

    Do you want that, Preach? Do you?

    I won't escalate this arms race...

    John McCain called his wife a cunt...

  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Church wrote: »

    Dude spoiler that shit.

    Next thing you know you won't want to know batman stops the joker by anally raping him into submission for 15 minutes. It was like American History X, only you know kind of hot.
    That suit just isn't well ventilated.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Bama wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Church wrote: »

    Dude spoiler that shit.

    Next thing you know you won't want to know batman stops the joker by anally raping him into submission for 15 minutes. It was like American History X, only you know kind of hot.
    That suit just isn't well ventilated.

    Well the fact I was in a theater that had rumble seats so with each unwelcome thrust I got poked in the ass. Or maybe that was because I was sitting on an old mans lap. I forget.

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Elki wrote: »
    I don't think I'll ever get bored of the leap of faith.

    Wait'll you get to the Acre cathedral. It's one of the most breathtaking vistas I've yet seen in a console game.

  • Satanic JesusSatanic Jesus In a library with broken glasses Registered User regular
    tf2_sig.png (same username on desura & gamersgate)
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Church wrote: »

    Dude spoiler that shit.

    Next thing you know you won't want to know batman stops the joker by anally raping him into submission for 15 minutes. It was like American History X, only you know kind of hot.
    That suit just isn't well ventilated.

    Well the fact I was in a theater that had rumble seats so with each unwelcome thrust I got poked in the ass. Or maybe that was because I was sitting on an old mans lap. I forget.
    So does he.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Bama wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    ege02 wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Playing Assassin's Creed. That game knows how to make you feel like a badass.

    Is it any good? Would you recommend it?

    I think it got a bad rap when it came out because it's not a GTA-style thing with eight million different things to do. It's more old-fashioned; it has about three activities to do in the game and they're all implemented well, but if you find them boring then there's not much else besides that.

    I don't think I'll ever get bored of the leap of faith.
    Have you played Crackdown?

    No, but I was thinking of getting it because I was listening to a podcast with Yahtzee and a bunch of funny accented Aussies talking about how much fun it is to jump to the top of/between buildings in that game. It must be pretty cheap by now.

  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    I don't think I'll ever get bored of the leap of faith.

    Wait'll you get to the Acre cathedral. It's one of the most breathtaking vistas I've yet seen in a console game.

    I'm in Damascus and still haven't done the main quest I was sent for. Just running around, saving citizens, and getting viewpoints. I bet this would like 10x better in HD.

  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    ege02 wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Playing Assassin's Creed. That game knows how to make you feel like a badass.

    Is it any good? Would you recommend it?

    I think it got a bad rap when it came out because it's not a GTA-style thing with eight million different things to do. It's more old-fashioned; it has about three activities to do in the game and they're all implemented well, but if you find them boring then there's not much else besides that.

    I don't think I'll ever get bored of the leap of faith.
    Have you played Crackdown?

    No, but I was thinking of getting it because I was listening to a podcast with Yahtzee and a bunch of funny accented Aussies talking about how much fun it is to jump to the top of/between buildings in that game. It must be pretty cheap by now.
    I would rank it above Assassin's Creed, but they were each going for different things despite having a lot of similarities. I really hated the "stealth" aspects of AC and stopped playing it after the second or third hit. Crackdown has tons of free-roaming fun, but the combat isn't quite as visceral. Lots of hilarious/pretty explosions and vehicular shenanigans, though.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    Bama wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    ege02 wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Playing Assassin's Creed. That game knows how to make you feel like a badass.

    Is it any good? Would you recommend it?

    I think it got a bad rap when it came out because it's not a GTA-style thing with eight million different things to do. It's more old-fashioned; it has about three activities to do in the game and they're all implemented well, but if you find them boring then there's not much else besides that.

    I don't think I'll ever get bored of the leap of faith.
    Have you played Crackdown?

    No, but I was thinking of getting it because I was listening to a podcast with Yahtzee and a bunch of funny accented Aussies talking about how much fun it is to jump to the top of/between buildings in that game. It must be pretty cheap by now.
    I would rank it above Assassin's Creed, but they were each going for different things despite having a lot of similarities. I really hated the "stealth" aspects of AC and stopped playing it after the second or third hit. Crackdown has tons of free-roaming fun, but the combat isn't quite as visceral. Lots of hilarious/pretty explosions and vehicular shenanigans, though.

    Harpoon gun.

    The game has a fucking harpoon gun.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    Church wrote: »
    Harpoon gun.

    The game has a fucking harpoon gun.
    Did they have bad guys that trigger alarms in Crackdown? I remember skewering a thug's hand to the wall right next to an alarm and being very amused by it, but now I can't remember if it was Crackdown or another game.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Crackdown did nothing for me.

    I think AC was probably my top game of last year for the 360.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Bama wrote: »
    I would rank it above Assassin's Creed, but they were each going for different things despite having a lot of similarities. I really hated the "stealth" aspects of AC and stopped playing it after the second or third hit. Crackdown has tons of free-roaming fun, but the combat isn't quite as visceral. Lots of hilarious/pretty explosions and vehicular shenanigans, though.

    The problem I had with Crackdown was that I hardly ever saw a compelling reason to use a vehicle. The jumping and teleporting were so much more effective as transportation, and enemies seemed to have psychic danger radar to avoid being run over.

    EDIT: that said, it was a hell of a lot of fun.

  • Ethan SmithEthan Smith Origin name: Beart4to Arlington, VARegistered User regular
    DA NA NA NA

    The desire to deprive some of our citizens of their rights—economic, civic or political—has the same basic motivation as actuates the Fascist mind when it seeks to dominate whole peoples and nations.
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Congrats to Peeking for giving me the worst sig ever

    SC2 : nexuscrawler.381
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    I should really go buy some groceries

  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    I would rank it above Assassin's Creed, but they were each going for different things despite having a lot of similarities. I really hated the "stealth" aspects of AC and stopped playing it after the second or third hit. Crackdown has tons of free-roaming fun, but the combat isn't quite as visceral. Lots of hilarious/pretty explosions and vehicular shenanigans, though.

    The problem I had with Crackdown was that I hardly ever saw a compelling reason to use a vehicle. The jumping and teleporting were so much more effective as transportation, and enemies seemed to have psychic danger radar to avoid being run over.

    EDIT: that said, it was a hell of a lot of fun.
    The vehicles were a lot of fun, but yea once I maxed out agility and had plenty of safehouses I used them for transportation much less often. The race events were fun, as was carrying cars to weird stunt locations. I don't remember having a hard time running over people and I'm pretty sure that was the fastest way to increase your driving skill.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    Congrats to Peeking for giving me the worst sig ever

    I don't see how you can really disagree with what he's saying there. I can think of circumstances under which all of those things could be morally appropriate.

    Like, for example, the Holocaust.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Well no one likes the jews anymore anyway.

  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    Sooooo pissed off. Damn things was just out of warranty and it's going to cost me $150 to get it replaced. I've done nothing wrong with this machine.

    Spoiler:
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    Sooooo pissed off. Damn things was just out of warranty and it's going to cost me $150 to get it replaced. I've done nothing wrong with this machine.
    Other than refuse to break it sooner, you mean.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Sooooo pissed off. Damn things was just out of warranty and it's going to cost me $150 to get it replaced. I've done nothing wrong with this machine.

    The evidence suggests otherwise.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    So I wonder if this is the start of ps3's failing like 360s did. God that would suck.

  • Nova_CNova_C Sniff Sniff Snorf Yellowknife, NTRegistered User regular
    Only if Sony doesn't step up.

    But I doubt it. I imagine the PS3 is solidly made, Hippie's brick notwithstanding. What's wrong with it, anyway? I didn't catch that part.

  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    Bama wrote: »
    Sooooo pissed off. Damn things was just out of warranty and it's going to cost me $150 to get it replaced. I've done nothing wrong with this machine.
    Other than refuse to break it sooner, you mean.

    Shit's been good to me. I don't think I can watch Blade Runner on something other than BD now. It's just that much prettier.

    Spoiler:
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Only if Sony doesn't step up.

    But I doubt it. I imagine the PS3 is solidly made, Hippie's brick notwithstanding. What's wrong with it, anyway? I didn't catch that part.

    I left it Folding and went out last night. I come back and I've got a blinking red light. It's well ventilated, I regularly dust it along with my TV and other electronics, and it's in the coolest room of my house.

    Spoiler:
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    Preacher wrote: »
    So I wonder if this is the start of ps3's failing like 360s did. God that would suck.

    Especially because the model of PS3 I have isn't available anymore, so I'd only be getting my system repaired or a refurbished 60 gig.

    Spoiler:
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    I made an H/A thread for it, but I think my only option right now is to act pissed off until they make some concessions.

    Spoiler:
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    So I wonder if this is the start of ps3's failing like 360s did. God that would suck.

    Especially because the model of PS3 I have isn't available anymore, so I'd only be getting my system repaired or a refurbished 60 gig.
    So that's why they dropped hardware PS2 BC.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    The assholes at Warner Bros. are making a Watchmen brawler.

  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    The assholes at Warner Bros. are making a Watchmen brawler.

    Every movie-tie in video game sucks.

    edit: yes, even Goldeneye.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    The assholes at Warner Bros. are making a Watchmen brawler.

    Well that can only be good, I mean we all remember the quality of the matrix video game... oh shit.

    Also anyone else see Markie Marks interview at ign about max payne and think "man he looks like he wishes he was somewhere else"

  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    Daedalus wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    The assholes at Warner Bros. are making a Watchmen brawler.

    Every movie-tie in video game sucks.

    edit: yes, even Goldeneye.
    take it back

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Daedalus wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    The assholes at Warner Bros. are making a Watchmen brawler.

    Every movie-tie in video game sucks.

    edit: yes, even Goldeneye.

    Magenta for giant pussy dripping lies.

  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    Also, any movie where they think that they can make more money than development costs on some rushed video game tie-in will recieve one.

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  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Preacher wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    The assholes at Warner Bros. are making a Watchmen brawler.

    Well that can only be good, I mean we all remember the quality of the matrix video game... oh shit.

    Also anyone else see Markie Marks interview at ign about max payne and think "man he looks like he wishes he was somewhere else"

    Somewhere other than the Max Payne set, or away from IGN people?

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    The assholes at Warner Bros. are making a Watchmen brawler.

    Well that can only be good, I mean we all remember the quality of the matrix video game... oh shit.

    Also anyone else see Markie Marks interview at ign about max payne and think "man he looks like he wishes he was somewhere else"

    Somewhere other than the Max Payne set, or away from IGN people?

    It was at comic con, so it could have been away from comic con or IGN. It makes me worry about the project because his interview was very much what Willis once described as "You know the movie sucks but you can't say that so you just kind of avoid saying much".

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Elki wrote: »
    The assholes at Warner Bros. are making a Watchmen brawler.

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