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green porno (nsfw)

World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
edited August 2009 in Singularity Engine++
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green porno

a series of short videos about the reproductive habits of a handful of common insects, by isabella rossellini

these may be the most fantastic things I've ever seen

spider is my personal favorite; it is amazing how similar their reproductive habits are to my own!

itt let's talk about the bizarre mating habits of insects and other things that have sex (but not you we don't want to hear about that)

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Helio was advertising this shit a while back, pretty rad

    I'll bet Isabella Rossellini is weird in the sack

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I think there's a kind of mouse that goes into a frenzy and has sex for 12 straight hours and dies because its immune system is shot from all the sex

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
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  • I think I stared at that picture for five minutes with a blank look on my face

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    geebs this thread has only been open for like ninety seconds

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I think there's a kind of mouse that goes into a frenzy and has sex for 12 straight hours and dies because its immune system is shot from all the sex

    That sounds a lot like how i'm feeling right now, if you replace "sex" with "furious and constant masturbation."

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    (but not you we don't want to hear about that)

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    meissnerd

    you should find out more about this mouse

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I'm a little worried now. i mean, you can die from that?

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  • FedoraFedora Registered User
    edited July 2008
    Wha...wait...what?

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I will dig my palpae in her epigyne!

    and run off!

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    you know it might not be a mouse, it might be a bug

    but I can't really think of it

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
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  • FedoraFedora Registered User
    edited July 2008
    Okay, I just saw isabella rossellini dressed as a snail and then she shit on her face.

    So my question still stands.

    WHAT?

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  • geebs this thread has only been open for like ninety seconds

    it is nearly four in the morning my grasp on numbers is not t-holy shit it's four in the morning

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fedora wrote: »
    Okay, I just saw isabella rossellini dressed as a snail and then she shit on her face.

    So my question still stands.

    WHAT?
    did you watch the rest of that one

    that's my second favorite

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  • FedoraFedora Registered User
    edited July 2008
    Like, a dump, right on her face. You can't jerk off to that.

    What kind of fucking porno is this?

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  • FedoraFedora Registered User
    edited July 2008
    Fedora wrote: »
    Okay, I just saw isabella rossellini dressed as a snail and then she shit on her face.

    So my question still stands.

    WHAT?
    did you watch the rest of that one

    that's my second favorite

    No, i'm sorry, i'm not giving it a second chance after that.

    Okay, maybe I will, but not right now.

    I need time.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    the praying mantis one is also pretty glorious
    Spoiler:

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  • FedoraFedora Registered User
    edited July 2008
    Okay! I have decided to give it a second chance!

    Isabella Rossellini is dressed as a spider!

    She's talking about her goddamn anus again. Fucking goddamnit WAM.

    And now Sperms.

    Okay i'm done now.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    fedora

    it's about the mating habits of bugs

    I have stated this very clearly

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  • FedoraFedora Registered User
    edited July 2008
    fedora

    it's about the mating habits of bugs

    I have stated this very clearly

    If it was about bugs, why was she dressed up like a human being with a big foot?

    Snails don't look like that.

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    These things are so fucking hilarious. I love them so hard.

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  • BedlamBedlam Captain King Badlum's Replace Leader of Fort Awesome and the Friend-shipRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I'm a little worried now. i mean, you can die from that?
    oh but what a way to go.

    THe parts where she talks about the anus on various organisms disterbs me. Mostly because the just HAVE to show it pooping :S

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  • FedoraFedora Registered User
    edited July 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    fedora think of it as a challenge

    I'm beginning to think this isn't pornography at all.

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  • GrathGrath Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    that praying mantis one is really weird.

    watch my amiibo fight eachother here
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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fedora wrote: »
    Ranx wrote: »
    fedora think of it as a challenge

    I'm beginning to think this isn't pornography at all.

    a challenge

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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I came across the fly video she did once... a little too much to try to get off to.

    it was very something though

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  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User
    edited July 2008
    I watched the earthworm and snail videos and this woman is creeping me out

    what the fuck

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    spider is my personal favorite; it is amazing how similar their reproductive habits are to my own!

    they tie up their lovers and hang them upside-down?

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User
    edited July 2008
    Mully, that video is actually pretty fantastic. Like a slow dance.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    oh my god the baby in the cocoon and the jelly and hahahaha oh lord i'm too high for this

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2008
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    damn dragonflies are like the dudes sittin' out on their porch drinkin Coors and tellin their girlfriends "get your ass back inside the trailer" when they ask them where the remote is

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User
    edited July 2008
    The bee.

    THE BEE. D:

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    WITHOUT MY PENIS I WOULD BLEED TO DEATH.

    I might have to make a t-shirt.

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    This show is deeply unsettling, for reasons I can't explain.

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    and I broke parole just to get to you
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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    hot

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  • WileyWiley Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fedora wrote: »
    Like, a dump, right on her face. You can't jerk off to that.

    What kind of fucking porno is this?

    That is super hot for some people. But it isn't for me.

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