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PENIS THREAD: 2008 UPDATE

bongibongi regular
edited July 2008 in Social Entropy++
Alarm clocks.

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I have a pretty rad alarm clock. It has two alarms, but I often set the wrong one and it doesn't go off. Whoops. Once I was late to work because of it. Whooops.

I like the snooze function. Often I'll set the alarm 20 minutes earlier than I actually want ot get up and then hit the snooze button a couple of times in the morning just so I get to enjoy laying in bed. Laying in bed in the morning enjoying the feeling of your morning wood is the best.

I used to use my mobile phone but I have gotten so sick of hearing the first ten seconds of That Boy That Girl every morning so that's why I bought my clock. It also has lots of buttons on the back that tell me things like the date and next week's Lottery numbers.

Do you like alarm clocks as much as I do? Talk about your alarm clock-based experiences in this thread. Maybe very memorable times you woke up? Maybe make Top-10 lists of your favourite alarm patterns. I'm quite partial to BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEP BEEP BEEP myself.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I'm suing you for false advertising

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I use my cell phone.

    I remember when I was a kid, I would use this wind up clock, though. It worked pretty well!

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    ultraexactzzultraexactzz BLEASCHMNN Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Jesus fucking christ, here I am expecting dongers and I get dingers? fuck that.

    Cocktease

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    the digital alarm clock sound is the worst sound in the world

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    ultraexactzzultraexactzz BLEASCHMNN Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    As7 wrote: »
    I use my cell phone.

    I remember when I was a kid, I would use this wind up clock, though. It worked pretty well!

    The only times I'm late for work is when the cell dies overnight. Otherwise, I'm good.

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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I use my cell phone as well. I used to use a digital alarm clock and before that I used the most effective alarm clock...the mother.

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    I accidentally switched around the time setting on my clock from PM to AM, so I just treat each as the opposite

    too lazy to switch back

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The ratio of Penis to Not Penis is a bit off, I think

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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2008
    You can also talk about penises.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    my penis is doing alright, i guess

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I used to use a radio alarm, but I had trouble finding the right volume. I was always worried it would either be too quiet and not wake me up, or too loud and wake everyone in the house up. Really depends on the song/commercial that is playing.

    These days I always use my phone alarm, but I have to make sure it is far enough away that I have to get out of bed, or I will turn it off in my sleep.

    Funny story, my old phone's alarm sound was someone else's ringtone. So whenever someone called that guy, I'd suddenly jump and feel wide awake.

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I wake up to this

    It is wonderfully effective

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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2008
    But mostly alarm clocks.

    I used to have this really dumb alarm clock that I used to knock over a lot until it broke. Goddamn that thing was the bane of my life.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Sometimes when I wake up in the morning to the dulcet tones of Sublime's "Summer Time", I have a big ol' boner.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    My penis is doing great.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I didn't go to work saturday because I had a power outage whilst I slumbered and my alarm got reset

    woops

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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2008
    i love when you have a boner in the morning and you lie in bed and enjoy just having a boner without having to jerk off

    mmmm-hmmm

    that's why i set my alarm early

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    bowlofpetuniasbowlofpetunias Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I used to have a Tasmanian Devil alarm clock... it never woke me up but annoyed the shit out of everyone else in the house.

    As for my penis, I had caught it in my zipper recently... christ that motherfucker bled.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    One time we had a power outage at my apartment (which is conveinitely located directly next to the place we get our electricity from) and all the fish in my fish tank died because it was out for hours and hours. My awesome frogs were okay though, just in case anybody was wondering.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    One time we had a power outage at my apartment (which is conveinitely located directly next to the place we get our electricity from) and all the fish in my fish tank died because it was out for hours and hours.
    awww :(

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    bowlofpetunias wrote: »
    I used to have a Tasmanian Devil alarm clock... it never woke me up but annoyed the shit out of everyone else in the house.

    As for my penis, I had caught it in my zipper recently... christ that motherfucker bled.

    dude I am so super careful to never let this happen

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Waking up just before your alarm is the most peaceful thing.

    It's like the anti-alarm.

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I consistently wake up like 2mins before my alarm goes off during the school year

    I almost never have to hear it

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    One time we had a power outage at my apartment (which is conveinitely located directly next to the place we get our electricity from) and all the fish in my fish tank died because it was out for hours and hours.
    awww :(
    Yeah, it sucked.

    Another delightful fish mishap story: one of our mollies had like twenty babies or so, but the filter tube's protective cap fell off and they all got sucked up into the filter. Chop chop.

    One of them survived though so yay!

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    ugh so bored

    someone amuse me

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i have a Clocky

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    but the batteries are dead, i need to replace them. been using my cellphone. blackberry has a wonderfully annoying alarm sound.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2008
    i heard an awesome story about alarm clocks and david mitchell yesterday

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    post your penis size itt

    <
    4 inch pimp 8-)

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    One time we had a power outage at my apartment (which is conveinitely located directly next to the place we get our electricity from) and all the fish in my fish tank died because it was out for hours and hours.
    awww :(
    Yeah, it sucked.

    Another delightful fish mishap story: one of our mollies had like twenty babies or so, but the filter tube's protective cap fell off and they all got sucked up into the filter. Chop chop.

    One of them survived though so yay!

    Did you name it Nemo?

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    alarm cock

    shlorp shlorp shlorp

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    One time we had a power outage at my apartment (which is conveinitely located directly next to the place we get our electricity from) and all the fish in my fish tank died because it was out for hours and hours.
    awww :(
    Yeah, it sucked.

    Another delightful fish mishap story: one of our mollies had like twenty babies or so, but the filter tube's protective cap fell off and they all got sucked up into the filter. Chop chop.

    One of them survived though so yay!

    Did you name it Nemo?
    I named him Shrimpy because he was tiny and pathetic. Perhaps so tiny and pathetic that he escaped his doom.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    One time we had a power outage at my apartment (which is conveinitely located directly next to the place we get our electricity from) and all the fish in my fish tank died because it was out for hours and hours.
    awww :(
    Yeah, it sucked.

    Another delightful fish mishap story: one of our mollies had like twenty babies or so, but the filter tube's protective cap fell off and they all got sucked up into the filter. Chop chop.

    One of them survived though so yay!

    Did you name it Nemo?
    I named him Shrimpy because he was tiny and pathetic. Perhaps so tiny and pathetic that he escaped his doom.
    man these are all the worst fish-related stories :(

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Raneyboo.

    Draw a comic.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    One time we had a power outage at my apartment (which is conveinitely located directly next to the place we get our electricity from) and all the fish in my fish tank died because it was out for hours and hours.
    awww :(
    Yeah, it sucked.

    Another delightful fish mishap story: one of our mollies had like twenty babies or so, but the filter tube's protective cap fell off and they all got sucked up into the filter. Chop chop.

    One of them survived though so yay!

    Did you name it Nemo?
    I named him Shrimpy because he was tiny and pathetic. Perhaps so tiny and pathetic that he escaped his doom.
    man these are all the worst fish-related stories :(
    Fish are basically the worst pets. Not two days ago my favorite fish died because of...well, I have no idea why. It just died. But it was cool because it was one of a different batch of baby mollies. The parents were both plain white fish but this little fishie came out marbled black and white.

    Mostly I just try to focus on my super pimp frogs. They can live for up to 12 years or something ridiculous like that.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    ugh so bored

    someone amuse me

    *breakdances*

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I came in here expecting talk of alarm clocks and beeps and buzzes, not penises. False advertising.

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I don't really count fish as pets. They're decoration.

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    My penis is huge

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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i think it's time to stop masturbating for a while again

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I just ordered a nerf maverick.

    Two for some reason.

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