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[Woot-off On]

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  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Wait was that the end of the Wootoff?


    They end on a vibrator?

  • PjstelfordPjstelford Registered User
    edited July 2008
    Bacon Salt?!

  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    edited July 2008
    Bacon salt, aka heartclogamanjaro!

    Thats a big negative there.

    We want you to buy condoms, a vibrator and then bacon salt. right.


    and that looks like the end of the woot-off.

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  • SushisourceSushisource Registered User
    edited July 2008
    Whaaaat. It's OVER?

    NO BoC???? AHHHHH

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  • ilmmadilmmad Registered User
    edited July 2008
    Fuck that shit.

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  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    So wait... there was no BoC? I watched this fucking thing since yesterday for nothing??

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  • giltanisgiltanis Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    And the first post woot off is BACON SALTS?!?!? <rofl>

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  • cyphrcyphr Registered User
    edited July 2008
    SO BOUGHT'D

    Bacon Salt might just be as good as a BoC.

    BACON SALT, PEOPLE

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  • SorensonSorenson Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Hey, is there a Maple flavor for this stuff?

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    edited July 2008
    So wait... there was no BoC? I watched this fucking thing since yesterday for nothing??

    It happens. I was suspicious when it went over my time slot where BoC's normally appear.

    Project 25.01 final message
    We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
    Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME :(" moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
    Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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  • KungFuKungFu Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    What the fuck, Woot?



    And for posterity's sake, here is the hand vibrator woot off.

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  • KungFuKungFu Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    And the Bacon Salt just sold out.

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  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Bacon Salt... goes great with condoms and vibrators, you know.

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  • SorensonSorenson Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I mean, seriously, what the fuck.

    Someone brings up bacon salt in the fat princess thread and I start to get a hardon for it

    And then here it is at the end of the fucking woot-off.

    THis is better than a bag of crap, this is Woot handing me exactly what I want on a fucking silver platter.

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  • DehumanizedDehumanized Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    So wait... there was no BoC? I watched this fucking thing since yesterday for nothing??

    It happens. I was suspicious when it went over my time slot where BoC's normally appear.

    This is why you don't camp the woot off soley for a Bag of Crap. You will get disappointed.

    You come to buy other stuff that they're offering (I spent around $80 on various trinkets myself), and if they list a bag and you manage to snag them? Bonus.

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  • Desert_Eagle25Desert_Eagle25 Registered User
    edited July 2008
    So the wootoff ends with a condom and vibrators. Great.

  • DehumanizedDehumanized Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    So the wootoff ends with a condom and vibrators. Great.

    And some damn cheap bacon salt.

    They started the condoms thing last woot off, actually.

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  • bloodatonementbloodatonement Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    That might have been the worst wootoff of the year.

    Edit: At least I can get back to my life now.

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  • ilmmadilmmad Registered User
    edited July 2008
    So the wootoff ends with a condom and vibrators. Great.

    And some damn cheap bacon salt.

    They started the condoms thing last woot off, actually.

    BUT DID IT TASTE GOOD WITH BACON SALT

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  • SorensonSorenson Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Bacon Salt... goes great with condoms and vibrators, you know.

    ...
    ...
    ...

    You think that stuff could cause a rash?
    Spoiler:

    Gamertag, Crackdown metatag, and other interesting stuff below!
    Join the Wang Defense Force and help stop the insect menace!
    Help a poor bastard out! Read (or at least visit) my Bright Hub articles!
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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    edited July 2008
    Sorenson wrote: »
    Bacon Salt... goes great with condoms and vibrators, you know.

    ...
    ...
    ...

    You think that stuff could cause a rash?
    Spoiler:


    It might, go try it and let us know.

    Project 25.01 final message
    We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
    Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME :(" moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
    Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
    [/spoiler]
  • ArminasArminas Student of Life Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    rofl, no BoC but bacon salt. damn, i would've got some bacon salt too.

    and I'm still sad I missed out on the alienware speaker set.

    all these female sex toys, where are the boy sex toys, huH!?

  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Arminas wrote: »
    rofl, no BoC but bacon salt. damn, i would've got some bacon salt too.

    and I'm still sad I missed out on the alienware speaker set.

    all these female sex toys, where are the boy sex toys, huH!?

    Oh I'm sure we'll get Fleshlights on the next one.

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  • tarnoktarnok Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Wait, what?

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Arminas wrote: »
    rofl, no BoC but bacon salt. damn, i would've got some bacon salt too.

    and I'm still sad I missed out on the alienware speaker set.

    all these female sex toys, where are the boy sex toys, huH!?

    Oh I'm sure we'll get Fleshlights on the next one.

    Only green-tinted ones, though.

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  • Xenocide GeekXenocide Geek Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    oh well, i got a nice pair of workout earbuds. $8 sennheisers yay

    i wanted love, i needed love
    most of all, most of all
    someone said true love was dead
    but i'm bound to fall
    bound to fall for you
    oh what can i do
  • Fig-DFig-D Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I managed to miss a Bluetooth headset by mere seconds. A new one too, not a refurb. Oh well, I just have to stay off my phone in the car until next woot off.

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  • darunia106darunia106 Pirate Burger in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Finnagled my self a new gaming mouse.

    Maybe next time I'll keep my eyes out for a new gaming headset.

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  • StaxeonStaxeon Registered User
    edited July 2008
    Arminas wrote: »
    rofl, no BoC but bacon salt. damn, i would've got some bacon salt too.

    and I'm still sad I missed out on the alienware speaker set.

    all these female sex toys, where are the boy sex toys, huH!?

    I tried to buy the bacon salt, it sold out surprisingly fast. Like in 2 minutes or so.

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  • Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I deeply regret not buying 3 of those leakfrogs. I'm in the middle of installing 2 new toilets today and odds are I fucked up but I'm not sure yet.

  • Kaboodles_The_AssassinKaboodles_The_Assassin Kill the meat. Save the metal.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    darunia106 wrote: »
    Finnagled my self a new gaming mouse.

    Maybe next time I'll keep my eyes out for a new gaming headset.

    Ha, I did the exact opposite. I got the headset, and am now looking for a mouse.

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  • ArcSynArcSyn Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I deeply regret not buying 3 of those leakfrogs. I'm in the middle of installing 2 new toilets today and odds are I fucked up but I'm not sure yet.

    Did you install the flange and wax ring? Then you probably did ok. :)

    I replaced my toilet recently, and the thing was sitting on a lead pipe which caused it to leak as the lead warped since its so soft. Old flange tore up the lead pipe pretty bad when we removed it, eventually we just cut it off to the iron and put PVC in there with a rubber coupling.

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