Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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Zen VulgarityWhat a lovely day for teaSecret British ThreadRegistered Userregular
edited August 2008
What's funny is I hear the springs really loud for, like, five seconds, then he has to slow down.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Guinea pigs are awesome for that soft little squeaking they do. And the popcorning, but bunnies do that too.
Yeah, it's the little squeaking noises that got me.
They can be really stubborn, though. That's the only problem. Their intelligence varies across a pretty wide range. If you get one, get it from a breeder. I mean, that's common sense for the most part, but it's still worth saying that you're going to generally get the most affectionate, intelligent ones from a breeder.
If I dose myself up on Benadryl all day, I can survive.
So you're still fucked.
Come on man.
We can take her.
I have to stop by Ohio first and get my god damned bunnies back.
Ohio's on the way to Cali.
You can totally visit with them. Roadtrip with the bunnies and bring drugs to survive my cat.
I wonder how they'd fare on the back of my motorcycle. I'm getting ready to head out to Boston, I can just make a cross-country trip out of it. There we go!
If I dose myself up on Benadryl all day, I can survive.
So you're still fucked.
Come on man.
We can take her.
I have to stop by Ohio first and get my god damned bunnies back.
Ohio's on the way to Cali.
You can totally visit with them. Roadtrip with the bunnies and bring drugs to survive my cat.
I wonder how they'd fare on the back of my motorcycle. I'm getting ready to head out to Boston, I can just make a cross-country trip out of it. There we go!
This needs to involve goggles for the bunnies.
That would be neat.
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Zen VulgarityWhat a lovely day for teaSecret British ThreadRegistered Userregular
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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TL DRNot at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered Userregular
edited August 2008
Walking back from the bar with my girl, we found an orange cat lying on the sidewalk. It was unusually calm, let me pet it, and generally looked in lousy shape. We tried to give it food and water, and took it to the 24-hour emergency vet after it refused. Tested negative for the big nasties, and they're observing him over night to see if he pulls through.
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So you're still fucked.
I think I want a guinea pig more.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Just take the rabbit instead.
Quid wants them, not me.
It was his plan.
But it's a woman screaming into a pillow or something due to the muffle and very loud bed shaking.
Guinea pigs are awesome for that soft little squeaking they do. And the popcorning, but bunnies do that too.
We can take her.
Yeah, it's the little squeaking noises that got me.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I miss my guinea pig.
Bitch, I will stab you.
Start braying like a donkey.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I have to stop by Ohio first and get my god damned bunnies back.
Ohio's on the way to Cali.
You can totally visit with them. Roadtrip with the bunnies and bring drugs to survive my cat.
I hear the character creation is pretty good. I think I'll check it out.
Isn't that the plot of Machete?
They can be really stubborn, though. That's the only problem. Their intelligence varies across a pretty wide range. If you get one, get it from a breeder. I mean, that's common sense for the most part, but it's still worth saying that you're going to generally get the most affectionate, intelligent ones from a breeder.
The back of the class.
I wonder how they'd fare on the back of my motorcycle. I'm getting ready to head out to Boston, I can just make a cross-country trip out of it. There we go!
I'm sorry, are you speaking?
Hacksaw, Hippie, rad, Quid foursome.
This needs to involve goggles for the bunnies.
That would be neat.
Sound and light show but mythical in origin?
Hippie has to bring his lady friends, too. That way it'll officially be an orgy.
Can I market the tape for internet distribution?
The estimate is equal to my paycheck this week.