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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    So techiezero my new least favorite forumer. Welcome you have arrived.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    DeShadowC wrote: »

    This just in walmart is a bunch of evil fucks, I swear this newsflash is warranted...

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    stilist wrote: »
    stil you're so old you're like Martha Stewart's vagina: everyone knows about it but no one wants to see it.
    She’s got a boyfriend rich enough to visit the ISS, so I think I’m okay with this comparison.

    Physics porn!

    Thanks to you I will from now on always read it as "Hardon Collider".

  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    I ran out to lunch just before the old [chat] got closed. My bad guys.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    Where the fuck is Psycho Internet Hawk.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Tori Amos is in my head.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    stil you're so old you're like Martha Stewart's vagina: everyone knows about it but no one wants to see it.
    She’s got a boyfriend rich enough to visit the ISS, so I think I’m okay with this comparison.

    Physics porn!

    Thanks to you I will from now on always read it as "Hardon Collider".

    I always read it that way, even before this.

  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    stil you're so old you're like Martha Stewart's vagina: everyone knows about it but no one wants to see it.
    She’s got a boyfriend rich enough to visit the ISS, so I think I’m okay with this comparison.

    Physics porn!

    Thanks to you I will from now on always read it as "Hardon Collider".

    Until you said this I did not realize it was actually not "Hardon Collider."

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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    Man

    I really can't wait for this season of The Office. And House. Last year really sucked for TV. Thanks, writers guild.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    You guys are weird. One of the reasons why I <3 you so.

  • stiliststilist Registered User
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    stil you're so old you're like Martha Stewart's vagina: everyone knows about it but no one wants to see it.
    She’s got a boyfriend rich enough to visit the ISS, so I think I’m okay with this comparison.

    Physics porn!
    Thanks to you I will from now on always read it as "Hardon Collider".
    I always read it that way, even before this.
    Penis swordfights are elementary.

    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    PIH answer my fucking question or I'm going to sodomize you.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Man

    I really can't wait for this season of Heroes. Last year really sucked for TV. Thanks, writers guild.

    Fixed for non-shitty shows.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    Grrr. Didn't sleep well last night, did have time/food for breakfast, and now my sciatica is driving me nuts.

    TGIF my ass.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    Heroes? You can't be serious, Feral.

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    PIH answer my fucking question or I'm going to sodomize you.
    This is a trick.

    He's going to sodomize you either way.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Man

    I really can't wait for this season of Heroes. Last year really sucked for TV. Thanks, writers guild.

    Fixed for non-shitty shows.

    You took out house and the office and put in HEROES??!??!!? as a non shitty show? I take it you haven't read season 3 spoilers.

  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    Tom and Jerry is fucking hilarious.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    stilist wrote: »
    Penis swordfights are elementary.

    Did you read the Sherlock Holmes story where he solved a crime by figuring out that the bad guy swallowed a clue? It was alimentary, my dear Watson.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • EvigilantEvigilant Registered User regular
    I just had 2 poptars and a monster energy drink for lunch. And soon it will include another cigarette.

    I'm going to die before I hit 30 most likely.

    "I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its futility, its stupidity." Dwight D. Eisenhower
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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Man

    I really can't wait for this season of Heroes. Last year really sucked for TV. Thanks, writers guild.

    Fixed for non-shitty shows.

    You took out house and the office and put in HEROES??!??!!? as a non shitty show? I take it you haven't read season 3 spoilers.

    House is a terrible show. It treads water entirely on the power of Hugh Laurie's personality.
    Office pales in comparison to the BBC version.
    And no I haven't read season 3 spoilers.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Penis swordfights are elementary.

    Did you read the Sherlock Holmes story where he solved a crime by figuring out that the bad guy swallowed a clue? It was alimentary, my dear Watson.
    I... I'm not sure how I feel about this.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Man

    I really can't wait for this season of Heroes. Last year really sucked for TV. Thanks, writers guild.

    Fixed for non-shitty shows.

    You took out house and the office and put in HEROES??!??!!? as a non shitty show? I take it you haven't read season 3 spoilers.

    I was kinda looking forward to Season 3 of Heroes because we'll have actual supervillains now. What are some of these spoilers?

  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    You have two more minutes to answer my question.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Man

    I really can't wait for this season of Heroes. Last year really sucked for TV. Thanks, writers guild.

    Fixed for non-shitty shows.

    You took out house and the office and put in HEROES??!??!!? as a non shitty show? I take it you haven't read season 3 spoilers.

    House is a terrible show. It treads water entirely on the power of Hugh Laurie's personality.
    Office pales in comparison to the BBC version.
    And no I haven't read season 3 spoilers.

    Season 3 will make season 2 look like it was well written.

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Bama wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Penis swordfights are elementary.

    Did you read the Sherlock Holmes story where he solved a crime by figuring out that the bad guy swallowed a clue? It was alimentary, my dear Watson.
    I... I'm not sure how I feel about this.

    Out of all the D&D regulars you have the greatest appetite for puns. Give yourself some time to digest it.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Heroes is pretty much shit. I haven't watched too much of the American version of The Office but from what I saw the two are entirely different shows.

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    Feral wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Man

    I really can't wait for this season of Heroes. Last year really sucked for TV. Thanks, writers guild.

    Fixed for non-shitty shows.

    You took out house and the office and put in HEROES??!??!!? as a non shitty show? I take it you haven't read season 3 spoilers.

    House is a terrible show. It treads water entirely on the power of Hugh Laurie's personality.
    Office pales in comparison to the BBC version.
    And no I haven't read season 3 spoilers.

    House may be the most formulaic show on television, this much is true. But you recognize why it's worth watching but mention it as a detraction?

    Spoiler:
  • stiliststilist Registered User
    House is pretty okay, but kinda goofy.

    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Man

    I really can't wait for this season of Heroes. Last year really sucked for TV. Thanks, writers guild.

    Fixed for non-shitty shows.

    You took out house and the office and put in HEROES??!??!!? as a non shitty show? I take it you haven't read season 3 spoilers.

    House is a terrible show. It treads water entirely on the power of Hugh Laurie's personality.
    Office pales in comparison to the BBC version.
    And no I haven't read season 3 spoilers.

    1) Maybe. But we're talking about Hugh Laurie here!
    2) Maybe. But even so you're comparing it to...
    3) ... season 2 Heroes?

    Maybe you should get Tori out of your head, she may have stepped on something.

  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    PIH answer my fucking question or I'm going to sodomize you.

    It's just a clever method of creating a franchise that can span different media. A manga/anime about a video game spawing video games based off it.

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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    Feral: You are so wrong you are the wrongest wronger in the history of wrongitude. If there was an award show for wrongness, you would be the host of the event, and the winner of every single Wrongy in every category of wrongivity.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    House may be the most formulaic show on television, this much is true. But you recognize why it's worth watching but mention it as a detraction?

    Oh, Hugh Laurie is never a detraction. I could watch Hugh Laurie reading names out of the phone book and be entertained.

    It's just that everything else about the show is terrible. It's Hugh Laurie swimming in a big pool of television shit.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    So I used to play SoulCal on the DreamCast a whole lot with my then-roommate. I just bought SoulCal 4 for the 360, and while it's a much fuller and better-polished game than the original, I've been feeling like I'm kind of forcing myself to play it and trying to enjoy it. I guess issue one is that playing against the AI in a fighting game just isn't as much fun - I don't have the reflexes to respond to their moves in time, it's not really possible to guess their attack patterns, and the AI seemingly has no ability to respond to me spamming the same attack pattern over and over.

    Also, maybe fighting games feel a little anachronistic anymore. I mean, for a while around 2000, every other game was a fighting game, but today it just feels kind of disjointed and facile. Also, I know that the story in SoulCal has always been nonsensical, but now it just feels puerile. I think I'm requiring more out of a game these days.

    Maybe I'd like it better if I had someone to play against.

  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    Feral, amend your sig appropriately to reflect your bad tastes in television.

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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    PIH answer my fucking question or I'm going to sodomize you.
    It's just a clever method of creating a franchise that can span different media. A manga/anime about a video game spawing video games based off it.
    Sorta like Transformers and Care Bears and such?

    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    i'm right here, and i must admit

    i've been pinin for you

    and my wish, when i touch myself

    i am conjuring you

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    Hey, it's Will. I thought you were dead.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    PIH answer my fucking question or I'm going to sodomize you.

    It's just a clever method of creating a franchise that can span different media. A manga/anime about a video game spawing video games based off it.
    Ah.

    It helps that they're actually decently written to boot.

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