Awesome Posts?: AWESOME POST in "Social Entropy++: AWESOME POST in "The YouTube threa

Cyvros

Cyvros has reported a post.

Reason:

This may or may not be awesome to others, but I feel the man's pain.

Forum: Awesome Posts?
Post: Social Entropy++: AWESOME POST in "The YouTube thread (again... For like, the sixth or seventh time now)", by PotU
Posted by: Filler Inc.


Original Content:

I kept watching...

To see if there was a joke.

But there wasn't. I... just couldn't stop watching... and I saw things I should have never seen.

Horrible things, mind bogglingly scary things. And, I waited, I watched past some zebra with a blue bikini, and I saw a fox taking a bath... horrible things no one should have had to seen. I... I thought something funny... something funny might happen. But it didn't, and I just kept watching. I...


I can't stop seeing things like cheetahs dancing by the pool... and now I'm imaging what my spirit animal might be...

Oh god.

Oh my god...

jesus christ

I think I'm turning into a furry. Maybe I've been one all my life. I mean... it's like... have you guys ever just felt like you needed to howl at that goddamn smug moon? I have. I mean, it's like a compulsion, I feel like I need too. And, I mean, like stuffed animals, did you guys have those? Did you find yourself sniffing them late at night? when you were alone? and it was prom night?

I-I-I-I just don't know anymore. Jesus christ, if this is happening, what does that say about my life? Where is my life going? If I wake up tomorrow, and find my eyes keep wandering over my plentiful collection sensual beanie babbies, what else could happen? Am I gonna wake up in a month and find that I really enjoy crack? Or heroine? Am I gonna suddenly wake up and decide to vote republican? Am I going to find closer to home funny? Because it's not the far side, it tries to be but it's not.

What then? What would have to look forward too? Theres nothing good on that horizon, I am fucked. I am fucked because I may be turning into a furry. And fuck that. Fuck that in it's blue, plushy, smooth, curvy...*ahem* stupid ass! Huh? What then? I'll have nothing.

I might aswell just fucking kill myself. I have nothing to look forward too, absolutely nothing. My life will be ruined. So that's it then, I'm gonna fucking do it. I'm gonna O.D. on reefer and it's all your fault metzger. I hope you're happy.


[tiny]I'm not a furry guys.[/tiny]

thorgot

5 stars.

edit: 1 star.

Tube

please don't delete your posts, it's a really irritating thing to do.

Cyvros

My eternal apologies. It was like a drunk post, only I was drinking tea. I thought I had thought the better of it afterwards.

Tube

put it back or you are awful

Cyvros

That's as close as I'm going to get to the original report. Had to rummage around in another thread to get the template.

RonaldoTheGypsy

What is the volume for deleted posts? Is it just me that does it? Has nobody else any shame? Or are we all infinitely meek?

Forar

The best part is at the beginning. You can almost hear him pleading for it to be some elaborate rick roll or epic bel air... but it's not. The horror just keeps on violating his soul.

gtrmp

RonaldoTheGypsy wrote: »

What is the volume for deleted posts? Is it just me that does it? Has nobody else any shame? Or are we all infinitely meek?

Personally, I preemptively delete most of my posts by not actually posting them. Saves extra load on the servers that way.

PotU

Fucking Metzger all getting me infracted.