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But there wasn't. I... just couldn't stop watching... and I saw things I should have never seen.
Horrible things, mind bogglingly scary things. And, I waited, I watched past some zebra with a blue bikini, and I saw a fox taking a bath... horrible things no one should have had to seen. I... I thought something funny... something funny might happen. But it didn't, and I just kept watching. I...
I can't stop seeing things like cheetahs dancing by the pool... and now I'm imaging what my spirit animal might be...
Oh my god...
I think I'm turning into a furry. Maybe I've been one all my life. I mean... it's like... have you guys ever just felt like you needed to howl at that goddamn smug moon? I have. I mean, it's like a compulsion, I feel like I need too. And, I mean, like stuffed animals, did you guys have those? Did you find yourself sniffing them late at night? when you were alone? and it was prom night?
I-I-I-I just don't know anymore. Jesus christ, if this is happening, what does that say about my life? Where is my life going? If I wake up tomorrow, and find my eyes keep wandering over my plentiful collection sensual beanie babbies, what else could happen? Am I gonna wake up in a month and find that I really enjoy crack? Or heroine? Am I gonna suddenly wake up and decide to vote republican? Am I going to find closer to home funny? Because it's not the far side, it tries to be but it's not.
What then? What would have to look forward too? Theres nothing good on that horizon, I am fucked. I am fucked because I may be turning into a furry. And fuck that. Fuck that in it's blue, plushy, smooth, curvy...*ahem* stupid ass! Huh? What then? I'll have nothing.
I might aswell just fucking kill myself. I have nothing to look forward too, absolutely nothing. My life will be ruined. So that's it then, I'm gonna fucking do it. I'm gonna O.D. on reefer and it's all your fault metzger. I hope you're happy.