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Burnout Paradise: Let's race the fuck outta this city

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    spono wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i hate you both

    SPONO

    SPONO I OWN PGR4

    SPONO

    holy shit what

    I have three other friends that play it

    I had no idea there were others
    add me and we will play sometime

    i probably suck now

    we could play that openworld mode!

    will do

    I'm pretty terrible so far, probably because I've only had it for a week

    all I've driven is a lancia and a bunch of class-A supercars

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    man hell yeah

    my 360 is in my big shipment of stuff that'll hopefully be here friday, but after that I'm gonna be trying to get my class A already (I have been savoring the process)

    You know, I think we should get both 360's running at the same house.

    well certainly until they release the party pack, that's probably wise

    I call forever dibs on the projector

    Party Pack is on the 5th.

    Legendary Cars will be released NOT FUCKING SOON ENOUGH, I ASSURE YOU.

    Framling on
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Is this game cheap yet? I want to play with you lot and make cars kerplode. Going to mail my broken assbox out tomorrow I guess

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I don't know the price in stores, but on Goozex it's only 300 points, which is pretty cheapo

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    fram, do you know how the legendary cars will be acquired? is it just gonna be seeing them around town like usual? because listen I need a delorean

    World as Myth on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    I waaaaant my xbox to woooooork

    want me to ship you one of mine?
    um what?


    I... I guess so?

    Why is this making me so nervous?

    ignore the blood and bits of torn cloth

    and the giant "Property of EAHQ" stickers

    Stale on
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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    fram, do you know how the legendary cars will be acquired? is it just gonna be seeing them around town like usual? because listen I need a delorean

    I figured you'd pay for them and then you'd get to drive them.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Rank, there is only one way to properly pay back Stale.

    Futore on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    Rank, there is only one way to properly pay back Stale.
    yeah but it is getting to the point where I don't think I'd ever get the taste of cock out of my mouth, as much head as I owe him

    uh, stale, if you're willing to loan me one for a month or so, yeah, that'd be balls rad

    Rankenphile on
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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    What happened to your 360, Rank?

    Also, how ya doing?

    Moriveth on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I didn't even have to blow him! Just had to take comprimising photos of myself that I would pretty much only trust him with!

    edit: I will probably have to blow him in the future. that sentence doesn't get an exclamation point.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2009
    I'm doing great, mori

    my 360 freaked out and decided to not output video, only audio, and it's out of warranty so it's gunna cost me a hundred bones I don't have right now to get it fixed

    it's a pain

    but our tax return should be coming back soon, and it is gunna be large (fuck yes, being married pays bennies!) so we're looking to get a cheap 32" flatscreen or something as well as paying down our debt. If it works on HD (it's a long story, but it might) we're good to go, if not, we'll send it in to get it fixed.

    Rankenphile on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    fram, do you know how the legendary cars will be acquired? is it just gonna be seeing them around town like usual? because listen I need a delorean

    I figured you'd pay for them and then you'd get to drive them.

    that seems too easy

    World as Myth on
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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    fram, do you know how the legendary cars will be acquired? is it just gonna be seeing them around town like usual? because listen I need a delorean

    I figured you'd pay for them and then you'd get to drive them.

    That's as far as I know, yeah.

    You can approximate a delorean with a platinum-finish P12, assuming you have 100% completion.

    Like I do.

    Framling on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    I didn't even have to blow him! Just had to take comprimising photos of myself that I would pretty much only trust him with!

    edit: I will probably have to blow him in the future. that sentence doesn't get an exclamation point.
    you don't understand

    me and stale, we're long past the point of getting even with a couple nard shots

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh fuck yeah taxes, I completely forgot about that shit. Maybe I'll just take all of my return directly to the tattoo parlor.

    Captain Cthulhu on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    Rank, there is only one way to properly pay back Stale.
    yeah but it is getting to the point where I don't think I'd ever get the taste of cock out of my mouth, as much head as I owe him

    uh, stale, if you're willing to loan me one for a month or so, yeah, that'd be balls rad

    let me see what I can do

    Stale on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    fram how far through the game are you

    World as Myth on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2009
    Oh fuck yeah taxes, I completely forgot about that shit. Maybe I'll just take all of my return directly to the tattoo parlor.
    we're still waiting on a couple of lindsay's smaller W2s to come in from some jobs she worked for a little cash, but by my initial estimate last night we might get back a couple grand

    that's fucking crazy crazy

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm doing great, mori

    my 360 freaked out and decided to not output video, only audio, and it's out of warranty so it's gunna cost me a hundred bones I don't have right now to get it fixed

    it's a pain

    but our tax return should be coming back soon, and it is gunna be large (fuck yes, being married pays bennies!) so we're looking to get a cheap 32" flatscreen or something as well as paying down our debt. If it works on HD (it's a long story, but it might) we're good to go, if not, we'll send it in to get it fixed.

    That's cool, man.

    I am thankfully getting a decent bit of unemployment. I'm glad that they base unemployment off your highest earnings in a given quarter, because last year I worked an extra day for two months which meant I made around $8500 that quarter instead of the normal $6000 or so.

    It's kind of funny, though - with me unemployed and Rachel working illegally, we're actually making more money than we did when I was legally working.

    I'm hoping to get a big tax return as well, woo.

    Moriveth on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    fram how far through the game are you

    WaM are you secretly a sister of mine or something, cause I was gonna say that

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited January 2009
    Dibs!

    Bogey on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    fram how far through the game are you

    WaM are you secretly a sister of mine or something, cause I was gonna say that

    dude I wish

    you're way more fun than my real brother

    edit: ahahahahahahahaha

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Man, now Bogey's got dibs on my real sister and my internet sister.

    Moriveth on
  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh fuck yeah taxes, I completely forgot about that shit. Maybe I'll just take all of my return directly to the tattoo parlor.
    we're still waiting on a couple of lindsay's smaller W2s to come in from some jobs she worked for a little cash, but by my initial estimate last night we might get back a couple grand

    that's fucking crazy crazy

    I usually float right around a grand, but being married totally doubled that. The only thing that's better than that is being a single parent. A friend of mine used to get like over 4 grand every god damn year.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    So I'm getting Stranglehold, Quake 4, Prey, and Lost Planet from Goozex.

    I know they're all pretty mediocre games but I'm just doing it for the achievements.

    Moriveth on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2009
    Oh fuck yeah taxes, I completely forgot about that shit. Maybe I'll just take all of my return directly to the tattoo parlor.
    we're still waiting on a couple of lindsay's smaller W2s to come in from some jobs she worked for a little cash, but by my initial estimate last night we might get back a couple grand

    that's fucking crazy crazy

    I usually float right around a grand, but being married totally doubled that. The only thing that's better than that is being a single parent. A friend of mine used to get like over 4 grand every god damn year.
    oh man, some day

    gotta get me one of them little cash cow kids I can give experimental tattoos to and shit

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Take me down to that Paragon city where the trolls are green and the heroines are Preeetaaay

    Gonna be on cod'ing about, but if some dudes play just invite this guy right here

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Prey is great

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I mean at least I'll be playing the games

    as tempting as it is, I'd never rent anything like, say, Avatar and get an easy 1k gamerpoints. It's just so cheesy.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    yeah there are some games I am just too cool to be seen with in my game list

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited January 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I mean at least I'll be playing the games

    as tempting as it is, I'd never rent anything like, say, Avatar and get an easy 1k gamerpoints. It's just so cheesy.
    I did that for one game. One!

    TMNT.

    I felt really dirty afterwards, so now I try and pick games that I'll actually enjoy rather than run-through as quick as possible for the points.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I am sad my Rock Band guitar is broked, but it had been acting funky for a while

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2009
    yeah there are some games I am just too cool to be seen with in my game list
    I am still pretty pissed at shoe for getting the dragonball fighting game on my list

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    yeah there are some games I am just too cool to be seen with in my game list

    but if loving ecco the dolphin is wrong, I don't wanna be right

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I don't have that many Gamerpoints because I only play RB2 and COD online now.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I mean at least I'll be playing the games

    as tempting as it is, I'd never rent anything like, say, Avatar and get an easy 1k gamerpoints. It's just so cheesy.
    I did that for one game. One!

    TMNT.

    I felt really dirty afterwards, so now I try and pick games that I'll actually enjoy rather than run-through as quick as possible for the points.

    I do suck for getting a game and then realizing I'm not really into it, but I get one achievement so I only have that tiny percentage complete. Like Soul Calibur 4, why the hell did I buy that?

    I'm still intending to get a copy of Army of Two sometime.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Phantom Dust

    Phantomdust

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    yeah there are some games I am just too cool to be seen with in my game list
    I am still pretty pissed at shoe for getting the dragonball fighting game on my list

    this would actually be kind of a funny prank to pull on somebody, just rent a handful of horrible stupid games and play them on a dude's xbox

    kind of funny because it's mostly just super dorky

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I really dislike multiplayer achievements, because I really don't play multiplayer too often

    And multiplayer achievements on games where the multiplayer is fucking terrible are even worse

    case in point: Duke Nukem 3D

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