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Issac Hayes Dead :(

APZonerunnerAPZonerunner Registered User
edited August 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
First Bernie Mac, now Chef..

http://www.wmctv.com/Global/story.asp?S=8817903

:( Such a shame. Awesome musician, hilarious in South Park too... Sucks. RIP.

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  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Why is everyone dying?

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Where's your Super Adventure Club now?

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited August 2008
    Musta been the Scientology that got him. I hear it’s fatal.

    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    R.I.P. Isaac -- thanks for all the great music.

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  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Bye Isaac, sorry you couldn't take a joke.

    “This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.”
    “Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts."
  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    He's singing about making love to heavenly ladies.

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    KalTorak wrote: »
    He's singing about making love to heavenly ladies.

    I think you mean serenading thetans in Xenu-land

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    I'll miss that satin voice, but it's one less Scientologist paying into the structure.

    Spoiler:
  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    He's the Duke. He's A-Number-One.

    If I was a prominent black celebrity, I'd be watching the fuck out right now. Death seems to be following a pattern this week.

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  • GrimReaperGrimReaper Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    And here's how he'll be remembered:

    "LATEST: US musician Isaac Hayes, composer of Theme from Shaft, is found dead, aged 65. More soon."

    From the BBC news ticker.

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  • DarkCrawlerDarkCrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Wow. What the fuck, Death, why are you suddenly against African-American entertainers?

    If I was a prominent black celebrity, I'd be watching the fuck out right now. Death seems to be following a pattern this week.

    That's what McCain camp is betting on as well.

    Zing!

  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    Wow. What the fuck, Death, why are you suddenly against African-American entertainers?

    If I was a prominent black celebrity, I'd be watching the fuck out right now. Death seems to be following a pattern this week.

    That's what McCain camp is betting on as well.

    Zing!

    Have you ever heard of a jinx?

    Because I'm going to fucking kill you now.

    Spoiler:
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hayes was an awesome musician, sad that he's fuelling Xenu's volcano now.

    Elendil wrote: »
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  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Wow. What the fuck, Death, why are you suddenly against African-American entertainers?

    If I was a prominent black celebrity, I'd be watching the fuck out right now. Death seems to be following a pattern this week.

    That's what McCain camp is betting on as well.

    Zing!

    Have you ever heard of a jinx?

    Because I'm going to fucking kill you now.

    Maybe it'll just be Michelle and then Barack can finally be with his true love Scarlett Johannsen.

    “This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.”
    “Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts."
  • GrimReaperGrimReaper Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Wow. What the fuck, Death, why are you suddenly against African-American entertainers?

    If I was a prominent black celebrity, I'd be watching the fuck out right now. Death seems to be following a pattern this week.

    That's what McCain camp is betting on as well.

    Zing!

    Everyone, think Will Smith, Will Smith, Will Smith.

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  • DarkCrawlerDarkCrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Wow. What the fuck, Death, why are you suddenly against African-American entertainers?

    If I was a prominent black celebrity, I'd be watching the fuck out right now. Death seems to be following a pattern this week.

    That's what McCain camp is betting on as well.

    Zing!

    Have you ever heard of a jinx?

    Because I'm going to fucking kill you now.

    D:

    I was not of course talking about Barack Obama, but...about...Jesse Jackson or something.

    Because I actually like Will Smith.

  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Kagera wrote: »
    Bye Isaac, sorry you couldn't take a joke.
    In my happy mental fantasy land he was pressured into that, while sick, by an asshole Scientologist. I shall cling to this fantasy fiercely.

    Trogg wrote: »
    Not as positive as AIDS and cancer, but positive nonetheless.
  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Death better stay the fuck away from Bill Duke and Keith David. ESPECIALLY Keith David.

    You hear me, Death? Those two are OFF-LIMITS.

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  • agoajagoaj Avatar avatar avatar HD Avatar of the Year EditionRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Death better stay the fuck away from Bill Duke and Keith David. ESPECIALLY Keith David.

    You hear me, Death? Those two are OFF-LIMITS.

    We take shifts protecting Keith in his stone sleep.

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  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Actually it looks like Paul Newman will be the next one dead since apparently he has 'only weeks to live'.

    “This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.”
    “Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts."
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    GrimReaper wrote: »
    Wow. What the fuck, Death, why are you suddenly against African-American entertainers?

    If I was a prominent black celebrity, I'd be watching the fuck out right now. Death seems to be following a pattern this week.

    That's what McCain camp is betting on as well.

    Zing!

    Everyone, think Will Smith, Will Smith, Will Smith.

    But he's playing Obama in the Obama movie.

    The third one was probably Morgan Freeman, but he escaped the clutches of death.

    Ala Final Destination.

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Kagera wrote: »
    Bye Isaac, sorry you couldn't take a joke.
    According to someone on another episode, he liked it, but scientology got on his ass and he suddenly became outraged and left. Which makes sense, as why would the creators who respected him so highly suddenly decide "Okay we hate Chef now."

    Goodbye, Isaac. Your chocolate salty balls will be missed.

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  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Duke of New York

    D:

  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh shit.

    OH SHIT.

    soulmenrs2.jpg

    Eerie.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I don't think God even watched that movie.

    (I know because I didn't watch that movie.)

    p.s. I'm God.

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  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    I don't think God even watched that movie.

    (I know because I didn't watch that movie.)

    p.s. I'm God.

    It's not even out yet.

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  • milkyechomilkyecho Registered User
    edited August 2008
    and morgan freeman almost died this week in a severe auto accident.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    August = Black Mystery Month?

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  • GrimReaperGrimReaper Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    How long until the conspiracy theories start appearing on the net?

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    Heath too this year. I don't really care about Bernie Mac but Chef? Damn. It mostly sucks because now his characters canonical story end is being a peadophile who is eaten and mauled by animals and rebuilt as a Dark Side child molester.

    ...it's in the shape of a giant c**k.
  • HonkHonk Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
  • SpeedySwafSpeedySwaf Registered User
    edited August 2008
    Heath too this year. I don't really care about Bernie Mac but Chef? Damn. It mostly sucks because now his characters canonical story end is being a peadophile who is eaten and mauled by animals and rebuilt as a Dark Side child molester.
    Maybe they'll he sacrificed himself to destroy the Super Adventure Club once and for all.

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  • ConvaelConvael Registered User
    edited August 2008
    Heath too this year. I don't really care about Bernie Mac but Chef? Damn. It mostly sucks because now his characters canonical story end is being a peadophile who is eaten and mauled by animals and rebuilt as a Dark Side child molester.
    I'm pretty sure that's how Matt Stone/Trey Parker wanted him to be remembered on the show regardless...

  • DarkCrawlerDarkCrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh shit.

    OH SHIT.

    soulmenrs2.jpg

    Eerie.

    Okay, death, you can take Obama. Just...just leave Sam L. alone. <img class=" title=":cry:" class="bbcode_smiley" />

  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh shit.

    OH SHIT.

    soulmenrs2.jpg

    Eerie.

    Okay, death, you can take Obama. Just...just leave Sam L. alone. <img class=" title=":cry:" class="bbcode_smiley" />

    Seriously? Seriously? I'm sure you're being sarcastic, but even so, this pisses me off. You'd rather take a mediocre if somewhat amusing actor over a politician that might actually make a real positive difference for our country?

    Also, Isaac Hayes is with L. Ron Hubbard now. Isaac, fight the good fight against thetans and Xenu.

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  • GimGim Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    All the Scientology talk aside (some of you people are utter bastards), I'll respond with a favorite Chef scene.

    Chef: [with flashlight] Jeff!! The aliens took the children up on their ship.
    Jeff: Oh no!
    Chef: Did you find out what the aliens were up to?
    Jeff: When I reversed the polarities, I found this: [sits at the console and starts pressing keys. 1s and 0s flash across a screen] It's a message that the aliens are broadcasting throughout the entire universe. But I have no idea what it says.
    Chef: They took the children, Jeff! I have to know what those aliens are up to!
    Jeff: [spins around] Wait a minute! Butt sex!
    Chef: Butt sex?
    Jeff: Butt sex requires a lot of lubrication, right? Lubrication. Lubruh... Chupuh... Chupacabra 's the, the goat killer of Mexican folklore. Folklore is stories from the past that are often fictionalized. Fictionalized to heighten drama. Drama students! Students at colleges usally have bicycles! Bi, bian, binary. It's binary code! [spins back and works on decoding it]
    Chef: Who's havin' butt sex?

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  • DarkCrawlerDarkCrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh shit.

    OH SHIT.

    soulmenrs2.jpg

    Eerie.

    Okay, death, you can take Obama. Just...just leave Sam L. alone. <img class=" title=":cry:" class="bbcode_smiley" />

    Seriously? Seriously? I'm sure you're being sarcastic, but even so, this pisses me off. You'd rather take a mediocre if somewhat amusing actor over a politician that might actually make a real positive difference for our country?

    Also, Isaac Hayes is with L. Ron Hubbard now. Isaac, fight the good fight against thetans and Xenu.

    Yeah...I'm being sarcastic. :|

  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh shit.

    OH SHIT.

    soulmenrs2.jpg

    Eerie.
    Nick Fury nooooooooooo!

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  • UnderdogUnderdog Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Kagera wrote: »
    Bye Isaac, sorry you couldn't take a joke.
    According to someone on another episode, he liked it, but scientology got on his ass and he suddenly became outraged and left. Which makes sense, as why would the creators who respected him so highly suddenly decide "Okay we hate Chef now."

    Goodbye, Isaac. Your chocolate salty balls will be missed.

    When I heard he died, that was the first thing my brain started to sing.

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  • Hexmage-PAHexmage-PA Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Okay, death, you can take Obama. Just...just leave Sam L. alone. <img class=" title=":cry:" class="bbcode_smiley" />

    Seriously? Seriously? I'm sure you're being sarcastic, but even so, this pisses me off. You'd rather take a mediocre if somewhat amusing actor over a politician that might actually make a real positive difference for our country?

    I would. Motherfucking Samuel Motherfucking L. Motherfucking Jackson Motherfucker fought snakes as a super villain hotel manager hitman.

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