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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    butter chicken curry

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    butter chicken curry
    so delicious

    evilbob wrote: »
    How pretty am I?
    Geth roll 1d10
    Geth wrote: »
    /me rolls 1d10 -> 10 (sum:10)
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    PS1 Guncon. I don't need a PS2 Guncon, since all the best light gun games are for PS1(Elemental Gearbolt, Time Crisis).

    I did get one briefly for Vampire Night, but I got bored of it.

    Vampire Night and that ninja one were pretty terrible. I really want to get the PS3 Time Crisis whenever I get my PS3 back.

    I loved Vampire Night in the arcades. On PS2, not so much.

    And Time Crisis 4 isn't that good. Still full of cheap life-draining deaths.

    TC1 is the only one where time actually matters.

    I only keep playing the games to kill Wild Dog.

    Again and again and again.

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited August 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    butter chicken curry

    Shit, the guy sitting next to me just transformed into Black Adam.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oboro those are bad for your eyes. Usually.

    Also I never get a [chat] god damn it.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    PS1 Guncon. I don't need a PS2 Guncon, since all the best light gun games are for PS1(Elemental Gearbolt, Time Crisis).

    I did get one briefly for Vampire Night, but I got bored of it.

    Vampire Night and that ninja one were pretty terrible. I really want to get the PS3 Time Crisis whenever I get my PS3 back.

    I loved Vampire Night in the arcades. On PS2, not so much.

    And Time Crisis 4 isn't that good. Still full of cheap life-draining deaths.

    TC1 is the only one where time actually matters.

    I only keep playing the games to kill Wild Dog.

    Again and again and again.

    I owned two guncons. Vampire Night and Time Crisis.

    Someone took all of that shit and I don't know who.

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  • GimGim A fisherman always spots another fisherman from afar Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    BTW the set I'm considering grabbing tonight is this. [WARNING: FUGGIN' BIG]

    That bottom one. It looks, um, potentially "erotic".

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited August 2008
    Oboro those are bad for your eyes. Usually.

    Also I never get a [chat] god damn it.

    I didn't even want it. You should have told me I would have given it to you. But because you didn't I'm just going to assume that you're lazy and shiftless and don't really know what you want and apply that stereotype to everybody else who looks like you.

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    PS1 Guncon. I don't need a PS2 Guncon, since all the best light gun games are for PS1(Elemental Gearbolt, Time Crisis).

    I did get one briefly for Vampire Night, but I got bored of it.

    Vampire Night and that ninja one were pretty terrible. I really want to get the PS3 Time Crisis whenever I get my PS3 back.

    I loved Vampire Night in the arcades. On PS2, not so much.

    And Time Crisis 4 isn't that good. Still full of cheap life-draining deaths.

    TC1 is the only one where time actually matters.

    I only keep playing the games to kill Wild Dog.

    Again and again and again.

    I want it mostly because the FPS aspect sounded kind of cool, and was the sort of direction I wanted light gun games to go.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    bob knows how it is

    why people be hating on foreigners when they have the secrets to delicious foods

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    My dog went after a porcupine this afternoon.

    Trying to hold a flailing, bleeding pitbull down so you can pull spines out of her nose and gums with pliers suuuuuuuuuuuucks.

    Being walkers with the dawn and morning,
    Walkers with the sun and morning, we are not afraid of night,
    Nor days of gloom, nor darkness -
    Being walkers with the sun and morning.
  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    Oboro those are bad for your eyes. Usually.
    Well it's mostly a joke thing, everyone was making fun of them so I was all, "Hey! I'll buy a pair! Teehar!" There's also a practical concern in that part of making my face more feminine is very subtly tensing the muscles around my eyes so that they're wider than they are when I'm perfectly at rest. It's a tiny thing, but it's still a thing and it gets sore after a few hours. It'd be cool if I didn't have to stretch my muscles to get the same effect, you know? Not that I'm saying this is the same, just that ... well, a girl can dream. :P

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    This woman is entirely too white to be from Zimbabwe.

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Speaker wrote: »
    My dog went after a porcupine this afternoon.

    Trying to hold a flailing, bleeding pitbull down so you can pull spines out of her nose and gums with pliers suuuuuuuuuuuucks.

    dang man

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    Speaker wrote: »
    My dog went after a porcupine this afternoon.

    Trying to hold a flailing, bleeding pitbull down so you can pull spines out of her nose and gums with pliers suuuuuuuuuuuucks.

    :(

    Well, here's to operant conditioning.

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  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    This woman is entirely too white to be from Zimbabwe.

    I'm pretty sure Mugabe hasn't rounded up all the white people and put them in cages just yet.

    Being walkers with the dawn and morning,
    Walkers with the sun and morning, we are not afraid of night,
    Nor days of gloom, nor darkness -
    Being walkers with the sun and morning.
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Oboro those are bad for your eyes. Usually.
    Well it's mostly a joke thing, everyone was making fun of them so I was all, "Hey! I'll buy a pair! Teehar!" There's also a practical concern in that part of making my face more feminine is very subtly tensing the muscles around my eyes so that they're wider than they are when I'm perfectly at rest. It's a tiny thing, but it's still a thing and it gets sore after a few hours. It'd be cool if I didn't have to stretch my muscles to get the same effect, you know? Not that I'm saying this is the same, just that ... well, a girl can dream. :P

    I never really viewed weaboo eyes as feminine.

    Then again I guess you do have a point now that I think about anime.

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited August 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Oboro those are bad for your eyes. Usually.
    Well it's mostly a joke thing, everyone was making fun of them so I was all, "Hey! I'll buy a pair! Teehar!" There's also a practical concern in that part of making my face more feminine is very subtly tensing the muscles around my eyes so that they're wider than they are when I'm perfectly at rest. It's a tiny thing, but it's still a thing and it gets sore after a few hours. It'd be cool if I didn't have to stretch my muscles to get the same effect, you know? Not that I'm saying this is the same, just that ... well, a girl can dream. :P

    I never really viewed weaboo eyes as feminine.

    Then again I guess you do have a point now that I think about anime.

    Some of the crazy-biggest eyes I've ever seen were on girls I knew in Japan. American girls get big boobs, Japanese girls get big eyes.

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  • GimGim A fisherman always spots another fisherman from afar Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    This woman is entirely too white to be from Zimbabwe.

    She's the only medal they've gotten so far, so I'm guessing they won't disown her just yet.

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited August 2008
    Speaker wrote: »
    My dog went after a porcupine this afternoon.

    Trying to hold a flailing, bleeding pitbull down so you can pull spines out of her nose and gums with pliers suuuuuuuuuuuucks.

    This is why I love my adorable little scared-of-everything snuggle terrier.

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Speaker wrote: »
    This woman is entirely too white to be from Zimbabwe.

    I'm pretty sure Mugabe hasn't rounded up all the white people and put them in cages just yet.
    She sounds like she's from Connecticut.

  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Oboro those are bad for your eyes. Usually.
    Well it's mostly a joke thing, everyone was making fun of them so I was all, "Hey! I'll buy a pair! Teehar!" There's also a practical concern in that part of making my face more feminine is very subtly tensing the muscles around my eyes so that they're wider than they are when I'm perfectly at rest. It's a tiny thing, but it's still a thing and it gets sore after a few hours. It'd be cool if I didn't have to stretch my muscles to get the same effect, you know? Not that I'm saying this is the same, just that ... well, a girl can dream. :P

    I never really viewed weaboo eyes as feminine.

    Then again I guess you do have a point now that I think about anime.
    I can't quantify it statistically or anything but my photos where I am opening my eyes wider test feminine far better than the ones where I am not. The litmus test I use may be limited, but in this case it's also consensus and consistent. vOv

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  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Speaker wrote: »
    This woman is entirely too white to be from Zimbabwe.

    I'm pretty sure Mugabe hasn't rounded up all the white people and put them in cages just yet.
    She sounds like she's from Connecticut.

    Probably is.

    Connecticut is a barbarous province, governed by African thugs at the behest of their wizened governor, who is actually a robot.

    Being walkers with the dawn and morning,
    Walkers with the sun and morning, we are not afraid of night,
    Nor days of gloom, nor darkness -
    Being walkers with the sun and morning.
  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The bronze medalist in saber was pretty cute.

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  • KilroyKilroy Cannonball blastin'Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Oboro those are bad for your eyes. Usually.
    Well it's mostly a joke thing, everyone was making fun of them so I was all, "Hey! I'll buy a pair! Teehar!" There's also a practical concern in that part of making my face more feminine is very subtly tensing the muscles around my eyes so that they're wider than they are when I'm perfectly at rest. It's a tiny thing, but it's still a thing and it gets sore after a few hours. It'd be cool if I didn't have to stretch my muscles to get the same effect, you know? Not that I'm saying this is the same, just that ... well, a girl can dream. :P

    I never really viewed weaboo eyes as feminine.

    Then again I guess you do have a point now that I think about anime.

    Some of the crazy-biggest eyes I've ever seen were on girls I knew in Japan. American girls get big boobs, Japanese girls get big eyes.

    My ex has both, and she's not Asian at all. It's the strangest thing.

  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    God I hate connecticut it should diaf

  • ElkiElki GOBS OF PUKE!!! YES!!!!!!!Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2008
    evilbob wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Man, this WWF commercial about polar bears almost makes me cry. The cubs are so adorable, even if they do grow up and would kill and eat me if I tried to cuddle with them.

    I pictured a very different kind of WWF and an entirely different kind of bear when I read this and I was greatly confused and D:
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    Hehehe. Andrew Jay.

  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Well, you could always try to raise a polar bear cub and domesticate it, but I think you'd run out of freezer room before long.

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So we're watching Matilda and I commented on the little black girl being adorable and rad asked me if I meant the little foreign girl. Because, and these are her words, "All nonwhite people are foreign."

    I'm pretty sure she was being serious. Completely.

    PSN: allenquid
  • ElkiElki GOBS OF PUKE!!! YES!!!!!!!Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2008
    Speaker wrote: »
    My dog went after a porcupine this afternoon.

    Trying to hold a flailing, bleeding pitbull down so you can pull spines out of her nose and gums with pliers suuuuuuuuuuuucks.

    ouch

    Did it try to bite you?

  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    So we're watching Matilda and I commented on the little black girl being adorable and rad asked me if I meant the little foreign girl. Because, and these are her words, "All nonwhite people are foreign."

    I'm pretty sure she was being serious. Completely.

    Did you wreck that shit when she got in?

    I bet you wrecked that shit.

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Now rad's trying to grab the laptop away from me to spread her white hate.

    PSN: allenquid
  • ElkiElki GOBS OF PUKE!!! YES!!!!!!!Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2008
    I go try to the NRO's blog to see what they're saying about Georgia and it's all Edward! Edward! Edward!

    So lame.

  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    Speaker wrote: »
    My dog went after a porcupine this afternoon.

    Trying to hold a flailing, bleeding pitbull down so you can pull spines out of her nose and gums with pliers suuuuuuuuuuuucks.

    ouch

    Did it try to bite you?

    Whenever I hear that someone has a pitbull, that's the first question I ask. Only I replace "bite you" with "rip your throat out".

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    So we're watching Matilda and I commented on the little black girl being adorable and rad asked me if I meant the little foreign girl. Because, and these are her words, "All nonwhite people are foreign."

    I'm pretty sure she was being serious. Completely.

    Did you wreck that shit when she got in?

    I bet you wrecked that shit.
    She was like "Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn!"

    And I was all "Hells yeah bizatch."

    This was after we went to Ikea though. That place is wonderful.

    PSN: allenquid
  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    Speaker wrote: »
    My dog went after a porcupine this afternoon.

    Trying to hold a flailing, bleeding pitbull down so you can pull spines out of her nose and gums with pliers suuuuuuuuuuuucks.

    ouch

    Did it try to bite you?

    Not really. Sometimes she would kind of nip me, but I think mostly she was just trying to get the stick out of her mouth or dodge the pliers.

    Being walkers with the dawn and morning,
    Walkers with the sun and morning, we are not afraid of night,
    Nor days of gloom, nor darkness -
    Being walkers with the sun and morning.
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Speaker wrote: »
    My dog went after a porcupine this afternoon.

    Trying to hold a flailing, bleeding pitbull down so you can pull spines out of her nose and gums with pliers suuuuuuuuuuuucks.

    ouch

    Did it try to bite you?

    Whenever I hear that someone has a pitbull, that's the first question I ask. Only I replace "bite you" with "rip your throat out".
    Pitbulls are wonderful dogs. Shoosh.

    PSN: allenquid
  • GimGim A fisherman always spots another fisherman from afar Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    So we're watching Matilda and I commented on the little black girl being adorable and rad asked me if I meant the little foreign girl. Because, and these are her words, "All nonwhite people are foreign."

    I'm pretty sure she was being serious. Completely.

    I will wear a garter and take her place at the wedding.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh holy crap I just remembered that I had a dream that involved petting a pit bull or some other type of dog. It was really nice. I like animals.

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    So we're watching Matilda and I commented on the little black girl being adorable and rad asked me if I meant the little foreign girl. Because, and these are her words, "All nonwhite people are foreign."

    I'm pretty sure she was being serious. Completely.

    Did you wreck that shit when she got in?

    I bet you wrecked that shit.
    She was like "Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn!"

    And I was all "Hells yeah bizatch."

    This was after we went to Ikea though. That place is wonderful.

    I'll take a shot of tequila to honor your porno prowess. And also to the hope that she'll be able to walk again.

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