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Zimmy's first [chat]!

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited August 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Oboro those are bad for your eyes. Usually.
    Well it's mostly a joke thing, everyone was making fun of them so I was all, "Hey! I'll buy a pair! Teehar!" There's also a practical concern in that part of making my face more feminine is very subtly tensing the muscles around my eyes so that they're wider than they are when I'm perfectly at rest. It's a tiny thing, but it's still a thing and it gets sore after a few hours. It'd be cool if I didn't have to stretch my muscles to get the same effect, you know? Not that I'm saying this is the same, just that ... well, a girl can dream. :P

    I never really viewed weaboo eyes as feminine.

    Then again I guess you do have a point now that I think about anime.

    Some of the crazy-biggest eyes I've ever seen were on girls I knew in Japan. American girls get big boobs, Japanese girls get big eyes.

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  • GimGim gossamer and quicksilver Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    This woman is entirely too white to be from Zimbabwe.

    She's the only medal they've gotten so far, so I'm guessing they won't disown her just yet.

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited August 2008
    Speaker wrote: »
    My dog went after a porcupine this afternoon.

    Trying to hold a flailing, bleeding pitbull down so you can pull spines out of her nose and gums with pliers suuuuuuuuuuuucks.

    This is why I love my adorable little scared-of-everything snuggle terrier.

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Speaker wrote: »
    This woman is entirely too white to be from Zimbabwe.

    I'm pretty sure Mugabe hasn't rounded up all the white people and put them in cages just yet.
    She sounds like she's from Connecticut.

  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Oboro those are bad for your eyes. Usually.
    Well it's mostly a joke thing, everyone was making fun of them so I was all, "Hey! I'll buy a pair! Teehar!" There's also a practical concern in that part of making my face more feminine is very subtly tensing the muscles around my eyes so that they're wider than they are when I'm perfectly at rest. It's a tiny thing, but it's still a thing and it gets sore after a few hours. It'd be cool if I didn't have to stretch my muscles to get the same effect, you know? Not that I'm saying this is the same, just that ... well, a girl can dream. :P

    I never really viewed weaboo eyes as feminine.

    Then again I guess you do have a point now that I think about anime.
    I can't quantify it statistically or anything but my photos where I am opening my eyes wider test feminine far better than the ones where I am not. The litmus test I use may be limited, but in this case it's also consensus and consistent. vOv

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  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Speaker wrote: »
    This woman is entirely too white to be from Zimbabwe.

    I'm pretty sure Mugabe hasn't rounded up all the white people and put them in cages just yet.
    She sounds like she's from Connecticut.

    Probably is.

    Connecticut is a barbarous province, governed by African thugs at the behest of their wizened governor, who is actually a robot.

    Being walkers with the dawn and morning,
    Walkers with the sun and morning, we are not afraid of night,
    Nor days of gloom, nor darkness -
    Being walkers with the sun and morning.
  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The bronze medalist in saber was pretty cute.

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  • KilroyKilroy Lil' Sami :3 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Oboro those are bad for your eyes. Usually.
    Well it's mostly a joke thing, everyone was making fun of them so I was all, "Hey! I'll buy a pair! Teehar!" There's also a practical concern in that part of making my face more feminine is very subtly tensing the muscles around my eyes so that they're wider than they are when I'm perfectly at rest. It's a tiny thing, but it's still a thing and it gets sore after a few hours. It'd be cool if I didn't have to stretch my muscles to get the same effect, you know? Not that I'm saying this is the same, just that ... well, a girl can dream. :P

    I never really viewed weaboo eyes as feminine.

    Then again I guess you do have a point now that I think about anime.

    Some of the crazy-biggest eyes I've ever seen were on girls I knew in Japan. American girls get big boobs, Japanese girls get big eyes.

    My ex has both, and she's not Asian at all. It's the strangest thing.

  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    God I hate connecticut it should diaf

  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2008
    evilbob wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Man, this WWF commercial about polar bears almost makes me cry. The cubs are so adorable, even if they do grow up and would kill and eat me if I tried to cuddle with them.

    I pictured a very different kind of WWF and an entirely different kind of bear when I read this and I was greatly confused and D:
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    Hehehe. Andrew Jay.

  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Well, you could always try to raise a polar bear cub and domesticate it, but I think you'd run out of freezer room before long.

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So we're watching Matilda and I commented on the little black girl being adorable and rad asked me if I meant the little foreign girl. Because, and these are her words, "All nonwhite people are foreign."

    I'm pretty sure she was being serious. Completely.

    PSN: allenquid
  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2008
    Speaker wrote: »
    My dog went after a porcupine this afternoon.

    Trying to hold a flailing, bleeding pitbull down so you can pull spines out of her nose and gums with pliers suuuuuuuuuuuucks.

    ouch

    Did it try to bite you?

  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    So we're watching Matilda and I commented on the little black girl being adorable and rad asked me if I meant the little foreign girl. Because, and these are her words, "All nonwhite people are foreign."

    I'm pretty sure she was being serious. Completely.

    Did you wreck that shit when she got in?

    I bet you wrecked that shit.

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Now rad's trying to grab the laptop away from me to spread her white hate.

    PSN: allenquid
  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2008
    I go try to the NRO's blog to see what they're saying about Georgia and it's all Edward! Edward! Edward!

    So lame.

  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    Speaker wrote: »
    My dog went after a porcupine this afternoon.

    Trying to hold a flailing, bleeding pitbull down so you can pull spines out of her nose and gums with pliers suuuuuuuuuuuucks.

    ouch

    Did it try to bite you?

    Whenever I hear that someone has a pitbull, that's the first question I ask. Only I replace "bite you" with "rip your throat out".

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    So we're watching Matilda and I commented on the little black girl being adorable and rad asked me if I meant the little foreign girl. Because, and these are her words, "All nonwhite people are foreign."

    I'm pretty sure she was being serious. Completely.

    Did you wreck that shit when she got in?

    I bet you wrecked that shit.
    She was like "Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn!"

    And I was all "Hells yeah bizatch."

    This was after we went to Ikea though. That place is wonderful.

    PSN: allenquid
  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    Speaker wrote: »
    My dog went after a porcupine this afternoon.

    Trying to hold a flailing, bleeding pitbull down so you can pull spines out of her nose and gums with pliers suuuuuuuuuuuucks.

    ouch

    Did it try to bite you?

    Not really. Sometimes she would kind of nip me, but I think mostly she was just trying to get the stick out of her mouth or dodge the pliers.

    Being walkers with the dawn and morning,
    Walkers with the sun and morning, we are not afraid of night,
    Nor days of gloom, nor darkness -
    Being walkers with the sun and morning.
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Speaker wrote: »
    My dog went after a porcupine this afternoon.

    Trying to hold a flailing, bleeding pitbull down so you can pull spines out of her nose and gums with pliers suuuuuuuuuuuucks.

    ouch

    Did it try to bite you?

    Whenever I hear that someone has a pitbull, that's the first question I ask. Only I replace "bite you" with "rip your throat out".
    Pitbulls are wonderful dogs. Shoosh.

    PSN: allenquid
  • GimGim gossamer and quicksilver Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    So we're watching Matilda and I commented on the little black girl being adorable and rad asked me if I meant the little foreign girl. Because, and these are her words, "All nonwhite people are foreign."

    I'm pretty sure she was being serious. Completely.

    I will wear a garter and take her place at the wedding.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh holy crap I just remembered that I had a dream that involved petting a pit bull or some other type of dog. It was really nice. I like animals.

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    So we're watching Matilda and I commented on the little black girl being adorable and rad asked me if I meant the little foreign girl. Because, and these are her words, "All nonwhite people are foreign."

    I'm pretty sure she was being serious. Completely.

    Did you wreck that shit when she got in?

    I bet you wrecked that shit.
    She was like "Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn!"

    And I was all "Hells yeah bizatch."

    This was after we went to Ikea though. That place is wonderful.

    I'll take a shot of tequila to honor your porno prowess. And also to the hope that she'll be able to walk again.

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Dear Internet,

    Boy is a liar. He tries to keep me from my computer so I steal his. HE is making noises on my head at the moment. I'm going to hit him.

    Love,

    RAD

    PSN: allenquid
  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2008
    Pitbull pups are the most adorable thing.

  • KilroyKilroy Lil' Sami :3 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So with both of you at the same place, will I no longer be able to enjoy your playful bickering? :(

  • KilroyKilroy Lil' Sami :3 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    Pitbull pubs are the most adorable thing.

    I prefer my pubs to have alcohol rather than dogs.

  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Speaker wrote: »
    My dog went after a porcupine this afternoon.

    Trying to hold a flailing, bleeding pitbull down so you can pull spines out of her nose and gums with pliers suuuuuuuuuuuucks.

    ouch

    Did it try to bite you?

    Whenever I hear that someone has a pitbull, that's the first question I ask. Only I replace "bite you" with "rip your throat out".
    Pitbulls are wonderful dogs. Shoosh.

    They really are, they just have to be socialized well. Very intelligent, just too often allowed to act out by irresponsible owners. And pit puppies are the cutest.

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    gfdgfdgsr

    Dear Loyal S^er6vant

    Boy is trying 65to sabotakige me as I type this. ANYT%WAY of course we wiLL AS SOON AS THE iwireless is up/ ^I will still win. I8 hate him and h1ow he's making mE TYPE BUT you are awE1SOM1E1/.11

    Love,,

    Rad

    PSN: allenquid
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Looks like a message full of hate to me.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Quid I will never be able to trust anything you say ever again.

  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    Hi rad! You guys need two computers so you can talk to eachother online from five feet away.

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  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Looks like a message full of hate to me.

    sorta feels like they've both been possessed by demons.

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  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Quid I will never be able to trust anything you say ever again.

    Being walkers with the dawn and morning,
    Walkers with the sun and morning, we are not afraid of night,
    Nor days of gloom, nor darkness -
    Being walkers with the sun and morning.
  • KilroyKilroy Lil' Sami :3 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    gfdgfdgsr

    Dear Loyal S^er6vant

    Boy is trying 65to sabotakige me as I type this. ANYT%WAY of course we wiLL AS SOON AS THE iwireless is up/ ^I will still win. I8 hate him and h1ow he's making mE TYPE BUT you are awE1SOM1E1/.11

    Love,,

    Rad

    Yay!

    Much <3.
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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hi rad! You guys need two computers so you can talk to eachother online from five feet away.

    MAN THAT WOULD BE NEAT

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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited August 2008
    Congratulations on your first chat, Zimmy! We’ll have some first-chat cake!

    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    Hi rad! You guys need two computers so you can talk to eachother online from five feet away.

    MAN THAT WOULD BE NEAT

    It was always the best part about LAN parties.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hi rad! You guys need two computers so you can talk to eachother online from five feet away.

    MAN THAT WOULD BE NEAT

    It was always the best part about LAN parties.

    That is quite true. Sitting there with your headphones on. Messaging the dude across from you. . .ah to be young again.

    Speaking of young. My roommates get to sit around and smoke pot no problem. But me? I gotta run a god damn gauntlet to get drunk. Sigh.

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  • GimGim gossamer and quicksilver Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Whenever I hear that someone has a pitbull, that's the first question I ask. Only I replace "bite you" with "rip your throat out".

    Speaker was the only one in the Michael Vick case to escape undetected by the police.
    Quid wrote: »
    Dear Internet,

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    Love,

    RAD

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