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Social Entropy++: AWESOME POST in "The Unfair Banning Competition (Pleas For Clemency)", b

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Forum: Social Entropy++
Post: The Unfair Banning Competition (Pleas For Clemency)
Posted by: Filler Inc.


Original Content:
"Suck my bags you fags!" he was grinch-ish-ly humming.
"They're finding out now that no banning is coming!"
"They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!"
"Their mouths will hang open a minute or two

Then the fags down in SEville will all cry Boo-Hoo!"
"That's a noise," grinned the Tube,
"That I simply MUST hear!"
So he paused.

And the Tube put his hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound rising over the snow.
It started in low.
Then it started to grow...

But the sound wasn't sad!
Why, this sound sounded merry!
It couldn't be so!
But it WAS merry!
VERY!

He stared down at SEville!
The Tube popped his eyes!
Then he shook!
What he saw was a shocking surprise!

Every fag down in SEville, the tall and the small,
Was singing!
Without any bannings at all!

He HADN'T stopped the bannings from coming!
They CAME!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!

And the Tube, with his hedgehog-feet ice-cold in the snow,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?"
"It came with out curses! It came without swears!"
"It came without pictures, memes or bears!"
And he puzzled three hours, till his puzzler was sore.

Then the Tube thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe a banning," he thought,
"Is not what we need"
"Maybe we should ban... drama... the strife... and the anger it feeds... "

And what happened then...?
Well...in SEville they say
That the Tube's small heart
Grew three sizes that day!

And the minute his heart didn't feel so much like lead,
He scanned through the pages that made up this thread

And he brought back the cocks!
And the dicks for the feast!
And he...
HE HIMSELF...
The Tube...
carved that meaty, throbbing beast!

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