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Attention Fat People

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Fat advocates say Ohio anti-obesity ads demean children
CINCINNATI (AP) - A national advocacy group says anti-obesity billboards in the Cincinnati area are demeaning to overweight children and should be taken down. A new campaign from the local Center for Closing the Health Gap features outdoor ads that show heavy children pigging out on burgers and fried foods beneath the question, "Are we feeding our kids to death?"
The California-based National Association for the Advancement of Fat Acceptance says the billboards must go because they unfairly subject fat children to ridicule from others, instead of inspiring them to eat healthier foods.
But the head of the anti-obesity group says the billboards are staying. He says they're meant as a wake-up call for families with overweight children.
Are obese children getting their feelings hurt? Good. Stop stuffing your face with cheeseburgers and run around you lazy sacks of shit.

Fuck you. You aren't a protected class. You're fucking fat. Lose some weight. You're going to get diabetes and have heart problems. Because you're fucking fat.

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    i am pretty distressed that the National Association for the Advancement of Fat Acceptance and "fat advocates" actually exist.

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  • DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS
    denihilist wrote: »
    Deni just wants to distract the attention away from short people for a change.
    Whenever I hear that song Short People got No Reason to Live I cry, on the inside.

    How is your stosh these days mang.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    attention fat people

    please form straight lines in front of the incinerators

    single file, please

    warning!

    after the fat person before you has gone into the incinerator, please allow thirty seconds to pass before going in yourself

    this will ensure that the incinerators are working at maximum efficiency

    thank you

  • humblehumble Registered User
    as i posted that, a huge fat man with a fanny pack walked into my store

  • denihilistdenihilist tiny, tiny little man live music capitol of the worldAdministrator admin
    JohnHam wrote: »
    The only thing they like more than their Miley Cyrus and Jonas Brothers is getting up in arms about whatever bullshit is a hot button issue this week.
    Like TFS getting banned?

  • ButtersButters Registered User regular
    Ha ha ha! Way to go, Cincy.

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  • DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS
    I think there should be an anti-fat discrimination rule here to compliment the anti-racism rule.

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  • BelruelBelruel Registered User regular
    aaahahahaha so they are upset that it shows fat kids doing what made them fat.

    what

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    I'm doing my part to not be fat by throwing up until I'm pretty

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  • ButtersButters Registered User regular
    i am pretty distressed that the National Association for the Advancement of Fat Acceptance and "fat advocates" actually exist.
    California-based

    That shouldn't surprise anyone.

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  • JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    denihilist wrote: »
    JohnHam wrote: »
    The only thing they like more than their Miley Cyrus and Jonas Brothers is getting up in arms about whatever bullshit is a hot button issue this week.
    Like TFS getting banned?

    Yeah, we're no better, ultimately, but we can aspire to improve, can't we?

    Can't we?

    Oh.

    Twitter?
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I think there should be an anti-fat discrimination rule here to compliment the anti-racism rule.

    I think you are stupid.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    i am pretty distressed that the National Association for the Advancement of Fat Acceptance and "fat advocates" actually exist.

    also known as NAAFA
    which, oddly enough, is very similar to the sounds of their constant heavy breathing

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User
    I think there should be an anti-fat discrimination rule here to compliment the anti-racism rule.

    I hope you're not serious.

  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    denihilist wrote: »
    Deni just wants to distract the attention away from short people for a change.
    Whenever I hear that song Short People got No Reason to Live I cry, on the inside.

    I played that at a gig a few weeks ago and this idiot shouted afterwards "it was written by a short man!" and I said "randy newman was normal sized" and he said "no you're wrong it was written by paul abbot (or something)" and this went on and on until I said "look just fuck off alright?"

    that story sort of tails off towards the end

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  • denihilistdenihilist tiny, tiny little man live music capitol of the worldAdministrator admin
    denihilist wrote: »
    Deni just wants to distract the attention away from short people for a change.
    Whenever I hear that song Short People got No Reason to Live I cry, on the inside.

    How is your stosh these days mang.
    I shaved it after the party. It was messing with my barbecue eating. The next party I'm doing a really thick cop/military mustache and I'm wearing a greco-roman wrestling outfit, complete with helmet and I'm shaving all of the hair off my body.

    (besides the stosh of course)

  • trantramptrantramp Registered User
    fat people smell like ass because they poop so frequently

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    I think there should be an anti-fat discrimination rule here to compliment the anti-racism rule.

    i bet you're dating a fat person

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    denihilist wrote: »
    Deni just wants to distract the attention away from short people for a change.
    Whenever I hear that song Short People got No Reason to Live I cry, on the inside.

    I played that at a gig a few weeks ago and this idiot shouted afterwards "it was written by a short man!" and I said "randy newman was normal sized" and he said "no you're wrong it was written by paul abbot (or something)" and this went on and on until I said "look just fuck off alright?"

    that story sort of tails off towards the end

    oh no dude I loved the part where you gave that dude what for

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    denihilist wrote: »
    Deni just wants to distract the attention away from short people for a change.
    Whenever I hear that song Short People got No Reason to Live I cry, on the inside.

    I played that at a gig a few weeks ago and this idiot shouted afterwards "it was written by a short man!" and I said "randy newman was normal sized" and he said "no you're wrong it was written by paul abbot (or something)" and this went on and on until I said "look just fuck off alright?"

    that story sort of tails off towards the end

    fascinating

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof Registered User regular
    denihilist wrote: »
    JohnHam wrote: »
    The only thing they like more than their Miley Cyrus and Jonas Brothers is getting up in arms about whatever bullshit is a hot button issue this week.
    Like TFS getting banned?

    I think I might rally around this cause.

    Make a change around these forums and do something positive.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    i am forming a National Association of I Wanna Be A Fucking Astronaut, Fuck You NASA

    (NAIWBAFAFYNASA)

    who's with me?

  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User
    denihilist wrote: »
    JohnHam wrote: »
    The only thing they like more than their Miley Cyrus and Jonas Brothers is getting up in arms about whatever bullshit is a hot button issue this week.
    Like TFS getting banned?

    No, exactly not like that. TFS getting banned was a product of Tube offering up the chance to have someone banned and years of his own idiocy coming back to bite him in the ass. Don't drag this into a thing.

  • DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS
    I think there should be an anti-fat discrimination rule here to compliment the anti-racism rule.

    I hope you're not serious.

    But genetics, you see.

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  • JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    trantramp wrote: »
    fat people smell like ass because they poop so frequently

    I actually think it's not frequency, so much as....shall we say...hygenic difficulty after the fact.

    Those folds can hold an astonishing amount of material.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    trantramp wrote: »
    fat people smell like ass because they poop so frequently

    also it's hard to wipe

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  • StraythStrayth Registered User
    Tough shit- fat kids got picked on constantly when I was in school, either they're used to it or they will be soon.

    If they can bitch about smoking, which less frequently results in death than heart problems stemming from obesity, they can bitch about children who aren't in shape.

    Nagging ads are hardly compelling anyway, they all strike me as a waste of time.

    That's right.
  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    I don't really care about fat people if they're happy being fat. Good for them. If they're unhappy being fat but are too lazy to do anything about it, fuck em. I do look at some fat people and honestly wonder how they let it get that far.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    I think there should be an anti-fat discrimination rule here to compliment the anti-racism rule.

    I hope you're not serious.

    But genetics, you see.

    butt genetics do not explain the size of one's ass

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • denihilistdenihilist tiny, tiny little man live music capitol of the worldAdministrator admin
    I think there should be an anti-fat discrimination rule here to compliment the anti-racism rule.

    I hope you're not serious.

    But genetics, you see.
    b-b-but science

  • DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS
    denihilist wrote: »
    I shaved it after the party. It was messing with my barbecue eating. The next party I'm doing a really thick cop/military mustache and I'm wearing a greco-roman wrestling outfit, complete with helmet and I'm shaving all of the hair off my body.

    (besides the stosh of course)

    I was like D: ... o_O.... :winky:

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA
    denihilist wrote: »
    Deni just wants to distract the attention away from short people for a change.
    Whenever I hear that song Short People got No Reason to Live I cry, on the inside.

    I played that at a gig a few weeks ago and this idiot shouted afterwards "it was written by a short man!" and I said "randy newman was normal sized" and he said "no you're wrong it was written by paul abbot (or something)" and this went on and on until I said "look just fuck off alright?"

    that story sort of tails off towards the end

    It must be difficult not being able to infract people in the real world. Like not having an undo button when you've been working in photoshop for 12 hours straight and you spill your coffee.

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i am forming a National Association of I Wanna Be A Fucking Astronaut, Fuck You NASA

    (NAIWBAFAFYNASA)

    who's with me?

    Most successful groups start with "NA" so this could go far.

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof Registered User regular
    butt science is the best science

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    I already know that if I get fat I will have no reason to live

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i am forming a National Association of I Wanna Be A Fucking Astronaut, Fuck You NASA

    (NAIWBAFAFYNASA)

    who's with me?

    i am. i want to be an untrained astronaut advocate.

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  • BelruelBelruel Registered User regular
    they've got, little hands, little eyes, they walk around tellin great big lies

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    you're allowed to have a belly

    but if your ass can't fit in a goddamn movie theater seat, i think it might be easier on everyone to just take you out back, old yeller style

  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    WaM you should mostly just work on that ghetto booty

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    About three weeks after I started at Rite Aid, this incredibly obese woman came in and spent fifty dollars
    The only thing in that cart that wasn't soda, chips, or just junk food of any kind, was a single, solitary roll of toilet paper
    In the back of my mind I'm like "Lady that ain't gonna cut it"

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