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    denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    denihilist wrote: »
    Cthulhu didn't change your views on abortion did he?

    Well... if fetuses aren't people, then we can genetically turn off the fat genes and it wouldn't be wrong.

    (also the gay genes)
    :roland:

    denihilist on
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited August 2008
    I also think that when you make the decision to be fat (and it is a decision) you accept the negative consequences of this, such as being made fun of.

    Tube on
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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    denihilist wrote: »
    denihilist wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    denihilist wrote: »
    Deni who was the worst PA mod ever in your opinion.
    I will take the safe route and say Dr. Dizaster. The original, not pheezer.

    Would you say Pheezer is the second worst PA mod ever?
    No I love pheezer. He is awesome.

    you remember that time pheezer banned me for something trivial and then like 20 minutes later you unbanned me and pheezer was probably just completely red-faced and thinking something like "damn you to hell, deni you have foiled me again"?
    If I say no is that going to make things awkward?

    on that day you unbanned my heart.

    Mister Longbaugh on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    there used to be this mom that would come into barnes & noble when I worked there

    on top of being SUPER obnoxious, she had an enormous stroller -- like one of those strollers with cupholders and a luxury seat for the kid and like a boxing ring and a live dinosaur show and shit like that, just enormous

    and she also had an enormous, unhappy ass

    from the front of her scooter to the back of her weird huge jutting ass, she was at least twelve feet long

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    denihilist wrote: »
    Cthulhu didn't change your views on abortion did he?

    Well... if fetuses aren't people, then we can genetically turn off the fat genes and it wouldn't be wrong.

    (also the gay genes)

    And so it is written, Amen.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I liked the Pheezer I met in person. Unfortunately, this Pheezer is a wholly different Pheezer from the cockgoblin that mods here.

    Drez on
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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    denihilist wrote: »
    Deni who was the worst PA mod ever in your opinion.
    I will take the safe route and say Dr. Dizaster. The original, not pheezer.

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    And then they made him a mod, proving that people who never stop asking to become mods are the worst choices. Except whippy.

    The end.

    I liked Dr. D. as a mod. He used a funny image when he banned people.

    Szechuanosaurus on
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    CT can we have an unfair banning of a former mod contest too.

    CT, before you make a decision, please keep in mind that you can mod and then promptly de-mod DB here, thereby technically making him a former mod.

    The Geek on
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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    DrDizaster was easily the worst mod. Logged into someone else's account and trolled with it in an attempt to get them banned because of something they did at TTB. Locked out registration so that he could win a bet, subsequentlyl lost that bet and then welshed on the bet.

    oh cool, welshed is a racial slur. Take that, Welshie!

    Dynagrip on
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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    there used to be this mom that would come into barnes & noble when I worked there

    on top of being SUPER obnoxious, she had an enormous stroller -- like one of those strollers with cupholders and a luxury seat for the kid and like a boxing ring and a live dinosaur show and shit like that, just enormous

    and she also had an enormous, unhappy ass

    from the front of her scooter to the back of her weird huge jutting ass, she was at least twelve feet long

    did her ass make a shelf?

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    there used to be this mom that would come into barnes & noble when I worked there

    on top of being SUPER obnoxious, she had an enormous stroller -- like one of those strollers with cupholders and a luxury seat for the kid and like a boxing ring and a live dinosaur show and shit like that, just enormous

    and she also had an enormous, unhappy ass

    from the front of her scooter to the back of her weird huge jutting ass, she was at least twelve feet long

    did her ass make a shelf?
    totally

    World as Myth on
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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    I liked Dr. D. as a mod. He used a funny image when he banned people.

    no, it wasn't funny at all. I hated locked/banned images.

    Dynagrip on
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    I never really took much note of Dr.Diz other than the fact he became a whiney bitch when Child's Play was created, thinking that Gabe and Tycho were purposely ripping off his idea.

    The Geek on
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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Guys I love my metabolism
    I can eat ice cream for breakfast and lunch and not gain a pound
    In fact
    It's time for lunch, let's check the freezer

    Me Too! on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    CT can we have an unfair banning of a former mod contest too.

    CT, before you make a decision, please keep in mind that you can mod and then promptly de-mod DB here, thereby technically making him a former mod.

    Well, all of the whining forum mods count as former mods.

    Munkus Beaver on
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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    there used to be this mom that would come into barnes & noble when I worked there

    on top of being SUPER obnoxious, she had an enormous stroller -- like one of those strollers with cupholders and a luxury seat for the kid and like a boxing ring and a live dinosaur show and shit like that, just enormous

    and she also had an enormous, unhappy ass

    from the front of her scooter to the back of her weird huge jutting ass, she was at least twelve feet long

    that, my friend, is a hippo ass.

    i guess if you look at it hard enough it could kind of look like a hippo's face too

    Mister Longbaugh on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    I never really took much note of Dr.Diz other than the fact he became a whiney bitch when Child's Play was created, thinking that Gabe and Tycho were purposely ripping off his idea.
    Which, in my esteem, makes him a douche bag extraordinaire.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    there used to be this mom that would come into barnes & noble when I worked there

    on top of being SUPER obnoxious, she had an enormous stroller -- like one of those strollers with cupholders and a luxury seat for the kid and like a boxing ring and a live dinosaur show and shit like that, just enormous

    and she also had an enormous, unhappy ass

    from the front of her scooter to the back of her weird huge jutting ass, she was at least twelve feet long

    did her ass make a shelf?
    totally

    those are the best/worst

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    I never really took much note of Dr.Diz other than the fact he became a whiney bitch when Child's Play was created, thinking that Gabe and Tycho were purposely ripping off his idea.

    Oh yeah, that too.

    Szechuanosaurus on
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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Guys I love my metabolism
    I can eat ice cream for breakfast and lunch and not gain a pound
    In fact
    It's time for lunch, let's check the freezer

    I was like you, once.

    Then I hit university and it became a struggle to keep from developing a beer gut.

    Enjoy your metabolism while it lasts.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    guys the diabeetus commercial just came on

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    NostregarNostregar Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    and she also had an enormous, unhappy ass

    from the front of her scooter to the back of her weird huge jutting ass, she was at least twelve feet long

    I can appreciate a large ass, but that sounds vomit-inducing.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    DrDizaster was easily the worst mod. Logged into someone else's account and trolled with it in an attempt to get them banned because of something they did at TTB. Locked out registration so that he could win a bet, subsequentlyl lost that bet and then welshed on the bet.

    oh cool, welshed is a racial slur. Take that, Welshie!

    I always heard it as "welched". But I have misheard things before.

    The Geek on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    CT can we have an unfair banning of a former mod contest too.

    CT, before you make a decision, please keep in mind that you can mod and then promptly de-mod DB here, thereby technically making him a former mod.

    Well, all of the whining forum mods count as former mods.

    Did they ever unban the guy that combined the entire subforum into a single thread? Who was that again? Queertzi and someone else.

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    DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    CT can we have an unfair banning of a former mod contest too.

    CT, before you make a decision, please keep in mind that you can mod and then promptly de-mod DB here, thereby technically making him a former mod.

    That two second time span is all I need... you're on notice, Geek. :P

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I liked Dr. D. as a mod. He used a funny image when he banned people.

    i don't know who Dr. D. is/was, but i can tell you that his old signature was fucking terrible

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I never really took much note of Dr.Diz other than the fact he became a whiney bitch when Child's Play was created, thinking that Gabe and Tycho were purposely ripping off his idea.
    Which, in my esteem, makes him a douche bag extraordinaire.

    I agree.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    guys the diabeetus commercial just came on

    he has a wicked stache

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    denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    The only time I like fat people is when they're naked and smashing birthday cakes with their asses on the internet.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2008
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    DrDizaster was easily the worst mod. Logged into someone else's account and trolled with it in an attempt to get them banned because of something they did at TTB. Locked out registration so that he could win a bet, subsequentlyl lost that bet and then welshed on the bet.

    oh cool, welshed is a racial slur. Take that, Welshie!

    My favorite is the time he didn't like some obnoxious new forumer so he posted their ip address and told PA to attack him, and then Ramius flipped him out with some equivalent of "are you batshit retarded?"

    Larlar on
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited August 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Guys I love my metabolism
    I can eat ice cream for breakfast and lunch and not gain a pound
    In fact
    It's time for lunch, let's check the freezer

    you still look like shit though

    Tube on
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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    vsove wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Guys I love my metabolism
    I can eat ice cream for breakfast and lunch and not gain a pound
    In fact
    It's time for lunch, let's check the freezer

    I was like you, once.

    Then I hit university and it became a struggle to keep from developing a beer gut.

    Enjoy your metabolism while it lasts.

    Most of my time as a wrestler was spent eating
    Other dudes hated that
    They had to watch their weight. Me, I ate two burgers and a slice of pizza at lunch, went to practice, and came out lighter than when I woke up

    Me Too! on
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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    oh man

    ive got leftover homemade icecream in the freezer at home

    ive got some strawberry stuff and whip cream too

    fuck yes

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    denihilist wrote: »
    Deni who was the worst PA mod ever in your opinion.
    I will take the safe route and say Dr. Dizaster. The original, not pheezer.

    drd1.JPG

    drd2.JPG

    And then they made him a mod, proving that people who never stop asking to become mods are the worst choices. Except whippy.

    The end.

    I liked Dr. D. as a mod. He used a funny image when he banned people.

    Yo can I be a mod then?

    Captain Cthulhu on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I was the worst mod

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited August 2008
    five years after Dr D left he has still yet to be beaten for the most astonishing episode of mod abuse ever seen on these forums

    Tube on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Man fat people.

    How about those fat people that look like they have a midget doing their accounting in their crotch?

    Just a big ol' flap of flesh that you know they can't reach far enough to clean.

    Hell, I doubt they even try to use public restrooms. The effort of getting their pants on and off could probably be considered an olympic event.

    Munkus Beaver on
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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Guys I love my metabolism
    I can eat ice cream for breakfast and lunch and not gain a pound
    In fact
    It's time for lunch, let's check the freezer

    you still look like shit though

    That's cause I'm lazy and don't exercise
    The last time I had muscles was sophomore year, when I wrestled
    I looked fuckin' great

    Me Too! on
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    DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    DrDizaster was easily the worst mod. Logged into someone else's account and trolled with it in an attempt to get them banned because of something they did at TTB. Locked out registration so that he could win a bet, subsequentlyl lost that bet and then welshed on the bet.

    oh cool, welshed is a racial slur. Take that, Welshie!

    My favorite is the time he didn't like some obnoxious new forumer so he posted their ip address and told PA to attack him, and then Ramius flipped him out with some equivalent of "are you batshit retarded?"

    hah oh my god

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    five years after Dr D left he has still yet to be beaten for the most astonishing episode of mod abuse ever seen on these forums

    And what's that O Tube

    Me Too! on
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